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TryingTheBest In reply to ??? [2016-06-13 15:13:04 +0000 UTC]

ugh, fine.... i'll go

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Pun-Master2 In reply to TryingTheBest [2016-06-13 15:13:38 +0000 UTC]

And we maaaaay get shot down, by the by.

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TryingTheBest In reply to Pun-Master2 [2016-06-13 15:16:47 +0000 UTC]

ugh. watever

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Pun-Master2 In reply to TryingTheBest [2016-06-13 15:19:08 +0000 UTC]

And get your two friends to stop kissing. It's making me incredibly uncomfortable.

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TryingTheBest In reply to Pun-Master2 [2016-06-13 15:19:56 +0000 UTC]

who?.. oh..

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Pun-Master2 In reply to TryingTheBest [2016-06-13 15:26:01 +0000 UTC]

She's, what, six thousand? And he's fourteen. And they are in the seats next to me, and I am feeling very uncomfortable.

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TryingTheBest In reply to Pun-Master2 [2016-06-13 15:28:46 +0000 UTC]

don't worry...... *deep breath* peridot, steven, stop making him feel uncomfortable!!!

peridot: why!!??

steven: peridot.. let's judt go to the bathroom~

peridot: uh..... ffor what?....

steven: you'll see

*they head to the bathroom*

at least they left...

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Pun-Master2 In reply to TryingTheBest [2016-06-13 16:27:09 +0000 UTC]

I have very much the federal authority to arrest them for statutory rape.

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TryingTheBest In reply to Pun-Master2 [2016-06-13 16:29:59 +0000 UTC]

it0s not actually rape.... but..... 

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Pun-Master2 In reply to TryingTheBest [2016-06-13 23:05:12 +0000 UTC]

Statutory rape. Not the same as normal rape.

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TryingTheBest In reply to Pun-Master2 [2016-06-13 23:06:19 +0000 UTC]

it is not rape!... both of them want to have it

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Pun-Master2 In reply to TryingTheBest [2016-06-13 23:08:00 +0000 UTC]

Statutory rape is simply defined as "sexual intercourse with a minor."

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TryingTheBest In reply to Pun-Master2 [2016-06-13 23:08:37 +0000 UTC]

then what do you want me to do, they already left

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Pun-Master2 In reply to TryingTheBest [2016-06-13 23:09:53 +0000 UTC]

Um....nothing. Just letting you know you need to get here, the plane's gonna leave soon, and I'm probably going to arrest her.

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TryingTheBest In reply to Pun-Master2 [2016-06-14 00:05:10 +0000 UTC]

her who?

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Pun-Master2 In reply to TryingTheBest [2016-06-14 00:20:51 +0000 UTC]

Peridot.

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TryingTheBest In reply to Pun-Master2 [2016-06-14 00:22:24 +0000 UTC]

...look....she's not actually 5000, she has at least 500..... and steven won't be 14 forever.. 

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Pun-Master2 In reply to TryingTheBest [2016-06-14 00:38:16 +0000 UTC]

Perhaps not, but he's still a minor.

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TryingTheBest In reply to Pun-Master2 [2016-06-14 00:39:41 +0000 UTC]

doesnt it count if she has his mother's age

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Pun-Master2 In reply to TryingTheBest [2016-06-14 00:42:41 +0000 UTC]

...No. He's fourteen.

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TryingTheBest In reply to Pun-Master2 [2016-06-14 00:45:02 +0000 UTC]

mmm...

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Pun-Master2 In reply to TryingTheBest [2016-06-14 00:46:06 +0000 UTC]

Right, I can hear them in the bathroom, I'm breaking that up. *gets up*

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TryingTheBest In reply to Pun-Master2 [2016-06-14 00:46:40 +0000 UTC]

...alright... go ahead

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Pun-Master2 In reply to TryingTheBest [2016-06-14 00:47:28 +0000 UTC]

Thank you. *sounds of walking off and arguing*

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TryingTheBest In reply to Pun-Master2 [2016-06-14 00:48:18 +0000 UTC]

...*sighs*

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Pun-Master2 In reply to TryingTheBest [2016-06-14 00:49:31 +0000 UTC]

*comes back*
I let them off with a warning.

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TryingTheBest In reply to Pun-Master2 [2016-06-14 00:53:14 +0000 UTC]

what was it?

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Pun-Master2 In reply to TryingTheBest [2016-06-14 01:39:53 +0000 UTC]

Like I thought. But...they do love each other. So, I told them to keep the sexual activity away; romantic stuff isn't illegal, after all.

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TryingTheBest In reply to Pun-Master2 [2016-06-14 01:41:31 +0000 UTC]

alright

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Pun-Master2 In reply to TryingTheBest [2016-06-14 01:42:01 +0000 UTC]

But anyways, I'd like to go to Mexico NOW, please. I'd prefer Hugh to stay alive.

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TryingTheBest In reply to Pun-Master2 [2016-06-14 01:43:15 +0000 UTC]

well, then... i can increase the plane's speed,....

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Pun-Master2 In reply to TryingTheBest [2016-06-14 01:43:53 +0000 UTC]

How? When did you board the plane?

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TryingTheBest In reply to Pun-Master2 [2016-06-14 01:44:58 +0000 UTC]

(i'm right with you?)

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Pun-Master2 In reply to TryingTheBest [2016-06-14 01:46:22 +0000 UTC]

So....how do you plan on making the plane go any faster?

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TryingTheBest In reply to Pun-Master2 [2016-06-14 01:48:06 +0000 UTC]

easy.... sleep...

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Pun-Master2 In reply to TryingTheBest [2016-06-14 01:50:59 +0000 UTC]

.....You wise-ass. How do you even know those two?

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TryingTheBest In reply to Pun-Master2 [2016-06-14 01:53:24 +0000 UTC]

meh... i just was checking beach city when i found them flirting...

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Pun-Master2 In reply to TryingTheBest [2016-06-14 01:55:42 +0000 UTC]

Oh, good.

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TryingTheBest In reply to Pun-Master2 [2016-06-14 01:56:40 +0000 UTC]

is that sarcasm?

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Pun-Master2 In reply to TryingTheBest [2016-06-14 01:57:24 +0000 UTC]

Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, I don't know.

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TryingTheBest In reply to Pun-Master2 [2016-06-14 01:58:22 +0000 UTC]

*sighs* at least i'm not the only wise-ass...~

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Pun-Master2 In reply to TryingTheBest [2016-06-14 02:02:23 +0000 UTC]

Oh, I take pride in my wise-ass...ness...

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TryingTheBest In reply to Pun-Master2 [2016-06-14 02:04:12 +0000 UTC]

good for u~

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Pun-Master2 In reply to TryingTheBest [2016-06-14 02:05:17 +0000 UTC]

How are you doing that to your voice? With the tilde?

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TryingTheBest In reply to Pun-Master2 [2016-06-14 02:08:09 +0000 UTC]

ñeh i'm practicing

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Pun-Master2 In reply to TryingTheBest [2016-06-14 02:12:08 +0000 UTC]

For what? The tilde olympics or some weird thi-there's a joke in there somewhere, dammit.

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TryingTheBest In reply to Pun-Master2 [2016-06-14 02:13:15 +0000 UTC]

... *snores*

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Pun-Master2 In reply to TryingTheBest [2016-06-14 02:16:04 +0000 UTC]

...Alright, maybe just one-
*passes out*

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TryingTheBest In reply to Pun-Master2 [2016-06-14 02:16:55 +0000 UTC]

woah, you ok?......

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Pun-Master2 In reply to TryingTheBest [2016-06-14 02:19:15 +0000 UTC]

*intense snoring*

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