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TheSpacePhoenix — Alicorn Problems
Published: 2012-05-31 04:50:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 34735; Favourites: 605; Downloads: 299
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Somebody shoot me for making this... No, seriously. I hate this song.Anyways, I got inspired to make this after watching a PMV (Pony Music Video) of this song done for Rarity and Twilight. HOWEVER, since everyone seems to see Celestia as this molesting princess, aka Molestia so much and even dragged Luna into it, I couldn't help but picture the Alicorns with the entire song, walking into Ponyville singing it to troll... x.x
But since my new stylus hasn't come yet and I have no scanner or ability to draw I had to use vectors for the entire thing and be lame. ...Either way this is basically what I pictured sadly.
Yes, there's a guest appearance from Molestia. So "Alicorn Problems." Someone seriously needs to make a parody of the song with Molestia and Lunaughty/Moluna now, seriously.
Vectors from , I did not make them I merely used them.
Molestia Vector from [link]
Celestia Flank Pic from [link]
Celestia Cake from [link]
Tall Hot Celestia from [link]
Regal Luna with Hoof Out from [link]
Luna-Blue-Eyes from [link]
Luna Sad from [link]
Luna Standing Tall from [link]
Chibi Celestia & Luna from [link]
Second Panel Bottom Cadence from [link]
Dancing Cadence from [link]
Cadence Cutie Mark from [link]
Crazy/Trolling Alicorns from [link]
Horrified Cadence from [link]
Annnd Mane Six from [link]
There credited! x.x
MLP (C) Hasbro, Lauren Faust, HUB.
Song (C) Uhhh.. whoever the hell sings that horrible song "Hot Problems"
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Hello my subject! nice to meet you.
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Miss Luna The NLRAF {New lunar republic air force} F-15's are near canterlot
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omg princess Luna !!!!!!
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I dared to listen to that song
It's on par with Rebbeca Black, if not worse!
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Damn if I have to see this ever again.
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That would be a group called "Double Take" who sang "Hot Problems". By the way, you think that would be a good song if they were actually in tune?
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Might be... A lot of people don't like it as well because the girls singing it are insinuating that they are hot and like overly popular, aka stuck up. But eh, might be good.
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I just listened to the song, and I'm pretty sure that the misfire was so bad, it could take out an aircraft carrier. The worst part about this song is that I'm still not convinced that it isn't some sort of a joke. This sounds like it belongs on the Dr. Demento show as sort of a parody of faux-inspirational songs (Firework, Born this Way).
However, underneath the electro-pop beats, the uninspired singing, the repitition and that "Just kidding, we're perfect" lyric at the end is a noble concept. There should be a beautiful woman (black or white) with a beautiful voice play this on an acoustic guitar and add in some lyrics about how nobody takes her seriously because of her beauty. [link]
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that beags the question how old is blue blood hed have to been born before the Nightmare moon incandescent or theres a 4th sister yet to meet
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4TH,Cadence isn't 1 of the sisters,I beleve she's Celestias dauter(did I spell that right).
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i got the impression that she was a younger 3rd sister also the fact that all 3 where princess and no alicorn was a queen leads me to believe that there mother and father may be sill alive but bisay with other duties.
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It was told before the episode came out that Cadence is Celestia's niece and Blueblood is a distant relative that they just simplify by saying "Nephew." (Really it woulds be some 50 times removed cousin second/third/fourth/largenumber cousin or something according to Faust.)
Cadence is probably also really a cousin removed but just simplified to niece.
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ok i must have missed that... ty
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THAT IS 100% TRUE!
The Solar Empire, leading toward a brighter future.
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BLONDE HAIR
BLUE EYES
SKINNY SIZE
WHITE
BIG BOOBS...
DO NOT WANT. I think I'll take an alicorn instead... :I
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The only thing I really object to on your list is the "Big Boobs". That's the first thing I look for when I try to figure out how shallow a woman is.
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The whole "Blonde Hair, Blue Eyes, Skinny Size, and White" part of that is essentially just me going with the whole stereotype of a "beautiful woman" that's been painted up a lot by media around here. "Big Boobs" is something that almost every guy it seems has a thing for, but I honestly don't (as you yourself seem to be too).
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A lot of what you described is what I find beautiful (in fact, the "skinny size" part is great for health reasons as well). The thing is, it shouldn't just be about beauty, I'd like a future mate of mine to be smart and maybe even athletic as well. Plus, what about the qualities represented by the Elments of Harmony? Well before that name came up, I would say I wanted that in a wife of mine.
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Well unfortunately that's all what it is (to be honest, I actually find the word "beautiful" to be quite disgusting and one of the most hideous words in the English language, because how are you really supposed to use it? It's meaningless). Me, I'd like to believe it were all about personality and intellect, but it doesn't seem to work that way around here...
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I liked it before I saw the song lyrics... besides that it's good. I guess >_>
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dont get me wrong, its funny, but whatever...you know....
btw,
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Well I've had the good fortune to never here this song so great pic
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Um... you're welcome? ...I think...
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