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Gosh, wouldn't it be just swell to have a nice big set of wings to fly around with all the time?

Soaring high above the clouds with the warming rays of the sun beating down on your back and a cool breeze rushing past your cheeks,

Gazing down at the faraway roads, cities, homes, and ants-- whoops! I mean, people! xP

(Or in Ember's case, dirt roads, villages, huts, and cheetahs. )

being able to just drop everything your doing and go anywhere in the world you wanna' go, lickety split! And, judging by the expression on Ember's sweet little pink mug, she's probably just had the time of her life doing just that.

But now it's time to go sun those gorgeous pink scales on this here conveniently not-jagged rock. Cynder may feel alright about slinking off into the shade and letting her hide look like that of a withered old crone's, but dragonesses of breeding need their beauty sleep you see, unlike such commoners.
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Later that evening...

*NEWS FLASH*

An anthropomorphic feline was found dead in the city streets after being brutally mauled by an angry mob of Cynder supporters reportedly after making a derogatory statement about the young dragon idol in an artist's comment on the internet. The victim was found to be murdured after one of the offenders alledgedly smothered the individual with the kat's own ass. Police are still rounding up suspects at this time while scientists have now started a heated debate addressing whether or not death by one's own ass is physically possible or indeed statiscally probably.

Engineers at NASA have begun a four hundred billion dollar investigation into the properties of ass-death, feeling that it may help to further their research into the ongoing study of outerspace.

In addition, The Pope is scheduled to make a speech at the Vatican in order to educate his followers on the spiritual inplications of death-by-ass, and what information religious texts provide on this both controversial and very smelly subject.

And now, here's a gila monster with the daily weather report.

-Gila Monster: *Vainly attempting to climp his way onto the weather forecast screen whilst clawing at it rather lazily with his small arms and occasionally flicking his tongue, pressing his scaly underbelly onto the totally flat, smooth surface in a curious manner much like any lizard would when confronted by the wall of a glassy-slick cage*

Description
Gosh, wouldn't it be just swell to have a nice big set of wings to fly around with all the time?

Soaring high above the clouds with the warming rays of the sun beating down on your back and a cool breeze rushing past your cheeks,

Gazing down at the faraway roads, cities, homes, and ants-- whoops! I mean, people! xP

(Or in Ember's case, dirt roads, villages, huts, and cheetahs. )

being able to just drop everything your doing and go anywhere in the world you wanna' go, lickety split! And, judging by the expression on Ember's sweet little pink mug, she's probably just had the time of her life doing just that.

But now it's time to go sun those gorgeous pink scales on this here conveniently not-jagged rock. Cynder may feel alright about slinking off into the shade and letting her hide look like that of a withered old crone's, but dragonesses of breeding need their beauty sleep you see, unlike such commoners.
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Later that evening...

*NEWS FLASH*

An anthropomorphic feline was found dead in the city streets after being brutally mauled by an angry mob of Cynder supporters reportedly after making a derogatory statement about the young dragon idol in an artist's comment on the internet. The victim was found to be murdured after one of the offenders alledgedly smothered the individual with the kat's own ass. Police are still rounding up suspects at this time while scientists have now started a heated debate addressing whether or not death by one's own ass is physically possible or indeed statiscally probably.

Engineers at NASA have begun a four hundred billion dollar investigation into the properties of ass-death, feeling that it may help to further their research into the ongoing study of outerspace.

In addition, The Pope is scheduled to make a speech at the Vatican in order to educate his followers on the spiritual inplications of death-by-ass, and what information religious texts provide on this both controversial and very smelly subject.

And now, here's a gila monster with the daily weather report.

-Gila Monster: *Vainly attempting to climp his way onto the weather forecast screen whilst clawing at it rather lazily with his small arms and occasionally flicking his tongue, pressing his scaly underbelly onto the totally flat, smooth surface in a curious manner much like any lizard would when confronted by the wall of a glassy-slick cage*