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Published: 2013-05-09 00:53:02 +0000 UTC; Views: 8404; Favourites: 196; Downloads: 38
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Description Brought Pinkie Pie to the Art Institute to read off our slam poem to the class. Was a day full ponies.

Here is the poem I read.

A DAY FULL OF PONIES!


From slumber I wake, ready for the day.
It starts of normal as any other.
Laptop open, password entered, screen lights up, and my journey begins.
From first sight is an explosion of colors!
Red’s and Blue’s! Purple's and Green’s! Orange’s and Yellow’s!
All such colors and hues!
But not just that, but smiles and fun, Friendship and magic!
My day fills with pony, from start to finish.
And why NOT! some say nah, but I say ~ yay ~
I enjoy them equine, many color of mane and coat.
Whats not to like, why hate.
All they want, like me, is fun.
And fun we have!
Adventures! trials! Cupcakes! Friendship!
They may seem girly, but there kick ass!
So I like a little girls show, so what.
Have you seen it, probably not.
But thats ok.
If you want to hate, I wont bother.
But if you want to join, come on over.
there is plenty of grass for the herd.
Every day, we grow and love.
And not just watch, but art as well.
This show brings us all together.
We draw, and write music.
Make animations, and plushies.
For talking horses, they bring out much.
Not only them selfs, but in use as well.
SO come and watch an episode or two!
If you don’t like, then you tried.
If you want more, we got more.
The day has just begun, and much pony is to be had.
So come join me now, for a day of color and fun!
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Comments: 248

Owleyes44 [2013-05-09 17:48:44 +0000 UTC]

Awesome poem! I can't help but wonder what the reactions were.

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Template93 In reply to Owleyes44 [2013-05-09 18:37:58 +0000 UTC]

applause every where.

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Owleyes44 In reply to Template93 [2013-05-10 00:00:27 +0000 UTC]

Sweetness!

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Apersonwatches In reply to ??? [2013-05-09 15:49:11 +0000 UTC]

Cool! *favs*

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pikaplusmin [2013-05-09 13:38:30 +0000 UTC]

I'm betting Pinkie here helped you write this poem, huh? 'Coz it's pretty good. And so is this picture

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Template93 In reply to pikaplusmin [2013-05-09 15:29:06 +0000 UTC]

<.< I don't know what your talking about. and thanks :3

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godslayer91 In reply to ??? [2013-05-09 13:36:29 +0000 UTC]

Welcome to Pinke Pie's poetry session. Where learning poetry will be one heck of a party!!!!!

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Template93 In reply to godslayer91 [2013-05-09 15:28:19 +0000 UTC]

The best poetic party ever!

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Klakalasas1337 In reply to ??? [2013-05-09 12:58:51 +0000 UTC]

This is terrible. It's a bad picture made by bad people for bad people. You should all feel bad for liking this pony shit.

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Template93 In reply to Klakalasas1337 [2013-05-09 15:26:01 +0000 UTC]

And just like the drawings you do, you're a dick

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JAXEVANS In reply to Template93 [2013-05-10 17:25:31 +0000 UTC]

OMG I had to see if you were right Temp haha... this fool's artwork is full of dicks haha He probably has the one problem like that kid from Superbad movie haha

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Template93 In reply to JAXEVANS [2013-05-10 18:11:11 +0000 UTC]

haha, probably.

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Klakalasas1337 In reply to Template93 [2013-05-09 16:36:00 +0000 UTC]

See, this is why we need war so that all kind of pussies and pony fuckers would just die out.

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Template93 In reply to Klakalasas1337 [2013-05-09 17:22:41 +0000 UTC]

Today's program, follows the life style of the individual above.

This breed, or sub-spices of human, goes by many a name on the internet. Nigger faggot. Troll. Hater. and many more.

By studying this fascinating animal, you can see that "it" seems to find his or her targets online.

This particular sub spices seems to dislike the Brony fandom in general.

As demonstrated, I have seemed to be hes recent target, Showing his dislike towards the fandom. Note, however that he is not targeting me specifically, but my affiliation with the fandom.

Many like "it" are out there, leaving comments in an attempt to think that "it" is better then everyone.

A hated creature, looking for meaningless fights. One day doomed to die off, as they will isolate themselves from others with there own hate, and die a lonely death. much like wild animales that Hide to die in peace.

Till that day though, this sub-spices will lurk on the web, hunting for pray as its hunger graves rustled jimmies. It even graves war, as it hides behind its own words, knowing that it is weak as the targets it describes. It will be successful in getting its food through the anger stired, but to others, not so much.

Stay tuned later for more on this intriguing creature. Till next time, im template93.

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Klakalasas1337 In reply to Template93 [2013-05-09 18:45:58 +0000 UTC]

cool

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Template93 In reply to Klakalasas1337 [2013-05-09 19:01:09 +0000 UTC]

At least you know that your hated.

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Klakalasas1337 In reply to Template93 [2013-05-09 19:02:24 +0000 UTC]

By bronies? Lol okay. Not that I care.

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Template93 In reply to Klakalasas1337 [2013-05-09 19:08:50 +0000 UTC]

by most people. but im sure you still don't care. so what eves. enjoy your meaningless existence on this earth.

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Ramott In reply to Klakalasas1337 [2013-05-09 13:41:11 +0000 UTC]

*take a look in your gallery* Eeeeeenope. O.o

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Klakalasas1337 In reply to Ramott [2013-05-09 16:35:21 +0000 UTC]

Not as bad as that sick pony fetish you have.

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fipse In reply to Klakalasas1337 [2013-05-09 18:27:48 +0000 UTC]

Better then a penis fetish.

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Klakalasas1337 In reply to fipse [2013-05-09 18:37:22 +0000 UTC]

It's funny to hear that from a 26 year old guy who is a brony. This show is for little girls. Pathetic.

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fipse In reply to Klakalasas1337 [2013-05-09 18:39:08 +0000 UTC]

It is not a show for little girls only my dear friend

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Klakalasas1337 In reply to fipse [2013-05-09 18:40:22 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, it's also a show for faggots too.

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Master-Theorem In reply to Klakalasas1337 [2013-05-09 18:53:19 +0000 UTC]

So you also hate homosexuals?

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Klakalasas1337 In reply to Master-Theorem [2013-05-09 18:53:58 +0000 UTC]

Yep.

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Master-Theorem In reply to Klakalasas1337 [2013-05-09 18:55:28 +0000 UTC]

That's not very nice.

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Template93 In reply to Master-Theorem [2013-05-09 18:59:21 +0000 UTC]

he's a troll, of coarse what he say's isn't going to be nice.

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Master-Theorem In reply to Template93 [2013-05-09 19:31:47 +0000 UTC]

It's not like I wasn't expecting his reaction.

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Template93 In reply to Master-Theorem [2013-05-09 19:38:51 +0000 UTC]

true.

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Klakalasas1337 In reply to Master-Theorem [2013-05-09 18:57:13 +0000 UTC]

I guess.

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KrKKr In reply to Klakalasas1337 [2013-05-09 18:49:18 +0000 UTC]

You know, a faggot is usually the one liking dicks, not the one liking ponies.

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Klakalasas1337 In reply to KrKKr [2013-05-09 18:51:36 +0000 UTC]

Does it look like I care?

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KrKKr In reply to Klakalasas1337 [2013-05-09 18:55:43 +0000 UTC]

No, you openly embrace your sexuality and I find that highly commendable!

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Klakalasas1337 In reply to KrKKr [2013-05-09 18:57:01 +0000 UTC]

Okay?

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fipse In reply to Klakalasas1337 [2013-05-09 18:44:49 +0000 UTC]

Ohhh weak response. If you wanna Troll do a bit better please. This way it gets boring way to quickly

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Klakalasas1337 In reply to fipse [2013-05-09 18:47:03 +0000 UTC]

Well, you can always kill yourself.

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fipse In reply to Klakalasas1337 [2013-05-09 18:47:47 +0000 UTC]

1/10. Please come back when you can troll better.

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Klakalasas1337 In reply to fipse [2013-05-09 18:50:10 +0000 UTC]

Go fuck a horse and spend another day watching girly cartoons.

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Template93 In reply to fipse [2013-05-09 18:46:57 +0000 UTC]

Its the most common response. the boring one. I did a Tv special on this one [link]

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Rxgue-of-Art [2013-05-09 11:17:32 +0000 UTC]

Fuck hilarious I'd like her as teacher as well <3
But it's Cheerilees job Dx

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Template93 In reply to Rxgue-of-Art [2013-05-09 15:24:21 +0000 UTC]

Maybe they both can teach.

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EthanPow In reply to ??? [2013-05-09 09:34:48 +0000 UTC]

You get a brohoof in my book.

Shared on 's twitter [link]

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Template93 In reply to EthanPow [2013-05-09 15:23:22 +0000 UTC]

Thanks :3 First retweet ever!

Have a hug EthanPow.

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EthanPow In reply to Template93 [2013-05-09 23:35:30 +0000 UTC]

yay for hugs

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jack5isdeviant In reply to ??? [2013-05-09 08:33:13 +0000 UTC]

"HI! I'M PINKIE PIE! WHAT'S YOUR NAME?"

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Template93 In reply to jack5isdeviant [2013-05-09 15:22:04 +0000 UTC]

~ everyone shouts there name ~

Pinkie: All the new friends!

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00Mystic-Artist [2013-05-09 08:18:29 +0000 UTC]

Ehehehehheh Oh My God XD

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bigdaddyEZ In reply to ??? [2013-05-09 07:42:24 +0000 UTC]

Your quite the brony huh. Well, you get my respect!

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Template93 In reply to bigdaddyEZ [2013-05-09 15:21:11 +0000 UTC]

I don't hide it, thats for sure ^_^

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