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Published: 2009-07-10 00:37:39 +0000 UTC; Views: 1616; Favourites: 24; Downloads: 0
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Ha ha...I had too much fun with this....Never tell a clone trooper that he is a daddy....he is reading his "How to Raise a Mercenary Family" by the venerable "Dr." Jango Fett...he has his baby sized mandoliarn armour and clone trooper ready. His "Mandolorian Fairytales" by Kal SkirataA DC-1B...Baby Proofed Blaster. And From Crawling to Shooting Mandolorian Toddler Years...ha ha I was laughing at myself as I was drawing this.
Copyrighted Joshua S. Tribble 2009
P.S. I hope all the fan girls get a kick out of this.
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pfft pleases she is alredy cought she only had acses codes.
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ha ha..I know...and her intel wasn't correct anyways...typical Imperial rebel cell trap.
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(o.O)...slow down there capten crazy
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GLA Bomb Truck....NO BRAKES.....al lleeeeeeelllaaa....drives like a suicide bomber in craziness. BOOM!
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yeah...I was having one heck of a funny night...darn that pepperoni pizza!
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OMG!! SO CUTE!!! LOL,, marry him now!! xD
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I thought you would say that...oh oh...I might be kind of funny and do instead of mail-order brides....mail-order clone grooms!
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YES! It'd be one of the most popular franchises EVA! the republic will be RICH-er. XD
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Hey you have been honorably discharged...here is your groom card....HUH? In a week you will be called up and then given a ride to your destination.
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Lol, here's the candy and flowers to give, ring aaannndddddd rose to put on your armour. XD
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He shows up one day at some randomn girls house....hello is this....(randomn persons) address...I am the groom you asked for...whatever that is. Girl falls over in shock or bliss...Ummm ma'am?? are you okay?
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Haha, Oh poor clueless mail order clone!! Doesn't know what's going on! XD h
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Um...ma'am...do I have to do CPR? takes off helmet...begins CPR...and the girls eyes flutter open just as he is about to breath for her. SHOCKED and CONFUSED eyes of the girl and clone.
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....And that's where the romance starts. It always does. LOL
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Bingo. Uh...sorry ma'am clone blushes..so does the girl.
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HAha, that's like a republic romance holovid. LOL
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No wonder the clones get all kinds of strange ideas for romance!
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HAhHAHAHA! they've been trained by a professional source. XD
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The venerable Dr. Jango.
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Yes like how to safely train your baby to use a vibroblade at age two. YIPE!
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Or pistol training...oh if you read the Republic Commando books...the Mandolorians...are known to even after babies...with the women to go into battle...or even fight with a blaster in one hand and baby in the other....and most of the babies...are trained basic combat skills by three..or so.
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Yeah, when i read that part i was like "Whoa, that is hard livin'" LOL. Kad doesn't have a mummy to shoot bad guys and hold him at the same time!! D=
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yeah...but we will see what importance that Kad has in the Star Wars timeline...the child of Mandalore, the Republic, and the Jedi. What will his effect on the timeline of the Star Wars universe be...I do know that the Null Arc troopers show up in the Legacy of the Force series...and they have grandkids...so I don't know about that.
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I dunno if i read it somewhere or what but Kad was pretty important to Mandalore and it's running and stuff. I dunno.
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It is talked about in the Legacy of the Force series...all of Kal Skirata's "sons" the clone troopers, commandos, and ARC troopers all play a huge part of an underground organization on Mandalore...that even survives the almost whole scale destruction of mandalore by the Yzung-Vong. They run Mandalore from the shadows...even though there is a Chief of Mandalore...a head houncho...they still have all the power from the shadows.
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Haha, and so they should cause they're awesome!! lol
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Yeah although I have one little question...Boba Fett can never return to Mandalore...the IMPERIALS...hit in the Legacy series Mandalore with a nano-killer...(nanite and nanobots designed to kill a particular dna set programmed into them.)....but the clones have the same DNA I think unless the Kaminoians tinkered with them.
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Maybe Boba's was tweaked to be more 'real' cause Jango wanted just a normal son, no super soldier type. 
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Actually Boba was unaltered Jango...but the NULL Class ARC Troopers were tinkered to be better than Jango...by a factor of ten. They could beat up all kinds of opponents and even could survive on their own..trained at age 2...they became feared that they can take over a planet by themselves...and they are even smarter than normal clone troopers...with genius intelligence and with terrifying audiopathic and visual photographic memories..you say it once and they will remember it.
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Lol, yes. I remember all them. XD
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They are so huggable huh?
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Yep, they're psyhcotic weirdness is just... perfect. lol
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I think Mereel would be your man...ha ha...opps Ridge is getting mad.
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OMG!! I LOVE MEREEL!!! He's like mah fav null... then ordo lol.
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Ordo is married no no!
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Guess it's Mereel who will suffer the wrath. XD
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Crazy Clones...like COOKIE CRISP.
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Ha ha ha...I didn't think of that....What a little itsy bitsy problem.
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Aww! Girls love a man in armor and could take care of a child!
This is great! Though he may be thinking a little too far ahead, he'll make a good father. I find it odd that he would give a baby his first armor, might be a little heavy for him.
And this brings up another question: Did that clone even took off his armor in the first place?
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Hmmm...maybe but he isn't going to tell all the deeds he did. He can take it off when he wants to and fast...that armour..and the clone commando armour can come off fast. Clatter and Clunk...only helmet left...tunk...and the full body glove.
If he isn't married it is anti-girl and mosquito repellant...ha ha. The girl needs a can opener....jack hammer, light saber, jaws of life, vibroblade or sword to get in by force.
So yeah...he did...I was laughing so hard while I drew this....DC-1B Baby Proof Blaster..lol.
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Awww, what a man! 
Yeah, the blaster was pretty cute! 
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Here comes the joke...Does he look more like his father or his mother?
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