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Published: 2011-06-26 09:45:23 +0000 UTC; Views: 31215; Favourites: 431; Downloads: 237
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The Arms Dealer is my favorite NPC in Terraria.Not only does he sell the best shit, but he's also way more interesting and charismatic than those other fags.
Why is he such an arrogant prick? Where did he get those guns? And more importantly, where did he come from? Everyone else looks like they hopped out of a medieval fairytale, while the Arms Dealer probably came from downtown Compton or apocalyptic Neo Tokyo or some shit.
Which should be future biomes, so we can shoot up niggas, raid apartments or high security complexes of their porno and have grillz and techno visors as vanity items. Do it Relogic
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Comments: 72
Awakened-Artifact [2011-11-08 13:59:50 +0000 UTC]
Your Description Made me laugh so hard a shot pixies Stix Dust Out my nose. It burns and everything smells like blue rasberry now >.>
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MythOfLight [2011-10-06 22:20:01 +0000 UTC]
my arms dealer ran away and i can't find him. *sobsob*
i'll just keep this in memory of him.
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Forzatoadx [2011-09-22 22:02:11 +0000 UTC]
Could you give him black man lips? It looks kinda off, having caucasian face details and the black skin. I immagined him a lot more like Sam B from Dead Island, look him up
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Team-Friction In reply to Forzatoadx [2012-04-12 08:56:44 +0000 UTC]
WHO DO YOU VOODOO, BITCH??
That is a senselessly fun game.
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Forzatoadx In reply to Team-Friction [2012-04-12 15:18:21 +0000 UTC]
It's so fun, it shouldn't even be legally allowed. AND WHO DO YOU VOODOO BITCH IS JUST AMAZING
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Team-Friction In reply to Forzatoadx [2012-04-13 00:13:19 +0000 UTC]
Just a pity Sam himself seems to hate it now.
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flamedance58 In reply to zyfon7 [2011-07-12 07:45:15 +0000 UTC]
Well he could also be black or Afghan,etc...all we know is he's dark skinned.
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ecnavda In reply to ??? [2011-07-10 11:45:46 +0000 UTC]
oh yeah! awsome work. he should be able to fight in game though!
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sock1995 [2011-07-06 04:34:51 +0000 UTC]
he's from ......... DETROIT!
heard robocop was back
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