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(Yo guys, here's my shitty trollsona+bio in true homestuck fashion, enjoy)

Your name is BIANCA DIXXON and you are an OVEREXCITED AND BOUNCY ASSHOLE of 6.69 SWEEPS. You are very WELL READ and consider yourself quite INTELLECTUAL. You're not afraid of telling people to STUFF IT, even though you ALMOST NEVER SHUT UP yourself. You have PERIDOT BLOOD, and LARGE ROUND HORNS, shaped sort of like a HUMAN ARTICHOKE. Your LUSUS is a LARGE SNAKE named MOTHER, whom you ENJOY SPEAKING WITH.

You enjoy SHIPPING your friends, especially when some of them join in. Power in numbers is very important for any matter, even shipping. You're to much of a LOSER to have quadrants filled, but you honestly don't give a damn.

You think VERY HIGHLY of yourself, despite your obvious flaws, and laugh at those you know LACK BASIC COMMON SENSE. Your hobbies include HANGING OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS, EATING VARIOUS TYPES OF CANDY, and on occasion, you enjoy STUDYING. You like challenging your intellect, so RIDDLES are also a fun past time. You want to be a HISSTORIAN of sorts, but know you'll have to settle for AUXILIATRIX DUTIES.

You go under the username culturalGallimaufry on Trollian, 4Πd y0u h4ve 4 l1ssp 0f ss0rtss th4t c4n be very h4rd f0r m0sst pe0ple t0 undersst4Πd. y0u 4lsso h4ve 4 teΠdeΠcy t0 f0rgEt c4p1t4l1zt10n uΠlessss 1tss ∆ Π4ME. th4t ssh1t'ss exxtremely 1mp0rt4Πt.

You've heard that your ANCESTOR is called THE DEFENDER, but honestly you're pretty sure that ANCESTORS are a load of HOOFBEAST SHIT, there just aren't enough KNOWN FACTS for your liking.

Your God tier is the HEIR OF HOPE, and you RATHER LIKE the outfit that comes with it. If you God tier you would probably ENJOY WEARING IT, it looks very comfortable to you. Your Land is the LAND OF RELICS AND SUGAR, which you've enjoyed exploring, though you wish the GROUND was easier to NAVIGATE. You can't wait to show your friends all the COOL SHIT you've found. Your CONSORTS are YELLOW SIRENS, and have reason to believe that your DENIZEN is ABRAXAS, considering you are RIDICULOUSLY WEAK.

You're STRIFE SPECIBUS is SCYTHEKIND, because being the NERD you are, you THINK that it makes you look HELLA RAD.

(Okee all done, leave criticism and comments pls, bye bye)

Description
(Yo guys, here's my shitty trollsona+bio in true homestuck fashion, enjoy)

Your name is BIANCA DIXXON and you are an OVEREXCITED AND BOUNCY ASSHOLE of 6.69 SWEEPS. You are very WELL READ and consider yourself quite INTELLECTUAL. You're not afraid of telling people to STUFF IT, even though you ALMOST NEVER SHUT UP yourself. You have PERIDOT BLOOD, and LARGE ROUND HORNS, shaped sort of like a HUMAN ARTICHOKE. Your LUSUS is a LARGE SNAKE named MOTHER, whom you ENJOY SPEAKING WITH.

You enjoy SHIPPING your friends, especially when some of them join in. Power in numbers is very important for any matter, even shipping. You're to much of a LOSER to have quadrants filled, but you honestly don't give a damn.

You think VERY HIGHLY of yourself, despite your obvious flaws, and laugh at those you know LACK BASIC COMMON SENSE. Your hobbies include HANGING OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS, EATING VARIOUS TYPES OF CANDY, and on occasion, you enjoy STUDYING. You like challenging your intellect, so RIDDLES are also a fun past time. You want to be a HISSTORIAN of sorts, but know you'll have to settle for AUXILIATRIX DUTIES.

You go under the username culturalGallimaufry on Trollian, 4Πd y0u h4ve 4 l1ssp 0f ss0rtss th4t c4n be very h4rd f0r m0sst pe0ple t0 undersst4Πd. y0u 4lsso h4ve 4 teΠdeΠcy t0 f0rgEt c4p1t4l1zt10n uΠlessss 1tss ∆ Π4ME. th4t ssh1t'ss exxtremely 1mp0rt4Πt.

You've heard that your ANCESTOR is called THE DEFENDER, but honestly you're pretty sure that ANCESTORS are a load of HOOFBEAST SHIT, there just aren't enough KNOWN FACTS for your liking.

Your God tier is the HEIR OF HOPE, and you RATHER LIKE the outfit that comes with it. If you God tier you would probably ENJOY WEARING IT, it looks very comfortable to you. Your Land is the LAND OF RELICS AND SUGAR, which you've enjoyed exploring, though you wish the GROUND was easier to NAVIGATE. You can't wait to show your friends all the COOL SHIT you've found. Your CONSORTS are YELLOW SIRENS, and have reason to believe that your DENIZEN is ABRAXAS, considering you are RIDICULOUSLY WEAK.

You're STRIFE SPECIBUS is SCYTHEKIND, because being the NERD you are, you THINK that it makes you look HELLA RAD.

(Okee all done, leave criticism and comments pls, bye bye)