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Meanwhile, in the less quivering zones of the remarkable galaxy. Stars and sparks are immobile, the black nothingness of space is permanent. Earlier, a spacecraft filled with half of the population of Asgardians was destroyed. Leaving only Silver, and some others like Gold have escaped in the Sakaarian party ship which used to be owned by the Grandmaster. The other half are on the move with Gold.
A particular spacemobile is on the move dashing and soaring through space in unbelievable light speed almost as fast as the millenium falcon when it goes hyperspace.
A green hedgehog, Pilot Manic Quill is dancing to the beat and rhythm provided by the song playing inside their ship. Singing along with the voice of the singer vocalizing in the song.
"Hey y'all prepare yourselves, for the Rubberband! Man!" He sang along.
"Sing it, Big!" Manic says to the sleeping muscle purple cat slouched on another pilot chair below Manic. While the majestic green-skinned, purple haired lady Mina mouthes the lyrics of the song. Looking like a beauty just casually lipsyncing on her pilot chair to the left beside Big's seat.
The Rocket Raccoon, Marine yawns, "Why are we doin' this again?" The anthromorphic raccoon asked.
"It's a distress signal, Marine. Someone could be dying." Mina replied.
"I get that. But, why are we doing it?" He asked again.
"Because we're nice." Manic said. "Maybe whoever it is, will give us a little cheddar cheese for our effort."
"Which isn't the point." Mina pointed out. "Which isn't the point.. I mean.." Manic repeated. "If he doesn't pony up..."
"We'll take his ship." Big finished.
"Exactly!" Marine approved of the idea.
"B-b-b-bingo!" Manic cheered. "Alright!"
Mina doesn't approve the idea, she shoots a look at Manic of disapproval. He notices, and shakes his head to confirm they're not really doing that.
"We are arriving." The calm Froggy informed, as they were getting close to the destination which sounds like mysterious death.
"Alright, Guardians. This might be dangerous, so let's put on our mean faces." Manic Quill warned and prepped everyone up for the big moment.
While a number of beep boop sounds is heard by Manic from behind Marine's seat. The teenage-attituded Cosmo is lazily sat on her seat improperly, like what an angsty teenager would do. Making beeping noises with her Galiga gaming device, which is an old gaming device from Mobius. She spends her days mostly playing this game.
"Cosmo, put that thing away now. I don't wanna tell you again." Marine ordered his girl.
Cosmo just smirked and continued her play.
"Cosmo.." He tries to grab her attention.
Cosmo moves the device down.
"I am Cosmo!" She cursed at her step-space-dad.
"Whoa!" Marine was surprised and reacted like a dad would if their daughter swore at them disrespectfully. "Language!"
"Hey!" Mina tried to stop her angtsyness.
"You got some A-corns on you, kid." Manic commented.
"Ever since you got a little sap. You've been a total dickhole! Keep it up, and I'm gonna smash that thing to pieces!" Marine yelled at the teenage Cosmo.
The ship slows down, cancels from hyperspace state. Now, all around this spacejet were many floating debris from a ship, floating dead bodies of Asguardians. This part of the galaxy had been infestedly decorated of dead Asguardians and spacecraft debris.
"What happened?" asked a worried Froggy.
"Oh, my God." Manic said in unsatisfaction.
"Looks like we're not getting paid." Marine guessed, knowing they must have been too late.
Without a sign or expectation, one body of a muscled silver Asguardian bugs the windshield of their spacejet. The group is shocked.
"Wipers, wipers! Get it off!" Marine yelled, disgusted by the asgardian ‘bug’ on their shield. Then the body opened his one eye suddenly, the group is shocked for a second time.
Later, they went and brought the body inside. Since it opened an eye, it means the Asguardian is still alive. There is no dead body that can open its eyes, is there?
They layed him on the steel table.
"How is this dude still alive?" Manic asked, looking at the unconscious Asguardian warrior who bared a silver buzzcut, and a manly beard. He wore sleeveless Asguardian armor, and lastly, he had a steel eyepatch plastered on his left eye..
"He is not a dude. You're a dude.." Big pointed down at the sleeping warrior. "This, this is a man.. A handsome.. muscular man." Manic shaped a face of unsatisfaction. "I'm muscular." Manic said.
"Who ya kidding, Quill. You're one sandwich away from fat." Marine said. "Yeah, right. What?" Manic said.
"It's true. You have a little weight." Big pointed at his chin and stomach, pointing out that Quill may have gained a little weight. Quill turns to Mina. "Mina, do you think I'm..?" He didn't continue and just straight up expressed a confused face.
"He is anxious. Angry. He feels tremendous loss and guilt." Froggy used her ability to feel the warrior's current emotions.
"It's like a pirate had a baby with an angel." said an impressed Big.
"Wow. This is a real wake-up call for me. Okay. I'm gonna get a Bowflex. I'm gonna commit. I'm gonna get some dumbbells." Quill said.
"You know you can't eat dumbbells, right?" Big affronted.
Mina walked over to touch and feel the warrior's muscle packed arm, feeling the touch of the mighty hardness of his muscles. "It's like his muscles are made of Cotati metal fiber." She ran her hand down the muscled arms.
"Stop massaging his muscles." Quill felt unpleasant, so Mina dropped the arm.
"Wake him up." Quill ordered, Froggy put her hand on the warrior's forehead. Then the tip of her mantis antlers glowed white, she used her power to wake him up. "Wake.."
The warrior yells and quickly stood up from the table moving inches away from the table, shocked the guardians again. He had his back on them until he turned around, seeing them holding their gunpoint at him. "Who the hell are you guys?"
….
"The entire time I knew Thanos, he only had one goal: To bring balance to the Universe by wiping out half of all life. He used to kill people planet by planet, massacre by massacre. Including my own."
Mina leaned on a wall, with Silver spoon-drinking a soup with a blanket wrapped over him, seated in the spacejet, listening to Mina.
"If he gets six of the choas emeralds, he could do it with the snap of his fingers like this." Mina snapped her fingers.
"You seem to know a great deal about Thanos, or Black Doom, whatever he calls himself." Silver commented.
"Mina. Is the daughter of Thanos." Big revealed.
Silver glared at Mina, "Your father killed my brother." He intimidatingly said, walking towards Mina.
"Oh, boy." Manic said under his breath
"Stepfather. Technically, she hates him as much as you do. Apparently he killed her real mother and father" Quill defended Mina, as he and Big stood close to her like bodyguards as Silver stood in front of the lady. Both individuals giving glares each other.
"Thanos can be tough." Silver placed his hand on Mina’s shoulder, about to share his own problems. "Look. Before my father died, he told me I had a half-sister... that he imprisoned in Hell. Then she returned home, and stabbed me in the eye, so... I had to kill her." Thor explained, as Quill felt unamused seeing Silver put her hand on Mina. "It's life, there was nothing else."
"And I feel your pain." Silver said to Mina.
"I feel your pain, as well." Quill interrupted the conversation. It was his turn to share his story.
"I mean it's not a competition, but I've been through alot. My father killed my mother, then I had to kill my father. And that was hard. Probably even harder than having to kill a sister."
Silver stared at the spoon he was using and wondered how to even have a new Mjolnir.
"I need a hammer, not a spoon..."
"How do I open this thing?" Silver started to mash some buttons of a panel. "Is there some sort of a four-digit code maybe... Maybe a birth date or something..."
"What are you doing?" Marine asked Silver
"Taking your pod." Silver answered.
Quill ehem'd his throat to start up this manly voice. "No, you're not! You'll not, be taking our pod today, sir." He said in a british-like accent and he made his voice a bit deeper.
"Quill. Are you making your voice deeper?" Marine asked, as he noticed what was up Quill's sleeve.
"No." Quill replied.
"You are." Big said. "You're imitating the god-man. It's weird."
"No, I'm not." Quill said in his regular voice.
Froggy gasped. "He just did it again!"
"This is my voice!" Quill said again in that god-man voice.
Silver felt insulted, he fronted Quill and gave him a death stare. "Are you mocking me?" He asked intimidatingly.
"Are you mocking me?" Quill repeated.
"Just stop, you just did it again." Silver said.
"He's trying to copy me." Quill stated.
"I mean just stop-"
"Enough! We need to stop Thanos!" Mina stopped them right there. "Which means we need to find out where he's going next."
Silver shot a death glance at Quill, then walked away. "Nowhere." he mentioned.
"He must be going somewhere." Froggy said.
"No, no. Nowhere? It's place. We've been there. It sucks." Quill told Froggy
Silver opened a small containment fridge and grabbed one of the food contained in sachés.
"Excuse me, that's our food." Quill informed him.
"Not anymore." Silver stated.
"Silver.. Why would he go to Nowhere?" Mina asked the thunder god.
"Because for years, reality emerald has been safely stored there with a man we call the Collector!" Silver replied in a cheerful manner.
"If it's with the collector, then it's not safe. Only an idiot would give that man a emerald." Quill informed. “We tried to give him the power emerald and it did not end well.”
"How do you know he's not going for one of the other emeralds?" Mina asked.
"Thanos already has the Power Emerald because he stole it yesterday, when he decimated Xandar." Silver said, as the Guardians looked distraught hearing about Xandar.
"He stole the Space Emerald from me. When he destroyed my ship and slaughtered half my people. The Time and Mind Emeralds are safe on Mobius. They're with the Avengers.." continued Silver
"The Avengers?" said Quill
"Mobius' Mightiest Heroes.” said Silver “and I think one of whom might be your cousin Sonic, but he’s on Mobius now, but I digress... As for the Soul Emerald, no one's ever seen that. No one even knows where it is. Therefore, Thanos can't get it. Therefore, he's going to Nowhere. Hence, he'll be getting the Reality Emerald. You're welcome." Silver smiled in glee of explaining it all.
"Then we have to go to Nowhere now." Mina said.
"Wrong." Silver said. "Where we have to go, is Nidavellir."
"That's a made-up word." Big stated.
"Oh what's made-up?" asked Silver.
"Nidavellir is real? Seriously?" Marine crawled up the table. "I mean, that place is a legend. They make the most powerful, horrific weapons to ever torment the Universe." Silver smiled as Marine spoke of this. "I would very much like to go there, please."
"The rabbit is correct, and clearly the smartest one." Silver commented.
"Rabbit?" Marine wondered why he called him that.
"Only Eitri the dwarf king can make me the weapon I need. I assume you're the captain, sir?" Silver asked Marine.
"You're very perceptive." Marine sidecommented.
"You seem like a noble leader. Will you join me on my quest to Nivadellir?"
"Lemme just ask the captain. Wait a second, it's me! Yeah, I'll go." Marine accepted The god's offer.
"Wonderful." Silver said
"Except that I'm the captain." Quill informed, which Silver didn't acknowledge.
"Quiet!" Marine hissed.
"And that's my backpack." Quill stated.
"Quill, sit down." Marine blunted.
"Look, this is my ship." said Quill.
"And I'm not going to... Wait, what kind of weapon-what kind of weapon are we talking about here?" Quill asked
"The Thanos killing kind."
"Don't you think that we should all have a weapon like that?" Quill pointed out.
"No. You simply lack the strength to wield them. Your bodies will crumble as your minds collapse to the madness." Silver informed.
"Is it weird that I wanna do it even more now?" said Marine.
"A little bit. Yeah." Silver replied.
"If we don't go to Nowhere and Thanos retrieves another emerald. He'll be too powerful to stop." Mina warned.
"He already is." said Silver
"I got it figured out. We got two ships, and the largest go with the morons. So me and Groot will go with the pirate-angel here, and the morons will go to Nowhere to try and stop Thanos." Marine sorted everything out. "Cool?"
"So cool." Silver accepted the plan, smiling. Then he hopped into the pod.
“I’m coming to. I want to make sure that this weapon is made correctly” Big said, almost charging into the pod.
"For the record.. I know you're only going with him because that's where Thanos isn't." Quill affronted to Rocket. “And yes, I think maybe you should go Big.”
"You know, you shouldn't talk to your captain that way, Quill." said Marine, showcasing himself.
"Come on, Cosmo." Marine called over Cosmo, who was walking towards where the pod is with her eyes directed on the device. "Put that game down. You'll rot your brain."
Silver, Marine, Big and Cosmo then settled themselves into the seats of the pod, about to leave. Switching on the panels and buttons for the pilot, and sitting on the chairs relaxed.
"I bid you farewell and good luck, morons. Bye." Silver bid them farewell.
Froggy waved at them as they left. Taking off from the Milano 2.0 and speeding away on their way to Nidavellir
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