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Trackdancer — Catching the Train

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Published: 2019-04-16 05:05:57 +0000 UTC; Views: 2113; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 13
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Description SORAIRO CITY at about 11:00 am

[IA] Hurry! The train's almost here.
[Chibi IA] What's the rush? The train will stop right here anyway.
[IA] I want to get a seat in the front carriage.
[Chibi IA] What's the difference? The ticket price is the same; there's no first class on the mid-day commuter.
[IA] It'll be closer to the exit when we get off at our destination.
[Chibi IA] That's only if you're assuming that we'll get to our destination...
[IA] What do you mean?
[Chibi IA] Well, if the train crashes, the people at the front of the train die first.
[IA] The train's not gonna crash.
[Chibi IA] How do you know? You're a God or something, now?

IA gives Chibi IA a really hard stare.

[IA] Hey! Don't let go of my hands!
[Chibi IA] You know, I'm 10 years old now; you think I'm going to get lost on an empty platform?

IA grabs hold of Chibi IA's hand.

[Chibi IA] You know you got sweaty palms... ewww...
[IA] I don't! If there's sweat there, that's yours.
[Chibi IA] Yeah, I had to hang on for dear life after you yanked me out of that taxi and dashed here... btw, what happened to your limo anyway?
[IA] Since when did I have a limo?
[Chibi IA] The other night, when you got into it with your boyfriend...
[IA] THAT WAS MY MANAGER, NOT MY BOYFRIEND!
[Chibi IA] You don't have to shout; I'm less than 5 feet away... anyway, where's the limo?
[IA] That's the company's limo and it just came to pick me up to take me to the concert venue.
[Chibi IA] Other idols get taken to concert venues in a van, so how come you get taken in a limo? You providing "extra services" that Mom doesn't know about?
[IA] WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "EXTRA SERVICES"?
[Chibi IA] Look, I know you are a good singer and all that, but seriously, cut it out with the shouting will ya?
[IA] Don't dodge the last question...
[Chibi IA] Sorry, I didn't hear it...

IA gives Chibi IA another really hard stare.

[IA] If you're insinuating what I think you're insinuating...
[Chibi IA] Don't worry about it, you don't even have a boyfriend so you wouldn't know anything about that sort of thing anyway.
[IA] Huh...?
[Chibi IA] My point exactly, keep this up and you'll die an "old maid", with the emphasis on the word "maid"... oh wait... we're in Japan, so scratch the word "maid"...
[IA] What the heck are you blabbering on about anyway?
[Chibi IA] Don't worry about it... for the next 60 years...
[IA] 60 years? Huh?
[Chibi IA] In 60 years you'll be dead anyway and still a "maid"; unless you get on the front carriage today in which case you'll die today...

IA gives Chibi IA "that look".

[IA] The train's here, get on!
[Chibi IA] If we're getting on to the first carriage, you sit ahead of me. That way at least I can use you as an air bag when the train crashes.
[IA] Whatever, just move it...

Chibi IA sighs as her older sister drags her on to the train.

[IA] HEY! Stop poking me in the ribs.
[Chibi IA] Yep, just ribs, you're no good for a cushion. You've been dieting again or are you just anorexic?
[IA] You know that I have to eat "healthy" and maintain my appearance as an idol.
[Chibi IA] Oh, I see; so that's why you have a stash of candy in your dresser drawer.
[IA] YOU WENT THROUGH MY DRESSER DRAWER!
[Chibi IA] Yes; but only because I was looking to get the 50 yen back that you borrowed from me last week, and failed to return with interest.
[IA] That's not where I keep my change.
[Chibi IA] Yeah, I know, that's why I liberated your candy.
[IA] You're paying me back for those...
[Chibi IA] No I'm not since I am just helping you maintain your regime as an idol.

IA looks at Chibi IA really hard for a few moments.

[IA] You didn't open that box in my drawer, did you?
[Chibi IA] The one with the big pink bow?

IA looks at Chibi IA a lot harder.

[Chibi IA] No...
[IA] Don't lie to me.
[Chibi IA] *long pause* Well, I thought you kept your change in there...
[IA] YOU DIDN'T READ THEM DID YOU???
[Chibi IA] And what if I did...?
[IA] Eh... just to be clear, they're just fan letters.
[Chibi IA] If you say so... mind you, they got a lot a lot of "likes" when I posted them on my Twitter account.

IA looking extremely alarmed.

[IA] You posted them on the Internet!!?
[Chibi IA] Don't worry, they were really cheesy so I thought they'll be good for a laugh with my followers. Besides, I didn't tell anyone they were yours anyway.
[IA] YOU POSTED MY LOVE LETTERS ON THE INTERNET!!!
[Chibi IA] Take a chill pill will ya; I mean they were really cheesy and don't tell me that you believed all that crap about "I can't wait to hold you in my arms again" or "Your eyes are like the diamonds in my life" and other nonsense like that. Plus the author was just using a pseudonym and he, I'm assuming it was a "he", come to think of it, it better have been a "he", anyway, he didn't use your name, just called you, what was it again, oh yeah, it was "My Precious Heart" or something stupid like that... besides, didn't you just say that they were just "fan letters"?
[IA] *shifting uncomfortably* Yeah... they're just that... eh... yeah, just fan mail...
[Chibi IA] *very quietly* Liar...

IA looks at her younger sister really. really hard.

[Chibi IA] You got "that" look in your eyes, sis.
[IA] I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!
[Chibi IA] No you won't, I'm gonna tell Mom.
[IA] You'll be too dead to say anything...
[Chibi IA] OK, then my ghost will tell Mom. *skirting away from her older sister*
[IA] COME BACK HERE!!!
[Chibi IA] Besides, we're on a train and there's a carriage full of witnesses...

IA quickly looks around and see's everyone looking her way. She quickly changes her demeanor and into smiling "idol" mode.

[Chibi IA] Hehe... whatcha gonna do now?
[IA] *through her teeth* Wait till we get home...
[Chibi IA] Can't kill me there either; Mom's home early today. *smirk*

IA gets distracted by people asking for autographs for a few moments.

[Chibi IA] Here, have some candy.
[IA] Eh, thanks...

Several moments later.

[IA] It's not bad, where did you get these?
[Chibi IA] From your dresser drawer...


CREDITS

IA Rocks [Unofficial] - Mqdl / Trackdancer
Chibi IA - Mqdl / Kiyo / Trackdancer
Sorario City - SkyblueP
Train - ejima8  

MMD 9.31
Ray-MMD 1.5.0
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Comments: 3

Deadlysword1000 [2020-09-07 09:43:56 +0000 UTC]

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Cman1O1 [2019-04-17 12:03:10 +0000 UTC]

Morale of this story....There are none.

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MichaelOKeefe1991 [2019-04-16 06:07:01 +0000 UTC]

IA and her widdle baby!!!!!

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