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Published: 2023-11-14 06:17:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 450; Favourites: 3; Downloads: 0
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Edgeworth: Your honor, as you can see the sketch is clearly unfinished, the back wall has no color. The artist obviously was too lazy to finish this piece.OBJECTION
Phoenix Wright: Your honor, you can tell the sketch is finished, because the artist didn’t have enough markers! They simply couldn’t color a back wall, unless it was going to be a vibrant color, COMPLETELY DISREGARDING HOW THE COURTROOM LOOKS!
OBJECTION
Edgeworth: Mr. Wright, they were foolish enough to buy a 120 marker pack from Staedtler! Markers that only survive for 3 inches of page. Could they not have waited to get other markers?
Phoenix Wright: No, it’s been 4 days since they started, and this case is to be settled today. So, your honor, what is the verdict.
*CLACK*
Judge: This court finds the defendant to be not lazy.
(Nah, I’m lazy)