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Published: 2006-12-18 00:00:00 +0000 UTC; Views: 1731; Favourites: 25; Downloads: 15
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Description Shorty- The Empire's #1 Fan

Shorty is essentially the 50last mascot. During cloning on Kamino, the advanced aging process backfired on Shorty and, rather than making him older faster, made him a seven-year-old forever. Not only can Shorty not age physically, but he will maintain the mindset of a 7-year-old for the rest of his life. He doesn’t mind, though, since- as far as he can tell- grown ups are just unhappy. The only set back is, as his name suggests, that he’s vertically challenged. Luckily, the Snow Trooper Chef has more of less adopted Shorty, and they balance each other off quite nicely. Shorty is shy, light weight, curious, and generally docile. Chef is not. Between the two of them, they’ve uttered about half a word in their entire existence.
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Comments: 7

Deltaturtle [2015-10-03 23:22:02 +0000 UTC]

He's so cute!!

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NaturaloftheUnatural [2010-01-30 14:29:19 +0000 UTC]

Lmfao.

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masked-racoon [2007-10-10 10:46:52 +0000 UTC]

"Shorty is shy, light weight, curious, and generally docile. Chef is not."
So true
It would be nice to see chef say some more stuff but shorty...
That whole "Im a ickle kid" thing works for him
and i (personally) kije the quite thing
makes him all the more...
love-able
I mean
accetable

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slyr [2007-08-23 19:19:25 +0000 UTC]

he also dislikes rebels!

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slyr [2007-07-31 20:19:36 +0000 UTC]

i like shorty. he's kinda funny

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rich591 [2006-12-18 07:23:46 +0000 UTC]

What a trooper

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Kerwyn-Aldaron [2006-12-18 03:19:22 +0000 UTC]

go shorty, its yo birthday!

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