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Most Devoted Follower wasn't sure how to react its master's commands anymore.
Before, they had been simple. Find. Bring. Wait. Consume. Search. Repeat. It had carried out these commands-no, rules of life since the beginning of everything. And now, for the first time ever, it had a new schedule.

Hear. Listen. Understand. Learn. Think. It was almost too much for Most Devoted Follower, to break from its existence. And so now, as it was listening (and trying to understand) its master, Most Devoted Follower was learning a new rule; Remember.

"Stupid snaky thing and its stupid elephant! What the hell is an elephant? I never saw one before. How am I to find one?" Elzdrek was kicking the tree mercilessly as she spit onto her hands and then rubbed them against the bark. Most Devoted Follower tried to understand.

And, amazingly enough, succeeded. Elephant. Most Devoted Follower remembered, once, a creature telling its master of an elephant. Slowly, it eased itself into one of the angles of time.

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Judge Sixtix glared. He never really stopped glaring, really. So far, he had only received four elephants, and was, as per usual, not very happy about it.

"FUCK! ARE THESE FUCKING CONTESTANTS FUCKING RETARDED OR SOME FUCK-SHIT THING LIKE THAT!? WHAT PART OF 'GET ME A FUCKING ELEPHANT MOTHER FUCKER' IS SO FUCKING HARD TO UNDERSTAND?! FUCKING SHIT, DO THESE FUCKING MORONS NOT UNDERSTAND THE FUCKING POINT OF APPEASING A MOTHER FUCKING JUDGE. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST…" He stopped. He could feel something fucking coming.

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Most devoted follower found that carrying an elephant through space was difficult. It felt content, then when it dropped said elephant in front of the judge. Most Devoted Follower had been unsure as to which judge was the 'stupid scaly one' so each one now boasted an elephant of their very own.

Most Devoted Follower didn't feel emotions very strongly, however it could feel that leaving the angry god in front of it would be good. If Most Devoted Follower were better at describing (or even feeling) emotions, it would have classified this a terror. As such, it left before hearing the "OH GREAT, IT'S THE FUCKING HOUND THINGS FUCKING FOLLOWER. FUCK, THIS MEANS I DON'T GET TO KILL HER. THANKS, MOTHERFUCKER!" Most Devoted Follower would be happy to be gone.

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"Oh there you are. Were have you been? You have a lot to catch up on…"

Description
Most Devoted Follower wasn't sure how to react its master's commands anymore.
Before, they had been simple. Find. Bring. Wait. Consume. Search. Repeat. It had carried out these commands-no, rules of life since the beginning of everything. And now, for the first time ever, it had a new schedule.

Hear. Listen. Understand. Learn. Think. It was almost too much for Most Devoted Follower, to break from its existence. And so now, as it was listening (and trying to understand) its master, Most Devoted Follower was learning a new rule; Remember.

"Stupid snaky thing and its stupid elephant! What the hell is an elephant? I never saw one before. How am I to find one?" Elzdrek was kicking the tree mercilessly as she spit onto her hands and then rubbed them against the bark. Most Devoted Follower tried to understand.

And, amazingly enough, succeeded. Elephant. Most Devoted Follower remembered, once, a creature telling its master of an elephant. Slowly, it eased itself into one of the angles of time.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Judge Sixtix glared. He never really stopped glaring, really. So far, he had only received four elephants, and was, as per usual, not very happy about it.

"FUCK! ARE THESE FUCKING CONTESTANTS FUCKING RETARDED OR SOME FUCK-SHIT THING LIKE THAT!? WHAT PART OF 'GET ME A FUCKING ELEPHANT MOTHER FUCKER' IS SO FUCKING HARD TO UNDERSTAND?! FUCKING SHIT, DO THESE FUCKING MORONS NOT UNDERSTAND THE FUCKING POINT OF APPEASING A MOTHER FUCKING JUDGE. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST…" He stopped. He could feel something fucking coming.

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Most devoted follower found that carrying an elephant through space was difficult. It felt content, then when it dropped said elephant in front of the judge. Most Devoted Follower had been unsure as to which judge was the 'stupid scaly one' so each one now boasted an elephant of their very own.

Most Devoted Follower didn't feel emotions very strongly, however it could feel that leaving the angry god in front of it would be good. If Most Devoted Follower were better at describing (or even feeling) emotions, it would have classified this a terror. As such, it left before hearing the "OH GREAT, IT'S THE FUCKING HOUND THINGS FUCKING FOLLOWER. FUCK, THIS MEANS I DON'T GET TO KILL HER. THANKS, MOTHERFUCKER!" Most Devoted Follower would be happy to be gone.

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"Oh there you are. Were have you been? You have a lot to catch up on…"