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Lord Recon! I made this on a model thingy....INK: me
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Grif: (smashes into the wall) Ow...now wha-OH SHI-! (gets hit by a hammer)
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Recon: *laughs*
Sarge: *laughs*
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Grif: Somebody help me!! (is running away from the players)
Sarge: No, Grif! You're supposed to let them hit you!! (pulls out shot gun) Here, let me help!
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Recon: *sits him down* we're watching TV dumbass
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Sarge: Oh right....I forgot about that.
Maverick: Go left! Go left!!
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Maverick: Oooooh, that had to hurt! (flinches)
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Sarge: C'mon, Griff! That's no way to get your spine dislocated! You need to do it in a more gruesome way! Make it so that you really feel it disconnect!!
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(later)
Maverick: Damn....we lost.
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Maverick: Well...better luck next time, I guess.
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Maverick: So...what now?
Sarge: What do you mean, 'What now'? Berate Griff for losing!!
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Sarge: Griff!! How could you lose like that?! Couldn't you actleast make the other team lose?!
Griff: Up....yours......
Sarge: (ahem)
Griff: Up yours, SIR.
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Griff: Oh shut up.
Maverick: (chuckles)
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Simmons: (comes up) Let me guess; Grif is getting his a** handed to him by Sarge?
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Griff: You know, this is very bad for my self-esteem!! T.T
Sarge: Ah, shut it, numbnuts.
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Recon: YAH QUIT YOUR BITCHEN!
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Simmons: Yeah!!!
Griff: Kiss-asses.
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Griff: Yeah, laugh it up, asshole.
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Sarge: Hey, i'm in kind of a good mood right now.....troops, first one to knock Griff out gets the last Klondike bar!
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Recon: *slices Grif's legs with knife and KO's him with the hilt of the knife*
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Sarge: Hmm.....did that with finesse you did!! And Griff is knocked out! Get to the fridge and eat the klondike bar soldier! That's an order!
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Recon: I don't take orders but I take prizes *opens fridge and takes the klondike bar*
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Sarge: Eh, works for me. Heheh......
Griff: Ow........
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Recon: *hits him agian eating the Klondike bar
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Griff: X_X
Sarge: Heheh......nice job, troop!!
Simmons: (growls)
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Recon: shut up I'm higher rank than you
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Simmons: Everyone is a higher rank than us. -_-;
Grif: What rank are you?
Hunt: I was Lt. Colonel, but I was recently promoted to Commander.
Sarge: Uh......does this mean you can boss me around?
Hunt: Pretty much, yeah.
Sarge: Oh, hell......
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Recon: as for me well hell I'm fourth in command of a criminal orginization that's now working with the Director... so yah I out rank you
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Sarge: Well we're not in the same division, so ha!!
Hunt: (ahem)
Sarge: (grumbles)
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Maverick: So Sarge, go get us some drinks, if you don't mind.
Sarge:.....
Maverick: That's an order.
Sarge:.....(walks off)
Maverick: I love being in charge. X3
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Sarge: (comes back) Here are your damn drinks.
Maverick: Uh....these aren't drinks....they're ketchup.
Grif: Yeah, what did you expect our food or drink was?
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Maverick: Water please?
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Recon: didn't they run out of water?
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Grif: Yeah, that's why we only have ketchup. Haven't you been listening?!
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(the warthog Swedish music starts playing)
Sarge: turn that crap off!!
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