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When you just gotta slide away from those lies:
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Friend: Hey, I have something to tell you.
Me: Kay
*She whispers to me*
Me: I JUST MADE UP MY MIND. I DONT REALLY WANNA KNOW THE OTHER SIDE OF THE INTERNET. THANKS
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Mom: WHO ATE THE COOKIE DOUGH!!!
Me:
i have a habit to eat raw cookie dough because i ate cookie dough ice cream
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Mom: WHERE'S THE ICE CREAM?!
Me:
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True. But then she asks where the fish sticks are too .-.
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Your whole family is Whovian ; - ;
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Only my mom and brother. ;-;
My mom gets annoyed though because I talk about it so much ;-;
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It's only my brother ; - ;
And he's only on the Impossible Astronaut. ; - ;
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i feel ya, i managed to watch every episode from the first doctor to the twefth doctor
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When go to school and I have no homework
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when I see my bff making out with my brother
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Principal: WHO TOOK A SHIT ON MY HEAD???
Me:
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My trainer: Who ate my fucking sushi
Trainer's scynther: HELLNAW
Trainer's pidgeyotto:
Me (palpitoad): Who did?
Trainer's fat munchlax: uhm...
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only poke-fans get it. but it's hillarious once you do
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Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Me: -tells a secret to a friend-
Friend: Wanna know my secret to?
Me: Yeah, okay.
Friend: It's about like it's 1987...
Me: NO.
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me: YAYZ GOLDEN FREDDY
purple guy: NOPE.AVI *kills my friends*
me: this never happend
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Mom: Honey! Clean your room please!
Me: AW HECK NAW!
OR
Mom: Do you have homework?!
Me: Uhm...
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Gonna give that to Africa, thanks!
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from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and within a week,
everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact copy,
this
really
works!!!!
1. To yourself, say the name of the only guy or girl you wanna be with 3
times!
2. Think of something you wanna accomplish within the next week and say
it to your self 6 times!!
3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to yourself 9 times!!!
4. Think of something that you want to happen between you and that
1special person and say it to your self 12 times!!!
5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as you scroll
down focus and concentrate on it and think on nothing else but that wish.
* *
* *
* *
Now make one last & final wish about that one wish that you picked.
After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and what
you wished for will come true within in one week!
u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
crush!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was your last chance. Now
pay very close attention this important message!
Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain
letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1864 and if you
break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these
stories.
First Example:
Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she got this same
chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid since kindergarden. when she
got this mail she didn't pay any attention to it. She just thought, no big deal.
And deleted it. The next day her dad got fired and her mom dies in a car
crash. If she would have sent the letter none of that would have happened
and her mom would be alive.
Second Example:
Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd. Had glasses, was
short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of
your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51
people in the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd
grade. The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for
him ever since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out,
and of course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up
and married each other to live happily forever.
Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd rather
be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats only
me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out withthat
special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send this to-
1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life..... forever!!!!!
10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend...... ONLY!!!!!
15 people- your crush will say they like you
20 people- your crush will ask you out!
25 people- your crush will kiss you!!
30 people - Your crush will have sex with you
35 people or more- All of the above!!
Don't blow it, it's ur chance to shine! Have everything u wanted, and more!
Now, complaining cus u dont have any
friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go in a chat
room, pick some names and send away! but here's the catch..... you only
have 1 hour
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sorryi just want to teleport to anime from kitty-kawai
Me when I walk in on my brother when he's making out with his girlfriend:
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Mom: "WHO ATE ALL THE CHOCOLATE?!"
Me:
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when you try to talk back to someone, but your to scared.....
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when your brother trys to find out who ate the last of the pizza roles when you were the one that ate them
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Mom : Daugher, It's time for SCHOOL !!!
Me: why ??
Dad: And don't forgetto bring your test !!!
Me: I got an 5...
Sister : SIS, GIMME YOU MONEYS !!!
Me: I hate my life ...
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Mom: School starts up again tomorrow!
Me:
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me when ever i saw the school bully in public school (and he picked on me a lot)
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TV: Back to School supplies!
Me:
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When I go and check my parents and they are arguing:
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