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The safe word is: Yes, I like that please continue!
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Honestly I wish that was actualy a thing.
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Slaanesh used Attract! It's Super Effective!
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Khorne: not in my guard!
*starting the typical couple fight, but in chaos realms*
Tzeentch: hey!,Nurgle!, get the popcorn, they are start again
Nurgle: ok, and, can you bring some for drink?
Tzeentch: yeah...maybe
Nurgle: use some of yours "thousands sons"
Tzeentch: *screaming* Magnus! put me some to drink and for Nurgle too!
Magnus: ughh...you no pay me enought for make me you waiter
Tzeentch: but i no pay you!
Magnus: What !? *quietly* you should
Tzeentch: you say something?
Magnus: Nothing!...nothing...
Tzeentch: Just as planned...jejeje
Nurgle: oh, come on little magnus, take some of popcorn for you
Magnus: mmm... *see with cautions the popcorn* im expect not getting sick with some of Tifus or Yellow Fever again
Nurgle: is sad when you say that...
Magnus: *poker face stare* never say that words again
Nurgle: that was a joke, jajaja! better sit you and enjoy the free entertaiment
Khorne & Slaanesh at same time: Β we are NOT yours entertaiment!
Tzeentch saying to Nurgle: see, they respond like a couple! jajaja
Nurgle: but Isha is better couple...for me *kiss a portait of Isha*
Tzeentch: *in sad tone* i want a girfriend like Isha....
Magnus: Ughh...here comes again...*start to read a book*
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When I thought Slannesh could not be more degenerate...Β
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It's gonna be some sinfully nice cuddling let me tell you.
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Like the designs of her clothing.
As for the Cuddling thing... By the power of the God EmperorΒ of Mankind...
Begone Thot!!Β Β
Still, I find the humor about the Chaos God or GoddessΒ of Excess amusing.Β
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Is it wrong that I find her more cute looking than creepy or even sexy?Β
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That is some Heretical Cuddling right there
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I won't be that easy to corrupt! *Hides in tomb wirld full of pariahs and prepares snacks*
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Bless thee for the 40k memes
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I'm wondering if I should laugh at this or run away screaming
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Not sure whether to be aroused or start purging
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Commissar: You will either start purging or you will be the first to be purged
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Salutes
Alright, Commissar! Lasguns or Heavy Bolters?!
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Commisar: Everything trooper.
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Alrighty then. Brings about every weapon in the Imperium's arsenal but was tempted to use Xeno tech as well
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Commisar
*elsewhere*
Blood Ravens: He took WHAT?!
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SIR, THAT THING'S STILL STANDING! PERMISSION TO INITIATE EXTERMINATUS, SIR?!
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Commisar: *already on shuttle off planet* do so
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