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Published: 2012-01-24 21:59:23 +0000 UTC; Views: 10398; Favourites: 71; Downloads: 390
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Description This here is *Kindii , laryngectomizing some tinies at her night job at the factory. Don't worry, those tinies are bad people, murderers and the like sentenced to be sold as living toys to little children. This procedure is necessary to keep them from subjecting the children to profanity.


...what?! I swear, this was all Kindii's idea! She's not as innocent as she seems.


The open webpage in Kindii's laptop is by *GTPanda (who does not wish to be associated with this render!)
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Comments: 55

UndefinedError In reply to ??? [2012-01-24 23:23:34 +0000 UTC]

But but, so how does it sound when laryngectomized people giggle?

And... um,
Name one thing that's impossible about this procedure!

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Kindii In reply to UndefinedError [2012-01-24 23:40:58 +0000 UTC]

Like wheezing air I guess. And like I said, they can still talk after extensive speech therapy.

One? *quells 20+ impossible things that come to mind* How about the whole piercing their windpipes, thus not allowing air to be directed properly to the lungs and suffocating them thing?

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UndefinedError In reply to Kindii [2012-01-24 23:55:03 +0000 UTC]

But.. they have these little boxes with straws for that! The pre-handled ones in the left has it lying next to them waiting for you.

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Lassic In reply to ??? [2012-01-24 22:45:41 +0000 UTC]

^^' well, we didn't talk in a while, sadly, so i couldn't know for sure
but at least i said "I didn't know you're like that" - does that make it a bit better for you? ^^'

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