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Published: 2014-09-14 14:38:07 +0000 UTC; Views: 1873; Favourites: 21; Downloads: 3
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Postman Ivo "Pingas" Robotnik is a postman (No shit) who delivers porn to the villagers and often sticks his pingas through the letter boxes to spray his piss and cum at them because he's a dick and drives about in his tuned-up post van running over random bystanders with his cat with a hat sitting next to him, and regularly takes weed, beer and glue on a daily basis to make him completely insaneAnd he's got his own theme song:
Postman Pingas, Postman Pingas
Postman Pingas and his black and white Pingas
Early in the morning
Just as day is dawning
He picks up all the Porn bags in his van
Postman Pingas, Postman Pingas
Postman Pingas and his black and white Pingas
All the birds are singing
And the day is just beginning
Pingas feels he's a really crappy man
Everybody knows, his bright red Pingas
All his friends will smile, as he waves to **** them
Maaaaaybeeeee
You can never be sure
There'll be knock, ring, Pingas through your door! (He, he)
Postman Pingas, Postman Pingas
Postman Pingas and his black and white Pingas
All the birds are singing
And the day is just beginning
Pingas feels he's a really crappy man
Pingas feels he's a really crappy man
Pingas feels he's, a really, crappy, man
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Updated version of my Postman Pingas picture, this time made using 100% Photoshop
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