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Pan- Check.

Spatula- Check.

Bread- Check.

Cheese- Check.

Butter- Ch-….


“Sherlock? Where’s the butter?”

“I used it for an experiment.”

“And you couldn’t have told me that before I went to the grocery so I could get more?”

No response.

You let out a little growl at the ceiling, “I’ll just have to ask-“

“I used all Mrs. Hudson’s as well.”

You slumped against the counter. All you had wanted was a grilled cheese. Just toasty bread and melted cheese. But of course in this household that was asking too much.

Two weeks. Two weeks you’d wanted a grilled cheese and every time you went to make one something came up. Needless to say that at this point the craving was almost unbearable.

John came into the kitchen to find you looking at your ingredients with the most dejected look on your face. You looked like a kicked puppy and it was damn near heartbreaking. He wrapped an arm around your shoulders and kissed your temple, “Don’t look so upset. It’s just a sandwich.”

Your lip trembled, “All I want is a grilled cheese, John. I don’t understand why it has to be so hard.”

He tried to stifle a laugh and you shot him a glare, shrugging his arm off you, “Next time you're craving something don’t ask me to make it for you.”

You stormed out of the kitchen to jab a finger at Sherlock, “You either. And that includes tea.”

Before either of them could respond, you’d disappeared into the room you shared with Sherlock and slammed the door. A second later Let it Go from Frozen blared behind the closed door and John groaned, running a hand down his face, “She’s Disney upset.”

“I don’t understand why. It’s just a sandwich… that has only one ingredient.”

“You don’t have to understand it, Sherlock. Just go to the store and get butter.”

“You do it.”

“She’s your girlfriend.”

“She’s your sister.”

“You’re the reason we don’t have any in the first place.”

“So?”

“So if you don’t go, I won’t make you tea, I will tell Mrs. Hudson not to either, and you’ll have to make it yourself.”

“Easier than going to the store.”

“I don’t just mean this time, Sherlock.”

“Fiiiine.”

The consulting detective slipped off the couch, acting like a difficult teen as he dragged himself over to the door and pulled on his coat and scarf, groaning and moaning the entire time. John called after him as he descended the stairs, “And come back in a timely manner. Don’t doddle.”

With Sherlock gone, he flopped down in his chair with a sigh, listening to the strains of Go the Distance from Hercules waft through the bedroom door, and waited. Less than five minutes later his phone buzzed, “What was it I was supposed to get again? Milk? -SH”

“Butter, Sherlock. Butter. I don’t understand how you could forget that. –JW”

“Unimportant. –SH”

John rolled his eyes. He would never understand what you saw in that man- to be friends was one thing but to date him. It was a good thing you were easily pleased and John was willing to kick him in the trou to treat you right or the entire relationship would be just one disappointment after another.

When Sherlock got back, Bare Necessities was playing and John had retreated to his room to try and escape the music. He sighed heavily and headed to the kitchen to do what needed to be done.

You didn’t even move when he flung the bedroom door open, humming along to God Help the Outcasts from The Hunchback of Notre Dame while splayed out horizontally across the bed on your stomach with your feet hanging off the edge.

You groaned when he turned off the music, rolling to face the ceiling as you huffed, “What do you want, Sherlock?”

“I still don’t understand your obsession with a sandwich that consists of only melted cheese but, as you are my girlfriend and I am obligated to try and please you at least every so often, I have made you a grilled cheese.”

You propped yourself up on your elbows, “It’s not the same without butter.”

He rolled his eyes, “It has butter.”

“But-“

“Obviously I went to the store and bought some.”

“You…” you ventured hesitantly, narrowing your eyes, “ Sherlock Holmes, went to the store for butter?”

“Yes. That’s what I just said. Now do you want the sandwich or not?” he snapped, annoyance plain in his tone, and you nodded vigorously, reaching out a hand for the plate he was holding. He kept it from your reach, shaking his head, “Not in the bed. Crumbs. I have to sleep here too you know.”

You rolled off the bed and followed him out into the living room, plopping down on the sofa before he put the plate in your hands and flopped down next to you. You barely had a chance to lift the plate out of the way before he shoved his legs over you lap so he could stretch across the length but you didn’t care- you had a grilled cheese sandwich in your possession.

Sherlock watched you stare at the sandwich happily for a moment and then take a huge bite, a blissfully delighted look crossing your face as you chewed. He couldn’t stifle the chuckle that came about when you let out a soft groan, “God that’s good.”

You shifted so you could lay across his chest with the plate on your stomach, taking a few more bites before tilting your head back to look at him, “Want a bite?”

He quirked an eyebrow at you, “You’d share with me after you sulked over it?”

“Well Duh. I love you, you idiot.”

“What does love have to do with anything, (F/n)?”

“Love is being willing to share the things you treasure with another person even if it means less for you.”

“And the thing you treasure is that sandwich?”

“In this moment- yes.”

You rolled so you were facing him and held the sandwich out for him to take a bite with a little giggle and he chuckled, wrapping his arms around you as he leaned up to accept your offer. You pressed a quick kiss to his lips while he was chewing and hummed, “I love you, Sherlock.”

He swallowed and gave you chaste kiss, “I know.”

“You did not just Han Solo me.”

“I did.”

“You’ll pay for that, Holmes. I know where you’re ticklish.”

“You wouldn’t.”

“Wrong, genius.”

“HA hahaha- Ok…haha. OKAY! Hahaha I love you, too, (F/n)”

Happy Girlfriend- Check.

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Comments: 103

HerMajestyElsa [2014-05-08 06:23:45 +0000 UTC]

i dont think i've ever connected with a reader in a reader insert more in my entire life between the grilled cheese, disney upset, and star wars reference. this was so cute!   

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artblast-5 [2014-05-05 07:44:45 +0000 UTC]

Just a happy girlfriend. It's a great story, I love it!







(P.S. I'm starving.)

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hp621 [2014-05-02 16:12:23 +0000 UTC]

Dawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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Whovian13423 [2014-04-29 01:32:36 +0000 UTC]

Disney upset and been Han Solo, *claps*

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Lokisservant [2014-04-28 04:58:40 +0000 UTC]

Actually when i'm Upset i usually Look at a Tom Hiddlesderp/Benny/Andrew(Scott)

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courtneycourts [2014-04-21 10:39:49 +0000 UTC]

Disney upset is actually a thing. I thought it was something I did. I listen to Let it Go most of the time and now I want cheese on toast

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Kat0365 [2014-04-21 06:56:05 +0000 UTC]

Lol. Star Wars reference!

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ichigosakura17 [2014-04-21 04:05:19 +0000 UTC]

My favorite part:

“You’ll pay for that, Holmes. I know where you’re ticklish.”

“You wouldn’t.”

“Wrong, genius.”

“HA hahaha- Ok…haha. OKAY! Hahaha I love you, too, (F/n)”

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Theavengercoat In reply to ??? [2014-04-20 17:21:56 +0000 UTC]

awwww!!! so sweet!

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Aoi-Yanagi-Chan In reply to ??? [2014-04-19 22:42:12 +0000 UTC]

I've been Disney upset before
I'd also tickle someone as revenge, too 

Can't believe I read this, but I saw it in deviations like my story (that has nothing to do with x readers or romance, so I think dA is glitching up), and since I liked Sherlock I decided to give it a read.

It was pretty good, I liked it a lot  

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jesusdiedforme In reply to ??? [2014-04-19 18:15:48 +0000 UTC]

Disney upset, hehe.  

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JemppuJr [2014-04-19 16:06:45 +0000 UTC]

Aww, this one was really REALLY cute! Like Over cute. Thank you! >w<

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Remongaru [2014-04-18 14:12:45 +0000 UTC]

That is so myself... especially the Disney Part... xD
Love it! Great work there!

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Flash-Shiranui [2014-04-17 23:16:05 +0000 UTC]

I just wanna say, that because of you I ended up having a grilled cheese for lunch. Also, this was the first time I've made my own. Seeing as how I was home by myself at the time and all the other times one of my parents had made it, when we were home, or someone else in my family made it, when we were out camping with other members of my family (mainly my grandparents and my aunt and uncle).

Sorry, I tend to ramble sometimes.  

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NarissaJones [2014-04-17 21:48:28 +0000 UTC]

This was so adorable! And it's funny because I was just listening to Disney on Pandora the other day xD

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SakuraTaisen12 [2014-04-17 16:57:47 +0000 UTC]

CUTEEEEE

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deathbypigeons [2014-04-17 16:02:46 +0000 UTC]

*viciously throws glitter* This is perfect ♥

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Kiliann [2014-04-17 14:32:37 +0000 UTC]

Ive been sick all day (AGAIN, ugh) and ive just been like "i want chocolate. Now i want soda. Okay, im gonna have soup now. Eew no i dont want soup." Now i know what its like to be pregnant. So i can relate to these readers' cravings for grilled cheese. Oh crap i want grilled cheese now.

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zKariLuna [2014-04-17 12:57:52 +0000 UTC]

d'aawww        ssooo adorable!!!!!!!!>w<

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LadyAlicerius21 [2014-04-17 09:46:37 +0000 UTC]

It was sooo wonderful- oh dear good goddess knows how much I wanted to see Sherlock being so sweet and I've just got my piece of candy here~! X""> , though I'm quite confused of the Han Solo thing (sorry, I don't know that~!) my bad ''>v<

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Kiliann In reply to LadyAlicerius21 [2014-04-17 14:33:56 +0000 UTC]

In Star Wars, Leia says to Han Solo "I love you."
and then Han goes "I know."

Later on in the series Leia does the same thing to him and his face is like "dangit" so yeah kind of a geeky star wars joke XD

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LadyAlicerius21 In reply to Kiliann [2014-04-17 14:41:15 +0000 UTC]

Oh~ thanks for explaining~ Your such a dear~

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Kiliann In reply to LadyAlicerius21 [2014-04-20 07:52:09 +0000 UTC]

Aww why thank you ^^ Gotta love geeky Star Wars jokes, amirite?

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LadyAlicerius21 In reply to Kiliann [2014-04-20 08:10:31 +0000 UTC]

Yup~~~~   , made me want to watch it again <3

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KingofHearts709 In reply to ??? [2014-04-17 05:04:25 +0000 UTC]

I think I've just found a new favourite story ^_^ -BB

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iced-ninja In reply to ??? [2014-04-17 04:31:42 +0000 UTC]

the trou to (the trousers to)

you lap (your lap)

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Iamfrodobaggins [2014-04-17 00:34:54 +0000 UTC]

You did not just Han Solo me? Thats awesome!! Lol!
I loved this story!

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LuminiasaurusNeko [2014-04-16 23:09:08 +0000 UTC]

Fuck, now I want a grilled cheese

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Friija In reply to ??? [2014-04-16 20:06:25 +0000 UTC]

in England it's called cheese on toast

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Star-Trekker-13 In reply to ??? [2014-04-16 20:02:28 +0000 UTC]

Me in a nutshell when it comes to Disney upset. I always listen to "Let it Go" when people at school are mean.

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PreternaturalPixie In reply to ??? [2014-04-16 19:40:20 +0000 UTC]

John: “She’s Disney upset.”

Me: Lol, whut? *thinks its some stupid and random made up phenomena and then comes to a realization*  ........ Oh god I've been there.

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TillLoveCeases In reply to ??? [2014-04-16 15:21:35 +0000 UTC]

That was sooooo cute! I burst out laughing at the "She's Disney upset." bit  

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XeczionX3 [2014-04-16 14:53:30 +0000 UTC]

That is soo sweet :3
Idc if it ended up OOC but that's worth it XD
Awh darn now i want Grilled cheese too :I

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CheshireGrinMoon [2014-04-16 13:10:55 +0000 UTC]

I love this, so adorable.

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CookehCloud [2014-04-16 12:59:40 +0000 UTC]

Awwww SO ADORABLE! x3 <3 And hilarious! lol I totally love the Disney upset thing XD Great job as always!

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Spottednose13 [2014-04-16 12:44:55 +0000 UTC]

OOC is goooood~ At least, to me it is.

This is adorable!

...it's 7:45 in the morning and I want a grilled cheese. Darn you! *shakes fist*

Anywaysss...Great work!

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Wolfp3lt [2014-04-16 12:40:41 +0000 UTC]

^-^ Oh Sherlock!

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iced-ninja [2014-04-16 12:03:09 +0000 UTC]

the Graham Norton Show with that "I know" line, was HILARIOUS.

No spelling errors as far as I can see.

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holster262 [2014-04-16 11:36:14 +0000 UTC]

This was just fantastic, loved it

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DixonVixon [2014-04-16 10:51:04 +0000 UTC]

Damn now I want Sherlock to make me a grilled cheese

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Lili39 In reply to ??? [2014-04-16 08:57:34 +0000 UTC]



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Kiliann In reply to Lili39 [2014-04-17 14:35:26 +0000 UTC]

HOLY— wow that is a lot pf France.

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Lili39 In reply to Kiliann [2014-04-17 16:38:23 +0000 UTC]

^//ω//^

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SpongeLaura [2014-04-16 08:03:56 +0000 UTC]

I needed this SO MUCH! Because I am freaking out about supernatural (I think I saw a spoiler from the new episode and Im only on season 4 so if that spoiler is what Im thinking IM GOING TO DIE!) This really helped me to fell better! THANK YOU!     

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NalaMarieTotallyRock In reply to ??? [2014-04-16 06:56:11 +0000 UTC]

That...was...adorable..to bad I can't have milk products....curse my intolerence to milk products!

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Bbburn [2014-04-16 06:48:29 +0000 UTC]

Hmmm...now I want grilled cheese....

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Amanda-kn [2014-04-16 06:48:23 +0000 UTC]

This is so adorable ♥

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Arhodiana [2014-04-16 06:28:06 +0000 UTC]

*squeals happily and faints*

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Mauling-Savage-Sith [2014-04-16 06:00:20 +0000 UTC]

.....I can' even... this was magical and so me.... BUT I ABSOLUTELY LOVED ITTTTTT!!!!!!

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timburtonisjesus [2014-04-16 05:54:28 +0000 UTC]

I like the "Disney upset" part, it's often wonderful for being sad. Twas a very cute drabble

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