HOME | DD
This-Cat-Has-Claws — Liz Claws Bio
Published: 2017-11-18 20:17:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 3353; Favourites: 48; Downloads: 47
Redirect to original
Description
Okay, I know I did one of these recently but I was asked to do another one for my dear friend LenStormcrow1988 for a tournament he has coming up. I hope by now most of you know who I am anyway but for those of you who don't, you can either call me Liz or after the tournament is over you can call me "CHAMP". I've been training extra hard with my girl and corner woman Shanna1600 and all we have to say is that hopefully Len spells my name right on the trophy. Oh, and that the "RED CROSS" spells it right on my "Humanitarian Award" plaque for bringing them fifteen new blood donors in less then a week...of course they'll have to mop the blood up off the canvas and wring it out into those little plastic bags and ship it right back to my hospital so we can put it back where it belongs...on the INSIDE of my poor victims. Luckily I work in administration at the hospital so if you ladies could just include your blood type in you're bio's it would help me to prepare the transfusions for you in advance of our fight...think I'll ask for a raise after the week of the fights.My entrance music www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvaEJz…
Follow the tournament on Len's page at
Related content
Comments: 106
Oh you big tease! I should be so lucky as the latter! In fact, I'd trade all the Hershey's for just ONE of the latter! heh heh
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Gorgeous - and informative! - profile, hon. It is a perfect summation of what anyone who faces you is going to be going up against.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Thanks baby....you and I are gonna take a nice vacation with our winnings from this event.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Hmmm, maybe I should make a pic version of Amber's fighter profile.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Well....since she's gotta fight me in the first round you may as well do it with her on her back honey....cause that's where I intend to leave her.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
I think you might be confused. She'll be on her back after the match, but with me, in bed, celebrating her victory.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
And here comes the trash talk...oh baby, lets be real...do you think I have any intention of letting Amber get a hand on me? I'm gonna bob and weave and tire the poor hulk out til she can't keep her hands up, then I pretty much intend to hit her at will. Remember, the bigger they are the harder they fall.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
I am being real sweetie. That saying about "the bigger they are, the harder they fall" is cute. But unless you plan on bringing a wrecking ball to the match, there is no way you are knocking down my gorgeous brickhouse.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
I'm gonna chop her down like a mighty oak tree honey....have that towel ready to throw into the ring.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
You mean the towel I'll be giving to Van to throw in for you?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
NO....I mean the towel they're gonna use to mop up Amber's blood honey.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Lol, your fantasy world is cute.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
As usual you put the rest of us to shame with this bio, Liz. Thanks for sharing. You continue to shine here. As for the results of Len's tournament, I wouldn't get very attached to any trophies if I were you....... you are going to look great with blue hair!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Are you kidding me honey??? Are you referring to "vikki" again(notice the lower case "v" cause she doesn't deserve a capitol "V" yet)? Just cause you ran your mouth about her on MY page I intend to spill more blood from her then any other of my opponents in this tournament! wanna keep writing cheques her body's gonna have to cash when she meets me in the ring?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
You know the full of the gym would be behind you in any circumstance save a face to face matchup. That's how much respect and love I have for you. However, VIKKI (I had to make up for those missing capital letters!) isn't just a mouth runner. She's more than woman enough to come back to your page and start talking. She cant wait to meet you in the ring, the cage, the audience, wherever you want, whenever you want. Just don't let her down and lose in the first round. Amber might just take you out...... you might want to think about that one!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Trust me honey...I haven't forgotten about AmberHarlow and I don't intend to take her lightly either. What she lacks in experience she more then makes up for in power. My plan for Amber is to wear her down before trying to mix it up with her up close. By the time she tires I should be able to hit her at will.
As for vikki, trust me I'll be watching her fight with ccrgameman 's girl Jeanie closely honey...I wanna see what she can do besides dye her hair blue. Perhaps after this tournament I'll challenge vikki to meet me in UNFAMILIAR territory...something a little less "safe" then a ring or cage....I know this great barn or abandon boxcar where she and I can be alone to discuss our differences. I love you too honey but I'm afraid I'm going to have to hurt your girl just to prove a point...oh....AND cause I WANT to.
👍: 0 ⏩: 2
jeannie thinks running around in circles till they get tired of chasing you is a good plan she has to do that a lot, a barn? that's funny then you can hit them with a chicken
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Well, then. Now we are getting somewhere! We've done a lot together and will continue to do so I'm sure. But you are calling Vikki into your realm, into your comfort zone? You've got it. name the place, the time, the rules, whatever you want. When Len's tournament is done, and Vikki has won (and you are licking your wounds) we'll do it. This isn't Vikki's forte but the only way she gets better is to step into other worlds. Wont you be embarrassed when she knocks your ass out, or puts you out, or you beg for mercy? A loss to a noob in your own realm..... A shitty way to lose, Hun.
And I really like ccrgameman 's Jeannie, a lot. Such a fun character, but she's going to be over matched in round one. Just dispatch the very tough Amber so we can settle this, Sister!
👍: 0 ⏩: 2
Oh things are gonna get settled honey and the tournament is just a warm up! I'm going to bring vikki into MY world where the rule books are burned before the fight ever starts. I wanna know just how tough she is honey....don't you? How much pain she can take...if she faints at the sight of blood...if she can get knocked down again and again and still WANT to get up and keep going. I think I have just the right venue for us.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Vikki will be ready. No venue is off limits. She can take more pain than you can ever imagine and as much as you can offer. It doesn't matter. She'll win the trophy, then maybe let you beg to look at it. She's the kind of fighter you want no part of.... the kind you used to be...... hungry!
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
huh maybe Jeannie can win if everyone thinks she's overmatched, but maybe she can climb up the cage and do a super macho man elbow drop, huh or she could win by just climbing out right? that's how the wrestler on tv do it 
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
If Jeannie pulls that move off, then I will bow to her greatness!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
ok she'll try, she might need to power up with slim jims first ohhh yeahhh!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
15/4 i wonder who is in that 4... hehe
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
If your green haired bitch didn't hit me between the legs the fight would have turned out MUCH differently honey.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Excuses excuses. It doesnt matter how you win. Just once you win.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Very good point and very true. Next time you're girls in for a world of hurt honey cause I know every dirty trick in the book.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Dirty this dirty that. The bottom line is you will be a dogs dinner when nez gets a hold of ya
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
We'll just see about that honey. This time I'm bringing the PAIN!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
The pain you suffered or the pain your gonna get?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Neither...the pain I'm gonna INFLICT!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Jesus! Your historical!
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
lol....yes, I'm a bit taller then most.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
which is a great advantage plus to the list above
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
*Holding a chisel* how do you spell it? Joking joking lol. Now there is the Lizzy I know and miss.
On a more serious note who is going to clean up your blood when Eliza knocks you on your ass again for the second time...just saying...then again have you seen who your fighting? oh boy. I don't know what Vikki is yakking about there is no guarantee you're getting by Amber because I've never seen you fight anybody bigger or stronger then you just saying...maybe I missed a fight.
Anyway sis just some light hearted joshing there you know me awaiting your reply...bring it.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
vikki, Eliza, Amber, Becky, Lisa, Rosa, Vera.....they're all gonna fall at my hands honey. I don't see a single name on the roster that has what it takes to go further then me in this tournament. You should just hand me the trophy NOW and save them all some embarrassment. Shanna1600 and I have some celebrating to do and the other girls are just delaying the victory party. You and I both know that I'm walking out of this the champion honey so why torture those poor little girls by making me hurt them?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Well dear sis as much as I would love to agree with you and I would if I wasn't apart of this my sweet hearted older sister I would but I think you took too many shots to the head in that train cart...you know that one between you and Nikki with the cameras and locked doors...yeah that one. Because I remember things a little different then you do in One-on-One Eliza has beaten you, yeah you beat her the second time but it took a few of you mainly you and Shanna to do it...this time it's One-on-One and we will see what happens.
I didn't collect some of the greatest fighters here in DA for nothing sure I'm missing two but not my fault they didn't want to come but that's not the point my point is I didn't put this together to hand anybody anything. Not my way to do things and you know that as my first pseudo-sibling here (Now that I'm on that subject Hey consider yourself one too 
Now I'm closing this little promo here saying I hope you make the finals just so Eliza could KO you one more time or make you tap with the Kimura Lock whatever happens first so till then Rosa, Alicia, Lena, Mia, Nikki, Cassie, Terrie, Lizzy, Amber, Vikki, Jeanie, Sylvie, Lisa, Becky & Vera "Good-bye *Kisses fingers in shape of gun* and good night." BANG! *drops mic*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Ohhhh honey...here you go reliving Eliza's glory days again. She may have beaten me once honey but knowing the caliber of ladies going into this tournament has me MORE then fired up. People are gonna get HURT in this tournament you created...and not just by MY hands hun...there are some pretty vicious girls stepping in there to face one another. AmberHarlow has some huge strength advantages and could break bones like twigs... Fightinglisa will take a beating and keep giving it right back(trust me, I know first hand) and loves to make opponents bleed almost as much as I do...although I've disrespected her to piss her off and throw her off her game plan, onek1995 's girl Vikki is coming to brawl and she and I intend to settle some things AFTER this tournament is over...then there's redmanxthered 's Nikki "Fighter Girl" Martin...I may have had her number in our first tilt but that means nothing with a woman as experienced as she is...and of course I've tangled with GreyGhost64 's Becky Walker a few times in the past and although always pleasurable it's not always worked out in my favor...and that's only to name a few. If you don't think I'm going into this with a fire in my belly and determination in my eyes then Eliza's already lost baby...cause THIS CAT HAS CLAWS!
👍: 0 ⏩: 2
hmhmhm
I know how destruction and dangerous all these women are and can be why do you think I asked for them?
I know your a badass, I know you have a legit shot of winning but here is where you are wrong because I am getting the vibe that you honestly do not think Eliza has a chance of winning but that's where you are wrong I only listed one of the possible ways Eliza can defeat an opponent with she has one more that she hasn't used in anything yet so you will not see it coming... hehe until it's too late.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
In my best Ric Flair...... "WWWOOOOOOOOO"!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Couldn't have said it better myself honey.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Thank you honey...glad you like it.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
A southern girl aren't ya? With the farmer strength?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Only southern Ontario honey...and actually grew up in the CITY.lol
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Southern country girls, I thought that was just an United States thing. XD
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
no, it's not. She is from Southern Ontario, I'm from the North. It's kind of funny when you think about it Liz and I She's a City Girl, raised in the city, I was born in the city but grew up in my Village, we're both Southerners although i don't where she is born I was born in Hamilton, Ontario then moved North.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
| Next =>