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"My hair is ruined!"

"Your hair?! Your HAIR?! We have just been hit by a go-kart, and, your main concern is your HAIR?! ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!"

"My hair is my image! Without it I'm a total loser!"

"Well, nothing different there. But in case you can't tell, WE. ARE. BLIND. WE CANNOT SEE. AND WE ARE IN AGONISING PAIN."

"Yeah, duh! No need to shout it at me! My ears still work!"

"Your BRAIN doesn't work! I mean, come on... WHY WOULD YOU JUMP IN FRONT OF A MOVING VEHICLE LIKE THAT?! WHAT DID YOU THINK WAS GONNA HAPPEN?! IT'S NOT LIKE HE WAS GONNA STOP! IF ANYTHING, I'D SAY HE WAS TRYING TO RUN US OVER!"

"Ok! Ok! I get it! Stupid mistake! But my image... I'm RUINED!"

"Uuuuugh... You are such a pain... Just, uh, find the hair salon. We can, like, totally fix it there."

"Ok... So... Um... Which way is the hair salon?"

"Unbelievable..."

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Yikes... Um... So safe to say it's gonna be Five Nights at Roxy's from now on, if Ruin is anything to go by. Anyway, Roxy, again, but this time very much broken. As in, jumped in front of a moving vehicle for no logical reason broken. And just for good measure, some absolute savage has gone and taken her eyes out. I'm not sure which is worse really. Quite ironically, she's perhaps the most functional of the Glamrocks come Ruin. She might be blind, but she's the only one who retains the ability to talk, let alone possess any sort of intelligence beyond "eat" or "kill."

Description
"My hair is ruined!"

"Your hair?! Your HAIR?! We have just been hit by a go-kart, and, your main concern is your HAIR?! ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!"

"My hair is my image! Without it I'm a total loser!"

"Well, nothing different there. But in case you can't tell, WE. ARE. BLIND. WE CANNOT SEE. AND WE ARE IN AGONISING PAIN."

"Yeah, duh! No need to shout it at me! My ears still work!"

"Your BRAIN doesn't work! I mean, come on... WHY WOULD YOU JUMP IN FRONT OF A MOVING VEHICLE LIKE THAT?! WHAT DID YOU THINK WAS GONNA HAPPEN?! IT'S NOT LIKE HE WAS GONNA STOP! IF ANYTHING, I'D SAY HE WAS TRYING TO RUN US OVER!"

"Ok! Ok! I get it! Stupid mistake! But my image... I'm RUINED!"

"Uuuuugh... You are such a pain... Just, uh, find the hair salon. We can, like, totally fix it there."

"Ok... So... Um... Which way is the hair salon?"

"Unbelievable..."

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Yikes... Um... So safe to say it's gonna be Five Nights at Roxy's from now on, if Ruin is anything to go by. Anyway, Roxy, again, but this time very much broken. As in, jumped in front of a moving vehicle for no logical reason broken. And just for good measure, some absolute savage has gone and taken her eyes out. I'm not sure which is worse really. Quite ironically, she's perhaps the most functional of the Glamrocks come Ruin. She might be blind, but she's the only one who retains the ability to talk, let alone possess any sort of intelligence beyond "eat" or "kill."