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Published: 2020-04-03 00:13:02 +0000 UTC; Views: 70019; Favourites: 921; Downloads: 180
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When will she start glowing gold and get angle wings and losses the crab claw?
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*Slaanesh stares at her "daughter" in complete shock and unbelief for a while*
Daughter: Uh...Mom?
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*Daughter walks threw portal and it closes after*
Slaanesh:....My baby girl is gone! *proceeds to cry uncontrollably and effecting the Warp*
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Daughter: NO IM NOT!!! SHUT UP!!!! *a couple tears fell*
Kitten:...Ok then?
TTS Emperor: *summons the two to his throne room with his totally not god power* Hello my child.
Kitten: What? Oh hello my Emperor.
TTS Emperor: I wasn't talking to you armored mustard bottle. But hey anyway.
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*Daughter starts to sweat a bit and move her eyes around nervously*
TTS Emperor: That would be caused of a new living saint right here.
Magnus: Huh? *Looks at said saint* Oh...But WHY thou? How is she involved with whats going on in the Warp?
Rogal Dorn: That is a good question Magnus.
TTS Emperor: Thats because she was once a daemonette of Slaanesh and Khorne and was their daughter.
Magnus/Rogal/Kitten:.....WHAT?!?!?!
Magnus: HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!?! I DONT SENSE ANYTHING EVEN RELATED TO THEM IN HER?!?!? EXPLAIN ALREADY DAMN IT!!!!!
Kitten: My brain hurts.
TTS Emperor: All right fucking damn it. Calm the fuck down and take a tank of chill pills.
Rogal Dorn: Pills do not chill father.
TTS Emperor: Shut up Rogal. Im trying to explain how this new saint was once a daemonette.
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TTS Emperor: Oh alright.
Daughter: Yes! Thank you my Lord!
TTS Emperor: No problem kiddo.
Daughter: Well to put it simply Im full by the Emperor's pure and untainted power, and can send said power to those full of Chaos energy and cleanse the taint from whatever its in. Thou it also depends on what its cleansing.
Rogal: What do you mean by that saint?
Daughter: Basically if its just completely Chaos origin, like demons and other stuff from the Warp or to corrupted by Chaos then they will be completely destroyed and no longer exciting. If not then the Warp taint will be expunged from them and they revert to what they once where before the corruption and as well with their minds more or less.
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Daughter: Uhh maybe? I dont know really, some could be restored while others will not. Kinda hit and miss here.
Rogal: Hmm that is quite the predicament.
*Just then the three Fabulous Custodes walk in the throne room*
Karstodes: Greetings my lords.
TTS Emperor: Damn it not you three again.
Wamuudes: My master we have finished with our patrols and have returned to your side.
TTS Emperor: I wished you greased up strippers didn't. Also you guys actually do your jobs in the palace?
Custodisi: Myes we do my lord and I say who is this right here? *He refers to the new saint*
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*Just then a bright golden flash appears, rejuvenating the Imperials and healing many of their wounds while blinding, setting eyes on fire and burning the Chaos cultists. When the flash dies down all can see its a saint of the Emperor*
Random Imperial Priest: A saint! A saint has come to save us! *seconds later the Imperials cheer whole heatedly*
Commissar: Praise the Emperor!
Daughter: Fear not loyal subjects of the Emperor. I have come to aid you and cleanse the filth of Chaos from this world.
Random Chaos cultists: *uses a megaphone* Up yours you Imperial tramp! Also take of your top! Hehehe *while some others also laugh with him*
Daughter:.. You will die first by my hand pig.
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*Soon the light fades and the cultist who had any form of mutations, scars, disease and any symbols of Chaos are gone and they appear to be in much better health. Shocking the Imperials as well the cultist who look at themselves in wonder amazement with fears fallen from their eyes and some have fallen to their knees*
Daughter: I have cleanse the touch of Chaos from you in mind, body and in soul with the Emperor's light and grace. You all have been given a second chance to be in His light and serve him to better humanity and defend his vision for His people.
Former cultists: I...I...B..B-But why? We forsake His light and allowed Chaos in, we deserve only death for all that we did in the damning dark gods. *tears fell from his eyes in regret and sorrow and man joined him*
Ranking Officer: I cant believe Im saying this but I agree with the traitor my lady. After all its been the statues quo for the Imperium for millennia. And its just so much faster and easier to kill any and all traitors. So why even bother?
Daughter: Because He send me to save them all and deliver them from the darkness. Yes they did terrible things for the false dark gods names, but they have a chance for redemption and are still his subjects that he loves with all of his being as he always has for all of humanity. And I suspect you felt you had little to no choice in the matter did you?
Former cultists 2: Y-yes my lady. Several of those damn nobles and lords and ladies have driven us to the dark by their actions of their pampas, self serving, arrogant agendas. Plus their just generally inbred assholes.
Daughter: *Sighs* I figured as much. But do not worry I will deal with them personalty and bring the Emperor's judgment on them all. You will have justice.
Former cultists 3: Thank you my lady! THANK YOU! *Cries tears of joy*
Daughter: *turns to the ranking officer* See to it these people are treated well and fed. Ill deal with those who truly deserves the Emperor's wrath.
Ranking Officer: It shall be done my lady!
*We see the saint take to the skies heading to the planets capital. Meanwhile back at the Imperial Palace we see the usual occupants of a giant god-like skeleton being with a shattered soul and mind, two Primarchs and four Custodians with three not armored and covered in oil and one boy in the throne room have saw what has transpired do to the Emperor's one mechanical eye/holo projector*
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Daughter: So you are the Planetary Governor of this world are you not?
Planetary Governor: Yes and who the devil are you? Your your blocking my view.
Daughter: I am a new Saint of the Emperor.
Planetary Governor: O-Ohh...Well its truly a honor to meet you my lady, but I guess its no surprise the Emperor bless me to see one. What with my status and so on.
Daughter: Uh huh (unimpressed) tell me how did this war started and why is their so much depression here while you live in such luxury? More so then other Planetary Governors?
Planetary Governor: What else my lady? I am a noble of my proud house and blood line who only deserve the best of everything and these lowly filthy peasants thought they could demand things like more food, clean water and medicine in order to do the work that their supposed to do until they drooped dead and replaced just as fast. Truly these scum need to learn their place.
Daughter: And what would that be?
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Planetary Governor: Did you idiots not hear me?! Attack!
Guard 1: No.
Planetary Governor: WHAT?!?!
Arbite 1: She is a Saint of the Emperor and to attack her is to betray Him and that is HIGHLY ILLEGAL!
Arbite 2: Also we think your a huge jack ass and want to see some sweet, SWEET, justice thrown at ya.
Planetary Governor: I COMMAND YOU TO ATTACKER THIS THING!!!!
*Imperial Palace*
Karstodes: Ok dose this guy not realize whats he doing here and how stupid this is or his head is up that far in his ass?
Magnus: (Sighs) Thats basically what the Imperium has become during the millennium more or less Im afraid.
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Daughter: Now that trash is dealt with a new Planetary Govorner is needed. *she glows sensing other nobles and high rank individuals on the planet until* And I just know who it will be. *uses her powers to summon the new Planetary Govorner*
New Planetary Govorner: W-What happened? Where am...I *sees the saint and falls to her knees*
Daughter: Rise my child. I hear by appoint you as this worlds new Planetary Govorner.
New Planetary Govorner:...What?
Daughter: You are the most suited for this task then any other, not because of your bloodline or your house, but because your heart and soul is pure and you will do right to this world and its people. Do you except task my child?
New Planetary Govorner:...Im not sure if I can do this my lady. But as a saint you do the Emperor's work and a voice of His will. If this is His will then I will do all that I can to not fail him or the Imperium or die trying.
Daughter: Well said Planetary Govorner, well said. Now I must be off for my duty is not done and yours has begone. Fare well. *she glows and disappears*
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