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TheDragonofDoom — Morlock Hopper and Bleeder
Published: 2008-05-14 00:10:50 +0000 UTC; Views: 5033; Favourites: 195; Downloads: 8
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I swear, that chain link fence was a pain in the ass to draw (Took about 3 hours to draw and shade), but I really like how it looks. Anyways, I came up with two new Morlock Breeds, they're called "Morlock Hoppers" (The two big ones) and "Morlock Bleeders" (The two little ones). Here's some info on the two breeds....Morlock Bleeders: The Bleeders are very small, about the size of a domestic cat, but they make up for their size in their attack. Bleeders have a venom in their mouths that have never been found in any other beast known to man kind. If they bite a human the human will appear fine for a while, but once the venom enters their veins it causes them to bleed violently, very violently. It gushes out of the wound, their eyes, mouth, nose, and ear until the victim finally dies from loss of blood. It's a very gruesome and horrible death. The Bleeders usually follow their prey until they finally die or are to weak to fend them off. They are very skittish and have no idea how small they are, they act as if they're just as big as the Queen herself. There's usually many of them in each pack of Morlocks.
Now the Morlock Hoppers are just like their name, they can jump extremely high. They can jump over a house with no problem. They look a lot like a regular Morlock, only their hind legs are like a Grasshoppers. They kinda of hop rather the walk or run. There are about 5-8 of them in a pack.
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Tobi: "Senpai! LET ME JOIN IN~!"
Deidara: "As you can see, Itachi is busy with me."
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Tobi: "But I'm a good boy!"
Deidara: "Jeeze, Un..."
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Itachi: *sits up* "Tobi, I'm sure Zetsu will let you join."
Tobi: "Tobi is sure Itachi-senpai is lying."
Deidara: "Tobi-baka, just leave, un."
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Tobi: "Hey look! It's little Itachi!"
Deidara: "What the hell are you talking abo-"
*Sasuke comes in screaming and chasing after Itachi*
Sasuke: "I'M GONNA KILL YOU MOTHER ******!!!"
Tobi: "Tobi wants to play too!"
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Itachi: O_O "What the hell?!"
Deidara: "Dude, your brother has some MAJOR issues, un."
Itachi: "Yeah! I know!" *throwing kunai at Sasuke*
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Itachi: "Shit, i can't find him without my seeing eye dog, Kisame!
*Kisame runs in and starts to growl at Sasuke*
Itachi: "I found you you little emo brat!"
Tobi: "Can Tobi pet your doggy?" :3
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Deidara: "... I want a cookie!"
Itachi: *starts stabbing Sasuke* *evil laugh*
Gaara: *walks in the room* "Sasuke! I will pwn you with Shukaku!!"
Hidan: *Sacrificing chickens*
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*Rock Lee is drunk again and is slurring*
Rock Lee: *Hick* "That emo kid was flirting with Sakura, I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS, Gai Sensie will be so proud of me!!!! Oh Sakura my love, after this battle i'll marry *Hick* you and then bang you!!!!" *Hick*
Tobi: " Haha, you're weird!" *Puts a cooking pot on his head and wears it like a hat*
Gaara: "...Thats just disturbing..."
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Deidara: "Aww, Tobi! You stole my cookie, un! Jerk!"
Itachi: "Oh teh my! Teh Ultra Monkey Super force ish attacking! KISAME! GUIDE ME TO SAFETY!"
*Kisame smells steak and leaves*
Gaara: "HAHA! ITACHI, YOU'RE SCREWED!!"
Tobi: *Then puts bucket on head* "Tob comes in peaces!!"
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Itachi: "Dammit Sasuke, give me your eyeballs!"
Sasuke: "Hell no!"
Tobi: "Can Tobi have your eyeballs? Tobi like them cause they're red and are all swirly like." :3
Sasuke: "No Tobi..."
Orochimaru: " Can I have your smexy body Sasuke?" >:3
Sasuke: " O_O "
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Pein: *Runs in the room* "WHO WANTS FROZEN POPSICLES?!"
Deidara: "...DUDE, ITACHI, YOUR EYES ARE LIKE ART, UN!"
Sasori's Spirit: *Possessing the couch*
Zetsu: "I want to know what the hell is with everyone..."
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Sasori: " I need to defeat my arch nemesis..... Pinocchio....."
Sai: "Although all of you act like a bunch of girls, I'm sure you guys have a bigger penis then Naruto here, I mean, even Sakura acts and looks more like a guy than any of you..."
Naruto and Sakura: "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!"
(I love Sai in Naruto Shippuden XD)
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(Lmao, this is TOO FUNNY XD)
Itachi: "I know! XD I have a 5 dollar foot long!"
Pein: "Too much info Itachi..."
Sasuke: "Whoa, just take it easy man..."
Deidara: "HAHAHAHAHA!! I STOLE SAI'S PROTECTION!!" *running around with a Slurpee filled condom*
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*Tobi sees Deidara with condoms*
Tobi: "Cool! balloons!!!!!!" *Blows on one*
Deidara: "Dear lord, un...."
(Lol, we could so write our own Naruto Shippuden Abridged series. XD)
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(Omg! Yes! XD)
Itachi: "Uhm...Tobi...that one...was used..."
Pein: "I GOT A HAIR DRYER!"
Gaara: "I GOT A PIKACHU!"
Sai: "EAT CHICKEN!!"
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Drunk Lee: "Can I have ze Pikachu?"
Gaara: "It's mine, bitch! Get your own!"
Drunk Lee: "I failed you Gai sensie!!!!" *Passes out*
*Pein goes up to a giant powerful magnet and gets stuck cause of all of his piercings*
Pein: "Augh! Help me!!!!!"
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Itachi: "DUDE! THATS AWESOME!" *pokes teh magnet*
Deidara: *Eating chicken*
Sasori: "Something happened to Pen(is)!! GET TEH FIRE PUTTER OUTTER THINGIE~!"
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Sai: "Hehe, you said penis."
Naruto: "What is up with you and penises!?!?!?!"
Pein: "Augh! My piercings are ripping my flesh!!!!!!"
Itachi: "I'll help you!"
*Gets a blind person's walking stick and tries to find Pein*
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Gaara: "Penises are bad little girls. Don't let guys stick them in your va-jay-jay."
Little girls: "O_O"
Deidara: "Itachi! Your poking Tobi's eye, un!"
Tobi: "Aggghhhh!! Itachi you're hurting Tobi! TOBI'S A GOOD BOY!"
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Sai: "Since when are you a sex ed teacher, Gaara?"
*Gaara Smirks*
Tobi: "Whats sex? Tobi doesn't know that word."
Sai: " Well, it's when a man and a women get together and-"
Deidara: " DON'T TELL TOBI!!!! We can't have him reproducing!!!"
Sai: " Oh right, thanks for stopping me..."
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Itachi: "When a man and a women get together AT NIGHT and play checkers!!"
Pein: "AUGH!" *Face has been ripped off*
Deidara: "Oh, thats not good...un..."
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Kisame: ".... Shit, does that make me your bitch, Itachi?"
Itachi: "Damn right!"
Hidan: "Haha, you're a bitch!"
*Kisame growls and bites Hidan's hand off*
Hidan: "Gah! You mother ******! I'm going to kick your ******* *** and then rip off your mother ******* **** and shove it in your *** so you have to **** sideways! Then I'm going to shove your ******* sword and shove it in your ****** *** so everytime you take a ****** **** you'll stab your ******* ***, ******* **** ************ and **********!!!! ****!!!!!
Deidara: "... Un....."
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Tobi: "Such...colorful words!"
Gaara: "Wonderful..."
Sai: "Not even I could compare you THAT swearing..."
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Tobi: "What does f*** mean?"
Deidara: " It means 'love', un."
Tobi: "Oh, cool!"
*Itachi walks in*
Tobi: " Hi Itachi! I f*** you!!!!! You're the most f***** guy I ever known!!!"
Itachi: " O_O"
*Deidara can't stop laughing his ass off*
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Gaara: "Umm...well...Tobi...Yeah "f***" means "love"..."
Sai: "So, if f*** means love, so the Kanji on your forehead must mean F***!"
Gaara: "Well said, Sai."
Chester the Cheetah: "FLAMIN HOT CHEETOES BITCH!"
(I'm eating Flamin Hot Cheetoes right now XD)
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*Gaara stares at Chester while eating Skittles*
Gaara: "Taste the f****** rainbow!" *Thats so something would say. XD*
Tobi: "Taste the loving rainbow? That doesn't make sense..."
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(YAAAAAAAAAAAY~! SKITTLES~!)
Itachi: "Oh, it makes plenty of sense..."
Sai: "Not really..."
Naruto: *giggle* *snort* "Penis~!"
Sai: "WHERE?!"
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Deidara: "Oh... my...gawd, Sasori has sex puppets!!!!!!"
*Shows puppet*
Sasori: "WHAT?!?!? Thats not mine!!!!!!"
Itachi: "Lmao, so do you use your chakra to make it come to like and make it speak?"
Sasori: "I HATE YOU GUYS!!!!!"
Pein: " *Cough* Um... can I borrow that?"
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Itachi: "Yeah, let Pein borrow it. He has a horny issue." O.o
Sai: *Glomps Naruto* "YOU SAID PENIS, MY SAVIOR!"
Naruto: "AHHH!"
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Naruto: "WHY DO YOU LIKE THE WORD PENIS?!?!?"
Sai: "Cause it's a funny word." :3
Naruto: "No it's not!"
Sai: "Oh, don't be jealous just because you have a tiny penis."
Naruto: " SHUT UP!"
Tobi: " Haha, tiny penis, what a funny word!"
*Sai and Tobi say tiny penis over and over*
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Itachi: "This is very awkward. HEY, KISAME, DEIDARA! THREESOME IN MY ROOM!!"
Pein: "..."
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Kisame: "Yays! Surprise butt-sex!!!!"
*Pein walks away slowly*
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Deidara: "WHOOOOOOOOOOO, UN! LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
(Gasp! [link] )
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Glad you love it!
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Tobi: "Hey, Sempia! Hey! Look! Hey Deidara! Sempia! Look at me! Hey!" *Goes on and on*
Deidara: "Somebody kill me now...."
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Itachi: "Just cause a mass explosion and go BOOM!"
Pein: "DON'T GIVE IDEAS! HE WILL KEEL US ALL!"
Gaara: "ITACHI! Come with me to kwest 4 teh Shkeetles!"
Itachi: "OK! We're off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of OZ!"
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Gaara: "Lets goto candy mountain, Itatchi!"
Sai: "Yeah, candy mountain!!!"
Itachi: "You're not going to steal my kidney are you?"
Gaara: " .....No....." >_><_<>_>
Itachi: "Then ok!!!!! Candyyyyyyy!"
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Tobi: "ITAAAAAAACHI! I STILL F%*& YOU!"
Itachi: "Not this again." *rolls eyes*
Deidara: "Since when did Sai get here again? Did you take the PEN15 rocket, again?"
(Oh god, PEN15 XD)
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Sai: "Yup! All the way from Penis town!"
Tobi: "I don't know what you're saying, but I F****** penis!!!!"
Itachi: " Good Lord...."
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Deidara: "Uhm...un..."
Zetsu: *black side* "HE SAID 'UN' AGAIN! BURN HER! BURN HER!" *white side* "Uhm...Deidara is a guy..."
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Tobi: "Sempia is a guy? Tobi thought he was a cute girl."
Deidara: "WHAT?!?!?!?? I'm a guy!!!!"
Itachi: "You do look like a girl though..."
Deidara: " I DO NOT!!!! MY HAIR DEW IS VERY MANLY!!! And how the hell would you know? You're as blind as a bat!!!!!!"
Kisame: "Dude, Deidara is a guy?"
Deidara: "Agh! F***!!!!"
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Itachi: "If you didn't know, BATS ARE NOT BLIND. Plus, I can see perfectly!"
(And here is where WE come in! XD)
Me: *RANDOMLY jumps in the room and attacks Itachi and gnaws on his ponytail*
Itachi: "AHH! "
Deidara: "Whoa...un..."
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Lmao! XD
*Joins in the pouncing*
Itachi: "Augh! Kisame! Kill boy! Kill!"
*Kisame starts to growl and bark*
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You can never have a random abridged without the people making it
Me: "NO KILL, ITACHI! ITS BAAAAAAAAAAAD!"
Deidara: "...Whoa..."
Tobi: "Tobi thinks thats a good idea!" *Pounces Itachi like a kitteh*
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Me: "Tobi, let's do the kitty cat dance!"
Tobi: "Okays!"
*Starts dancing*
Deidara: " You have got to be kidding..."
Pein: " *Sniff* I want to dance like teh kitty..." ;_;
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Me: *gnaw gnaw gnaw*
Deidara: "...Why do I even stay here, un?"
Sasori: "I don't know..."
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Tobi: " Cause you love Tobi sempia! You f*** me!"
Deidara: "...Like I said, why do I even stay here?"
Tobi: :3
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Itachi: "..."
Pein: "Why does Tobi keep saying 'f%%^' for 'love'?"
Itachi: "If you were paying attention Mr. Super Magnet, you would know."
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