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Ft. Syntax And Blue Impostor!

Syntax: This is such a bad idea.
Blue Impostor: Then why are you coming along?
Syntax: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
Syntax: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Blue Impostor's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get them out...
Syntax: I can explain.
Blue Impostor: Can you?
Syntax: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
Syntax, tending to Blue Impostor's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Blue Impostor: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
Syntax: *Gets down on one knee*
Blue Impostor: Oh my god, it’s finally happening.
Syntax: *Falls over*
Blue Impostor: The poison is kicking in.
Syntax: How do I deal with my enemies?
Blue Impostor: Kill them
Syntax: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Blue Impostor: Kill them only a little?
Syntax: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Blue Impostor: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
Syntax: You kill people for money?!
Blue Impostor: I can explain!
Syntax: And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump!
Syntax: I’m going to take you out
Blue Impostor: great, it’s a date!
Syntax: I meant that as a threat.
Blue Impostor: See you at five!
Syntax: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine
Syntax: i became more evil if you’re curious
Blue Impostor: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!
Syntax: i’m going to get worse on purpose
Syntax: What are your goals?
Blue Impostor: To pet all the dogs.
Syntax: No, fitness goals.
Blue Impostor: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.
Syntax: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?
Blue Impostor: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Syntax: but what’s the first worst thing?
*Awkward pause*
Blue Impostor: Syntax, they...they weren’t always orphans.
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Ft. Syntax And Blue Impostor!

Syntax: This is such a bad idea.
Blue Impostor: Then why are you coming along?
Syntax: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
Syntax: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Blue Impostor's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get them out...
Syntax: I can explain.
Blue Impostor: Can you?
Syntax: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
Syntax, tending to Blue Impostor's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Blue Impostor: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
Syntax: *Gets down on one knee*
Blue Impostor: Oh my god, it’s finally happening.
Syntax: *Falls over*
Blue Impostor: The poison is kicking in.
Syntax: How do I deal with my enemies?
Blue Impostor: Kill them
Syntax: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Blue Impostor: Kill them only a little?
Syntax: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Blue Impostor: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
Syntax: You kill people for money?!
Blue Impostor: I can explain!
Syntax: And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump!
Syntax: I’m going to take you out
Blue Impostor: great, it’s a date!
Syntax: I meant that as a threat.
Blue Impostor: See you at five!
Syntax: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine
Syntax: i became more evil if you’re curious
Blue Impostor: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!
Syntax: i’m going to get worse on purpose
Syntax: What are your goals?
Blue Impostor: To pet all the dogs.
Syntax: No, fitness goals.
Blue Impostor: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.
Syntax: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?
Blue Impostor: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Syntax: but what’s the first worst thing?
*Awkward pause*
Blue Impostor: Syntax, they...they weren’t always orphans.
Syntax: