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Published: 2023-04-30 17:10:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 141; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 0
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Description You open pesterchum.

calcesOverwritten [CO] has started pestering rabiasInenormis [RI]

CO: Hey there fucker!

CO: Whaddya doin'?

RI: God fucking damn it Quinn.

RI: I thought i blocked you last night!

CO: Well, maybe your dumb fuck of a brain just forgot?

CO: Have you ever thought about that fatass?

RI: Every time i see your shade of obnoxious indigo i wanna punch something.

CO: Good! Maybe then you'd get some fucking exercise.

RI: Why did i ever consider you a friend?

RI: You're loud, annoying, a selfish asshole and a goddamn jerk.

CO: Well, maybe because you're too much of a pussy to make any new friends so you're stuck with me now!

CO: Have fun suffering fucker!

RI: Ugh.

RI: I guess i'll have to make due.

RI: Anyways, have you heard about the record shop that got strucked down by a meteor?

CO: Yes! wasn't it the same one you ranted to me about a few weeks ago?

RI: Yes. It turns out a baby and some weird dead pony but luckily the weird dude who wears pointy shades scooped both of them up.

CO: How do you know all this? Are you some kinda weird stalker?

RI: No dumbass! I saw it on the news.

CO: Oh. Anyways, i gotto do some important shit.

RI: You mean make useless inventions no one will use?

CO: Shut up.
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