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ok, i told u i'd do it today so i am, im going to take every point game theory made and disprove it. first lets go over some ground rules: 1:strait canon only! despite game theory stating how all game universes are all connected im going to go on what miyamoto sez because he made mario and therefor knows allot more about mario then game theory does. so if he said it's noncanon it's noncanon. this also means mario games not made by nintendo ak- every cdi game and mario is missing.
another rule is no stereotypes. like in there meet the pyro video, we'll throw out all stereotypes and keep it down to a science, this also blocks out any cultural ignorance and misinterpretations like they've done before. (btw this is also the same problem he had with the pokemon jynx, as he didnt know it's origins until some guy named izzy did all the work for him.

another rule is that we go by the book. meaning if other characters do something then we wont call out mario for doing it, also we'll keep things in context: no OVER speculation ext.

one last note is that this isnt saying mario never did anything wrong in his life (noone's perfect) but just cause he did something in the past doesnt mean he does it now and we'll prove it with science and legit resources.

ok lets get started mario was mean to uncle DK in the past and there's no denying that, he did do mean things to dk but did you ever stop to think that dk and mario arn't blood rivals now? i mean, mario has invited modern DK to racing events, sports ext. basicly game theory states mario is evil to animals even to this day, something that's will be disproved now!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO232z… copy/paist this link in the URL

what did i just show you? only just the ending of mario vs DK miniland mayhem. mario just defeated the big bad kong and saved the girl but DK isnt done yet! he jumps down and looks like he's going to fight! so what does mario do? cage him? whip him? burn him? NO! he gives the kong a present. now i ask you this. what kind of immoral animal abuser would give a present to the monkey who kidnapped his friend and whos uncle kidnapped the same person before? none! that's who! if mario was a modern day animal abuser why would he give this ape (who did nothing but bad things in the game) a present in the form of a cool toy? and why would he go on a ride with him afterwards? just think for a sec about it.
also take a look at this video as well

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXdoSw…

another example of giving a gift to the kong that kidnapped the girl.

now to the part about yoshi abuse... idk even know how to describe how DUMB this is! just take a look! game theory said in super mario world he PUNCHES YOSHI to get him to attack. well if he was punching yoshi then why does his fist go past yoshi? because he didn't! mario's fist goes past yoshi because he's pointing, not punching. game theory sez mario punches yoshi and he flinches before attacking. however what's really going on is mario pointing (fist goes past) as a sorta "go" command telling yoshi to attack and the "flinch" is yoshi preparing to suck things in with his tongue. and as for making yoshi jump off a cliff, well who said you had to do it? you could just not do that level, not kill yoshi. this is a players choice and just because the PLAYER does it doesn't mean MARIO does it and is therefor evil. also to note yoshi's not dumb like a horse, he's a sentient being like you and me. he could just choose not to jump the cliff, but when he does he's sacrificing himself to HELP mario, you gotta give yoshi credit to being very nobel but this does not make mario evil, besides, you'll see him again in another level.

no onto the badguys of mario, game theory states the widdlers, goombas/koopas, and cheepcheeps of being innocent and defenseless, well this is just a flat out lie! there's one thing every mario enemy has in commen, THEY ARE DEADLY TO THE TOUCH! think about it, enemies in mario are all minions, sent by bowser, to kill you. so they're not civilians like the toads, they really are the bad guys who are out for blood! if you dont jump on them or burn them they WILL kill you! even in modern mario games they kill you in one hit by TOUCHING them without a powerup. cheepcheeps are even worse because you cant jump on them! you need the fire or they'll kill you, sometimes even chase you throughout the stage! making the mario badguys look like the good guys is like making the robots of tf2 look like the good guys and ill do it how game theory would

say you're a robot minding your own bis, trying to deliver a package from point A to point B. when suddenly you're attacked and murdered by six mercinaries out to kill you and all your friends! burning them alive, blowing them up, shooting them ext.

did that sound like the mercenaries are the bad guys? even though the robots are really the attackers? it should because that's what gametheory's doing to the mario enemies, it only works because everything in mario looks cute. but don't be fooled!

i'll continue this on part 2 later as we prove mario isnt evil to his brother and whatever else is stated in part 2 of game theorys claims, well for now..

it's just a theory A DIS PROVEN THEORY! thanks for reading!

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ok, i told u i'd do it today so i am, im going to take every point game theory made and disprove it. first lets go over some ground rules: 1:strait canon only! despite game theory stating how all game universes are all connected im going to go on what miyamoto sez because he made mario and therefor knows allot more about mario then game theory does. so if he said it's noncanon it's noncanon. this also means mario games not made by nintendo ak- every cdi game and mario is missing.
another rule is no stereotypes. like in there meet the pyro video, we'll throw out all stereotypes and keep it down to a science, this also blocks out any cultural ignorance and misinterpretations like they've done before. (btw this is also the same problem he had with the pokemon jynx, as he didnt know it's origins until some guy named izzy did all the work for him.

another rule is that we go by the book. meaning if other characters do something then we wont call out mario for doing it, also we'll keep things in context: no OVER speculation ext.

one last note is that this isnt saying mario never did anything wrong in his life (noone's perfect) but just cause he did something in the past doesnt mean he does it now and we'll prove it with science and legit resources.

ok lets get started mario was mean to uncle DK in the past and there's no denying that, he did do mean things to dk but did you ever stop to think that dk and mario arn't blood rivals now? i mean, mario has invited modern DK to racing events, sports ext. basicly game theory states mario is evil to animals even to this day, something that's will be disproved now!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO232z… copy/paist this link in the URL

what did i just show you? only just the ending of mario vs DK miniland mayhem. mario just defeated the big bad kong and saved the girl but DK isnt done yet! he jumps down and looks like he's going to fight! so what does mario do? cage him? whip him? burn him? NO! he gives the kong a present. now i ask you this. what kind of immoral animal abuser would give a present to the monkey who kidnapped his friend and whos uncle kidnapped the same person before? none! that's who! if mario was a modern day animal abuser why would he give this ape (who did nothing but bad things in the game) a present in the form of a cool toy? and why would he go on a ride with him afterwards? just think for a sec about it.
also take a look at this video as well

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXdoSw…

another example of giving a gift to the kong that kidnapped the girl.

now to the part about yoshi abuse... idk even know how to describe how DUMB this is! just take a look! game theory said in super mario world he PUNCHES YOSHI to get him to attack. well if he was punching yoshi then why does his fist go past yoshi? because he didn't! mario's fist goes past yoshi because he's pointing, not punching. game theory sez mario punches yoshi and he flinches before attacking. however what's really going on is mario pointing (fist goes past) as a sorta "go" command telling yoshi to attack and the "flinch" is yoshi preparing to suck things in with his tongue. and as for making yoshi jump off a cliff, well who said you had to do it? you could just not do that level, not kill yoshi. this is a players choice and just because the PLAYER does it doesn't mean MARIO does it and is therefor evil. also to note yoshi's not dumb like a horse, he's a sentient being like you and me. he could just choose not to jump the cliff, but when he does he's sacrificing himself to HELP mario, you gotta give yoshi credit to being very nobel but this does not make mario evil, besides, you'll see him again in another level.

no onto the badguys of mario, game theory states the widdlers, goombas/koopas, and cheepcheeps of being innocent and defenseless, well this is just a flat out lie! there's one thing every mario enemy has in commen, THEY ARE DEADLY TO THE TOUCH! think about it, enemies in mario are all minions, sent by bowser, to kill you. so they're not civilians like the toads, they really are the bad guys who are out for blood! if you dont jump on them or burn them they WILL kill you! even in modern mario games they kill you in one hit by TOUCHING them without a powerup. cheepcheeps are even worse because you cant jump on them! you need the fire or they'll kill you, sometimes even chase you throughout the stage! making the mario badguys look like the good guys is like making the robots of tf2 look like the good guys and ill do it how game theory would

say you're a robot minding your own bis, trying to deliver a package from point A to point B. when suddenly you're attacked and murdered by six mercinaries out to kill you and all your friends! burning them alive, blowing them up, shooting them ext.

did that sound like the mercenaries are the bad guys? even though the robots are really the attackers? it should because that's what gametheory's doing to the mario enemies, it only works because everything in mario looks cute. but don't be fooled!

i'll continue this on part 2 later as we prove mario isnt evil to his brother and whatever else is stated in part 2 of game theorys claims, well for now..

it's just a theory A DIS PROVEN THEORY! thanks for reading!