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Published: 2006-06-21 17:34:54 +0000 UTC; Views: 95; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 7
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In the sea there lives a whaleI guess he doesn't feel the hail
I'll scoop it all up in a pail
And send it to him in the mail
I drank some milk but it was sour
My fridge just doesn't have the power
To chill it for more than an hour
Iām gonna dump it in my shower
I was sitting on the summit
When my walkman chose to plummet
But still a song was floating from it
Don't know the words so I'll just hum it
I rented a hot-air balloon
And flew it straight up to the moon
I brought a musical baboon
But his guitar went out of tune
I knew a guy who was a baker
He couldn't find his best salt shaker
He searched and tripped a circuit breaker
'Cause he's tall like an L.A. Laker
Potato Head is made of plastic
His facial changes are too drastic
I wish he could be more elastic
Then everything would be fantastic
I drew a picture with my crayon
But it was taken by The Man
He ran it through a giant fan
And it gave him a waxy tan
Last night I thought to take a trip
I took a cruise on a cruise ship
The bartender did a back-flip
So agile I forgot the tip
I'm no artist; I took a stab
At painting, but my work was drab
I buried it under a slab
And then made sure no-one could blab
I don't buy plants, I have to grow 'em
I get a pack of seeds and sow 'em
They grow too tall, I have to mow 'em
I guess that'll really show 'em
Comments: 4
Fantastic is a fantastic word. This totally just cheered me right up. Thanks.
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Potato Head is made of plastic
His facial changes are too drastic
I wish he could be more elastic
Then everything would be fantastic
that's actually pretty awesome right there.
bravo.
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I like this bunches, especially when I envision you saying, "But it was taken by The Ma-yan."
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I like 2, 5, and 10. but they are all pretty sweet. Your so creative when your bored.
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