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Tito-Mosquito — What if... Wonder Woman was a Spoiled Princess?
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Published: 2021-11-29 07:11:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 4427; Favourites: 18; Downloads: 2
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My DC-only casting for "What If... Thor Were an Only Child?":Diana of Themyscira as Thor
Steve Trevor as Jane Foster
Clark Kent/Superman as Carol Danvers/Captain Marvel
Etta Candy as Darcy Lewis
Rick Flag Jr. as Maria Hill
Queen Hippolyta as Frigga
Ares as Loki
In this alternate timeline, Diana grew up to be spoiled, vain and selfish. Steve Trevor still crashes into Themyscira, and Diana has the hots for this man. Instead of coming to Man's World to promote peace, she comes to throw a huge party, bringing her sisters along, while her mother Queen Hippolyta is visiting Zeus and Hera on Mt. Olympus. She invited creatures of Greek myth, like centaurs, satyrs, fauns, minotaurs, unicorns, Pegasi, gryphons, even Medusa. A few gods were also invited, like Hermes, Dionysus, and Aphrodite.
The humans of Man's World are initially confused, but become immerse in the greatest party in history. Some of the Amazon warriors make out with men for the first time in centuries. It's a lot like Spring Break.
Etta Candy was concern when her friend Steve was MIA, but to her surprise, he's returned with "a group of armored supermodels". She also falls in love with one of them, Diana's sometimes-friend/sometimes-rival Mala, who has a thing for thicker girls.
Suddenly, Ares shows up, looking very dark and intimidating in his armor , with an entourage of demons. He approaches Diana, who walks up to him fearlessly. He removes his mask, revealing a handsome blond man, who wouldn't want to miss Diana's party. His demons are eager to party-hardy. They binge drink with some guys.
Rick Flag Jr. and his men was sent to investigate the disturbance and if possible, apprehend whoever's causing it. They start to question Steve Trevor when he tries to protect Diana.
Superman shows up to tell Diana that the party is over, because it's causing a lot of unwanted destruction, but luckily no one is killed. Leading to a huge super-brawl between them.
But she ends up getting into trouble when her mom shows up. She takes Diana home. Diana tells Steve to call her, but he asks how.
Mala and Etta kiss each other good-bye, but they'll see each other again. Since they just got hitched.
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