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This is Dead Ted the Zed Head. He is dead, (obviously) but he is still sexy (also obviously). The fact of his sexiness is unarguable, you have no point that is valid. He is looking for a girl with brains, his favorite food his brains, and the only word he knows is "braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains". He loves metalcore and punk. He hates dogs because the steal his arms, and he is very sensitive. Please love Dead Ted and treat him with the love and affection you have for us lesser non-zombies. Thank you :3

Description
This is Dead Ted the Zed Head. He is dead, (obviously) but he is still sexy (also obviously). The fact of his sexiness is unarguable, you have no point that is valid. He is looking for a girl with brains, his favorite food his brains, and the only word he knows is "braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains". He loves metalcore and punk. He hates dogs because the steal his arms, and he is very sensitive. Please love Dead Ted and treat him with the love and affection you have for us lesser non-zombies. Thank you :3