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Published: 2014-02-13 10:26:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 15932; Favourites: 328; Downloads: 12
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Come to dark sideΒWe have lemonade
I really hope he will survive this chase this time =w=
Probably most Creepypasta is in the dark side, then have a look the dark family photo =w=
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Meh. God swag automatically gives you more badassness than any mortal can ever have.
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once again. obviously you haven't met me.
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I don't have to meet you to know that you'll lose against a god since I know that you're a foolish mortal. C:
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lose against a god yeah might be how it goes. maybe justΒ maybe. but not if I've got death with me.
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No, silly, God of Death is his brother!
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yeah im one of his motha fuckin reapers!
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and fuck it hes going down!
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Nope. You are helpless against him. He'll wipe you off the face of the univeeeerse~
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gonna be a little more difficult than that.
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I honestly don't give a shit. all these immortal assholes keep underestimating mortals not knowing what we're capable of.
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They have reasons for that. ^^
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and its usually what leads to their downfall.
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Lolnope.
Let me explain something:Β fav.me/d7m8oph
Now imagine what would happen if it was Zalgo in this god's place.Β Calling mortal "fucked" in this situation would be a BIIIIIG underestimation.
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well who ever said that all you had to do was out fight them.
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I didn't say so. Actually, all you have to do is give up and stop trying. ^^
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now you see that's what makes mortals different. some of us don't give up. immortals get bored.
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And when they get bored, they eliminate you. :3
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or at least they try to.
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Always 'cuz they're superior.
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ever hear the expression if you strike down i'll only become stronger.
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They don't care, they'll still kick your mortal ass.
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wow, you really under estimate mortals.
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I don't. I'm just being honest. :3
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as my ancestors would say. 'oiΒ ye be trifflen with the wrong bastard.'
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I kill Zalgo using blender XDDΒ
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well that might work. though I prefer the swords.
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I like your style of Zalgo very interesting and... *notices sunglasses* Now that just fabulous
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I just like he wearing that
it will remain his humor
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Nice job. You did really well!
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thank you dear
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Tears: I once called Zalgo gay, but Graffiti, you have beat me to the punch.
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Graff: It means that I can beat you >:3
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Tears: I wouldn't go that far...*soul shattering smile*...I still have enough strength to break your spine.
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Graff: You have to catch me first !!! *run away*
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Tears:*turns super muscular, and runs after Graff* Β
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