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I am acing as the Emperor youΒ Mexican rip off so answer my question how the fuck did aΒ guardsmen get inside my throneΒ room without myΒ infiniteΒ knowledge and ability to see the future stopping him from coming in?
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Dear Citizen #5554156678996932101654125201 AKA steam-dieselpunkpunk self proclaimed as the emperor of mankind
we no see any problem in this...maybe he is just a "very-lucky clean-and-non-heretic" selected guardsmen of the entire astra militarum?
maybe he won the prize of the new contest "10 seconds in front of the Golden Throne and Emperor himself before be sacrified for his cause"
and if you do not like imperial contests, you can look for an Ork or a Tyranid to scratch your back, in search of the answers
~ Cordially.
All the pissed personnel of The Legio Custodes who are behind you right now
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incor-RECT
Are you familiar with the term "big brother" and browsing history?
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*grimdark use tyranids*
- Tyranids ate you
- you die
- tyranids die from indigestion
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yes, hive mind, always yes!
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Many stupid heretics think that pleasures of flesh are primitive...
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Pleasures of flesh are now and forever, never forget that.
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Best stuff is always quite simple.Β
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Oh, she's so PREEEEETTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!
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Praise The Tits !Β
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eye ball bellybutton will forever haunt me
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Well, the collection is complete, if you are not going to draw the Emperor with primarchs
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Wait, why not draw the Empress?
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Well Malal is still missing.
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And the Dark Eldar
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ho you will do him ? 
yay
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Who else is hoping to see more Slaanesh stuff from GW this year!?
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Slaanesh, Chaos' top centerfold girl since the fall of the AeldariΒ (Eldar) Empire.Β Β
(Sorry Khrone!)
It looks lovely!
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She is almost cute enough to make me forget all of the horrible shit she will do to me.
Almost.
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Chaos Goddess of Murder Orgies.
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If it's heresy, then I don't EVER wanna repent!
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Funny. I was thinking tge same thing...
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I believe this heretical piece of art must be requisitioned by the Holy Inquisition for erm...... research purposes.Β Β
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Toodles!Β Β Β
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Inquisitor: Has anyone seen that heretic poster?
Guardsman: I believe an Astartes has taken it, Lord Inquisitor.
Inquisitor: β¦ Throne-dammit.
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meanwhile in the Eye of Terror
Alpha Legionnaire: Ha! I can't believe those weebs actually fell for it!!!Β Β XD
Now.......off to do my experiments......Β Β >B)Β
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Alpha Legionnaire #2: YES! NOW WE MUST PRAISE OUR TRUE GODS THE ONE WAY WE KNOW HOW!
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Alpha Legionnaire: Um....... How do we do that again? I forgot.Β Β Β 8LΒ
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Alpha Legionnaire #2: I dunno, just pile up murder orgies?
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Alpha Legionnaire: But we don't worship Slaneesh.....do we? I thought the Emperor's Children would do that sort of thing? '-.-
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Lucius: That didn't stop Carl, AND YOUR JOINING HIM ALPHA BOY!!!!!!!!
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Alpha Legionnaire: F*ck.Β Β >.<
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Alpha Legionnaire #2: Nah, nah, the Loyalist scum don't do those anymore.
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Alpha Legionnaire: But.... We left the Imperium.... didn't we? Don't we worship Chaos? I can't keep track anymore..... The lore got fudged somewhere along the line...... :L
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Alpha Legionnaire #2: At this point, I am uncertain... In my mind, there's this thought. Did we leave the Imperium or did the Imperium leave us? Keeps me up for days, brother.
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Alpha Legionnaire #1:
Huh....... I have been wondering the same exact thing. Are we the traitors or were we betrayed? I would ask Omegon but I haven't seen him for.....10,000 years. Or is it Alpharius who is leading us right now?
I know for a fact that either Alpharius or Omegon died during the Horus Heresy at Dorn's hand but........... I can't figure out if its Alpharius or Omegon that died!!!Β Β >~<'
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Alpha Legionnaire #2: At this point the only way of knowing is asking Tzeentch, and that bird-brained bastard's always so vague!
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Alpha Legionnaire #1: Well shoot. I guess we will never know.
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Alpha Legionnaire #2: It could be worse. We could've ended up with the Sons of Malice.
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Alpha Legionnaire #1: But they don't exist.... -.-
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Alpha Legionnaire #2: Exactly.
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