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TheMangaWitch β HiC: Fatherless figure
Published: 2011-03-06 14:16:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 889; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 10
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I'm noticing a pattern with the main trainers here...By the way, I didn't feel like memorizing the pokΓ©mon mom's design, so I just drew my real (and completely OOC) mother.
In this installment my mother gets brainwashed, i get a cell phone and plotholes that will never be filled are uncovered.
My serious opinion:
Really guys? Only ONE main pokΓ©mon character had a dad, you know? In all the 5 generations.
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...Can I have a new Mudkip now?
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Lemme think about i-no.
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...But you said you wanted me to be a pokemon master.
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Choose Teecko, then. At least that one looks like he has a backbone, you little wimp.
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BUT TREECKO IS ALWAYS SMOKING HIS GODAMN CIGARETTES!
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Exactly. It's about time you get a good influence and man the hell up.
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...But father, I'm a girl.
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I thought I told you to get that sex change years ago!
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You wouldn't help pay for it!
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Of course not. I'm not funding anything you do.
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But I didn't even want the sex-change!
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And I didn't want a little adopted bitch for a daughter!
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Why are you so damn mean? What have I ever done to you?
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That was your fault, actually.
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No, because you're fucking adopted.
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Then why did you fucking adopt me, jerk?
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It wasn't me, it was that whore of a mother.
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She's your wife you know!
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Then why did you marry her?!
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You sick bastard.
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Where's my sandwich?
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What did you say, you little slut?
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That's what I thought.
This is by far the best convo I've ever had on the internet.
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Bastard.
Ikr? It's so ...obscure. x'D
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What was that?
Ffft, it needs to be brought out of obscurity.
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I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!
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Stand? Who told you to stand. Kneel, bitch.
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B-BUT! I'M TRYING TO SPEAK OUT ABOUT WOMEN'S RIGHTS!
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I have mentioned before that I hate you, right? I'm out of here.
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COme back and make me my goddamn sanwich!
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NO! I'm leaving with my Torchic!
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Torchic is for fags!
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F-FATHER! YOU CAN'T SAY THAT!
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...Why so you did.
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....I curse the day you were born.
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Same here. Now where's my sammich?
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You already used that line, you dumb broad.
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DADDY I'M PREGNANT.
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Fall down some stairs, then. That usually does the trick. It worked with your mom.
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But she gave birth to me...
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