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Published: 2014-09-06 14:46:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 30441; Favourites: 518; Downloads: 139
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See the rest of this series here.The Celestia Protocol - Equestria's most powerful deterrent, and also useful when Celestia needs some meaningless function fulfilled.
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Yeh, we have our uses and applications.
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I guess it leads to Celestia giving a Falcon Punch. XD
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Strong enough to create 3 suns at once!
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Lol, that was hilarious, well done.
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Hey, if the writers of the show can get away with it, so can I.
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Tim strikes again. I am loving what you are doing with Cadence and Shining. Looking forward to more.
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Well, there probably isn't much more left - I'm planning on wrapping up this series in the next 2-3 comics. Hope you'll stick around in any case.
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lol yep make her do it sounds aobut right
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Spike: "... signed, Cadence."
Twilight: Hmm... changelings everywhere, it says?
Spike: Yeah. And she wants the whole gang to come out.
Twilight: Ah. Thought so.
Spike: So, do you want me to get the girls?
Twilight: Nope. It's a changeling trick.
Spike: Really? Are you sure, I mean, this looks like her horn-writing...
Twilight: Spike, think about it for a second. "Shining screwed up"?
Spike: Uh-
Twilight: Clearly it's a changeling trick! The best course of action would be to ignore it.
Spike: I dunno-
Twilight: I mean, seriously. Shining, of all ponies? Likely story!
(I write this having followed this comic series from its inception)
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Fancy Pants: I must say, darling, this is a wonderful house. Then again, I'd expect no less from some pony so closely tied to the Princess!
Twilight Velvet: Oh, not at all, good sir! And thank you, most of the decor is from all around Equestria.
Fancy Pants: Splendid, indeed! Tell me, how did you and your husband wind up in such a spectacular state of standing?
Twilight Velvet: Having a son and a daughter who are national heroes, as well as Royalty themselves, helps quite a bit!
Fancy Pants: *levitates picture* Wait, this fellow is your son? Shining Armor? The stallion with the simple mind - oh, dear, excuse my language!
Twilight Velvet: Not at all! We knew from foalhood he'd grow up to be little more than a brute. However, that's all part of the plan.
Fancy Pants: Plan, you say?
Twilight Velvet: Oh, yes, indeed. My daughter is a brilliant mare, you see. And an immortal Princess, to boot!
Fancy Pants: Yes, but what was that about a plan, my dear?
Twilight Velvet: Oh, Fancy, I'm explaining that now! You see, she's brilliant, but when it comes to her brother, she's incredibly thick.
Fancy Pants: Is she really? Bit of an introvert growing up, I presume?
Twilight Velvet: Like you would not believe. But her faith in him made her conjure up a spell - even now, we're not sure she's aware of it.
Fancy Pants: What sort of spell, my dear?
Twilight Velvet: You'd have to ask Night Light, he understands it marginally better than I do. But I can tell you this spell's effect.
Fancy Pants: And that is?
Twilight Velvet: Well, my little Princess *giggle* always did love her brother. And when she adopted the Princess as her mentor, she wanted her to love him, too.
Fancy Pants: I say! She cast a love spell on the Princess?
Twilight Velvet: Oh, nothing so base! No, this spell simply makes him... irresistible, shall we say. But not in an uncouth manner.
Fancy Pants: I'm not sure I understand.
Twilight Velvet: Well, I'm not sure I can explain. The spell's effect, we've found, also extends to his father and myself.
Fancy Pants: So you're saying the Princess finds you somehow irresistible?
Twilight Velvet: Not quite. Shining was the intended target, so my husband and I get the inverted effect.
Fancy Pants: I'm not quite following.
Twilight Velvet: Allow me to demonstrate. *shoves fire logs up chimney*
Fancy Pants: My dear?
Twilight Velvet: *ignites fireplace*
Fancy Pants: Um, my dear, isn't this a danger?
Twilight Velvet: *takes out quill, ink and scroll* Ahem. "Dear Princess Celestia-"
Celestia: *POOF* STOP. STOP RIGHT THERE.
Fancy Pants: Your Majesty! *bows*
Celestia: Oh, Sir Fancy Pants. Good to see you again. One moment. *fireplace goes out and chimney unclogs*
Twilight Velvet: Oh, thank you so much, your Majesty! *bows*
Celestia: You are most welcome, Ms. Velvet! How is your tea party going?
Twilight Velvet: Wonderful! Fancy Pants was cold.
Celestia: I see. *takes Fancy aside* Sir Fancy... Night Light and Ms. Velvet, they're complete imbeciles.
Fancy Pants: I'm... sorry?
Celestia: Honestly, I have no idea how Princess Sparkle came from such a gibbering pile of morons. But, she loves them, so I keep an eye on them.
Fancy Pants: Remarkable...
Celestia: Hardly. It's not difficult to enchant every quill on premises to warn me when they're about to write another letter detailing their lunacy.
Twilight Velvet: Can you stay for tea, Highness? I'll make more!
Celestia: NO!! I mean, I'll go and fetch my Royal Tea Steward. She'll be here to help you brew in no time! *POOF*
Fancy Pants: ... I can hardly believe it.
Twilight Velvet: Obviously, we only call on her in emergencies. She's quite capable with a chainsaw and jars of honey.
Fancy Pants: I dare say your daughter truly is the Element of Magic! And... quite a bit more terrifying than I'd first thought.
Twilight Velvet: Family secret! Crumpet?
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Just in case Celestia herself shows up.
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Yep, sounds about right. It's good to know the give all our problems over to Twilight, and let her deal with it policy now has a name.
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i just love what the note says lol
i can imagine Twilight only going "Uhhh again!? this is like the 4th time hes made changelings invade!"
XD
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again this guy must be great in the sack!
i mean only thing i can think of for marrying him in the first place! i mean come on! XD
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I'm sure he must have some redeeming qualities when not getting mixed up with changelings. But yeh, you could be right.
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yeah im calling it now XD
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I don't know what I was expecting... XD
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Probably at this point Twilight isn't surprised...
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Nah, she's probably used to it.
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It figures that Twilight would have to save everyone again. Β X) Β She just can't catch a break.
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No she can't. EVERY time Equestria's in danger - every single damn time - it's always left to her to try and fix it.
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I wanna just how many messages Twilight gets that start with , "Your brother screwed up."
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Well, let's just say that her paper recycling needs a dumpster of it's own each week...
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In the event that the "Celestia Protocol" fails they have the contingency plan known as "Ask Spike to do it".
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That's when you know they're truly desperate.
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Default answer: call Twilight. Never fails.
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Poor Twi...
She's now the go-to gal for all of Equestria' s problem!
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