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Published: 2005-10-14 04:06:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 9428; Favourites: 318; Downloads: 664
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Description Always leave your toilet lid down!

I had to give my baby kermit CPR last night i nearly lost him to the toilet


I was sitting in the lounge room watching tv with a beer in one hand and i heard this singing in the bathroom i was like WHAT THE i got a little closer and i herd Kermit singing...... "Rainbow Conection" went in to see if all was ok and my poor baby was down DOWN DEEP in the bowl ....... thats when i found out why he was singing this for he dosn't believe in the Hail Mary poor guy



Kermit asked me to take some more photos of him little did he know i would capture this moment in time

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Teeslpscreations In reply to ??? [2005-10-14 05:31:21 +0000 UTC]

hes laughing with fear Alexis

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Awesomealexis1 In reply to Teeslpscreations [2005-10-14 05:31:55 +0000 UTC]

lol

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Teeslpscreations In reply to Awesomealexis1 [2005-10-14 05:33:14 +0000 UTC]

wow that was a fast comment back ...... But its all ok Kermits just fine

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Awesomealexis1 In reply to Teeslpscreations [2005-10-14 05:35:44 +0000 UTC]

aww thank goodness

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Teeslpscreations In reply to Awesomealexis1 [2005-10-14 05:46:42 +0000 UTC]

yeah

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NUdES In reply to ??? [2005-10-14 05:25:04 +0000 UTC]

lol..

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Teeslpscreations In reply to NUdES [2005-10-14 05:31:37 +0000 UTC]

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NUdES In reply to Teeslpscreations [2005-10-14 09:13:39 +0000 UTC]

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Teeslpscreations In reply to NUdES [2005-10-14 09:35:40 +0000 UTC]

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NUdES In reply to Teeslpscreations [2005-10-14 11:33:31 +0000 UTC]

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Jeannieblue In reply to ??? [2005-10-14 04:54:41 +0000 UTC]

OMG This made me laugh so hard . . ..

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Teeslpscreations In reply to Jeannieblue [2005-10-14 05:31:57 +0000 UTC]

so happy to hear that

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Jeannieblue In reply to Teeslpscreations [2005-10-14 09:56:16 +0000 UTC]

lol

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tatts74 In reply to ??? [2005-10-14 04:48:29 +0000 UTC]

fucking to cool hehe definately a fav

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Teeslpscreations In reply to tatts74 [2005-10-14 04:52:57 +0000 UTC]

poor Kermit his life will never be the same

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oibyrd In reply to ??? [2005-10-14 04:43:29 +0000 UTC]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA...OMG....NEED...OXYGEN.......BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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Teeslpscreations In reply to oibyrd [2005-10-14 04:45:55 +0000 UTC]

lmfao if you fall from the laughter just make sure that your not near a toilet you don't want to be were poor kermit ended up or i might need to give you CPR too

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oibyrd In reply to Teeslpscreations [2005-10-14 04:48:48 +0000 UTC]

omigod yknow I am STILL cracking up...that is the funniest shit I've ever seen on dA....you are so awesome. I really needed a good gut laugh too...so thank you for that *gingerly placing the toilet seat in the down position*

There. I'm safe

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Teeslpscreations In reply to oibyrd [2005-10-14 04:51:52 +0000 UTC]

thank goodness for that i can rest now for i don't like giving CPR to toliet smelling breath
i can still tast kermit I loves to make people laugh o and thanks for the fav too

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oibyrd In reply to Teeslpscreations [2005-10-14 04:53:45 +0000 UTC]

I had to fave it. The husband is asleep but he HAS to see this...he's gonna die laughing too....I showed him your other kermit masterpiece and he just about had an embolism

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Teeslpscreations In reply to oibyrd [2005-10-14 05:34:00 +0000 UTC]

well i hope he loves this one too

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Binda23 In reply to ??? [2005-10-14 04:22:00 +0000 UTC]

I always thought he was a shit now ive proof

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Teeslpscreations In reply to Binda23 [2005-10-14 04:41:38 +0000 UTC]

Kermit said to say this

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Binda23 In reply to ??? [2005-10-14 04:21:14 +0000 UTC]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! KERMITS DEAD THIS PHOTO IS AN ILLUSION

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tatts74 In reply to Binda23 [2005-10-14 04:47:47 +0000 UTC]

i had to bury him last night

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Teeslpscreations In reply to Binda23 [2005-10-14 04:40:14 +0000 UTC]

your so bad to my lover

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thingswentbackwards In reply to ??? [2005-10-14 04:20:44 +0000 UTC]

HaHAHeeee I truely love it

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Teeslpscreations In reply to thingswentbackwards [2005-10-14 04:42:15 +0000 UTC]

so happy i made you laugh

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dragonlaird In reply to ??? [2005-10-14 04:08:21 +0000 UTC]

I was hoping to see Kermit getting busy with you after his success reaching second base...

Jim

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Teeslpscreations In reply to dragonlaird [2005-10-14 04:10:24 +0000 UTC]

not when he smellls like a toilet bowl hun omg and you names Jim it wouldn't be Jim Henson would it

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dragonlaird In reply to Teeslpscreations [2005-10-14 20:18:40 +0000 UTC]

Sadly no, the master is gone, taken the last elven ship into the west.

But surely Kermit can be redeemed? A good turn in the washer and he'll be bright and fresh-smelling. Then his amorous intentions toward you can continue, allowing us good folk to live vicariously through them.

Unless you really believe I'm Henson and will let me put my hand where Kermit goes!

Winks,
Jim

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Teeslpscreations In reply to dragonlaird [2005-10-19 00:02:26 +0000 UTC]

hahaha very funny

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jmusshorn In reply to ??? [2005-10-14 04:07:34 +0000 UTC]

So awesome!

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Teeslpscreations In reply to jmusshorn [2005-10-14 04:11:00 +0000 UTC]

thanks i love taking stupid funny photos

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