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Published: 2012-02-04 03:48:12 +0000 UTC; Views: 50819; Favourites: 567; Downloads: 919
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Trixie gets a villain song! joke's on her, though, 'cuz it was a second-rate villain song sequence from a profoundly second-rate movie.yes i know Pinkie and Fluttershy weren't in "Boast Busters" but you know what you and i are just going to forget about that now because of friendship.
used some vectors here and there:
-a screenshot of the opening over Ponyville, because i pretty much ran out of time
-this vector is wedged in there somewhere
-and somewhere around here is the stained glass Discord vector i used, but i can't seem to find it anymore
"You're Only Second Rate" (c) Disney, from The Return of Jafar
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (c) Hasbro, Lauren Faust, et al
feel free to use this to make recordings, movies, tantric sexual rites, whatever. send them to me and i will put them here.
EDIT 2/6/2012: case in point, a recording here by
EDIT 8/3/2013: aaaaaaaaa have a recording by
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Comments: 195
Really, it was pretty much the only good part of Return of Jafar, song or not. That movie... ugh.
Still, nice to see the song repurposed so well.
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Trixie: *exit, stage left, pursued by Ursa Minor*
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I'd have gone with a "Bambi Meets Godzilla" homage m'self, but that works. As does this tune/character matchup, natch.
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Oh most definitely, I just couldn't resist a Tempest reference.
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Understandable.
Ursa: (pauses, lifts paw. Contemplates blueberry jam smeared across said paw. Starts licking)
Mane Three outta Six: (collective wince)
Pinkie: "Looks like she *tastes* FIRST rate!"
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This is pretty ironic considering Trixie is the 2nd most powerful unicorn we've seen. Unless you count pumpkin cake.
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Braeburn's mark on the crate? She's going to Appleoosa! This means nothing, but it's fun to notice things.
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Then she took a 13 gauge to the flank by me and became second rate glue
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thers a 13 gauge? i wouldve jsut unloaded a clip of an ak47 on her
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You know what lets go with a German MG-42 cause it shoots faster than a chainsaw
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ok, or we could use a predator drone!
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Or a V-2 Rocket
(major WW2 Nerd *cough*)
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(its ok, i love ww2)
NUCLEAR BOMB?
*bomb....bomb.... dangit zelda~!*
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I have been waiting for this for so very long, great job!
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Pinkie and Fluttershy were in Boast Busters, they just weren't foreground and didn't have lines.
That said, I saw the youtube vid to this tune, but oh my god it's even better in comic form.
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I actually wrote lyrics for a Trixie song as well.
"Hello, poor peasant ponyfolk,
Come see my magic show,
You won't believe what I can do,
And I know you want to know,
My name is Trixie, but not just that,
I'm GREAT and POWERFUL,
I've slain an URSA MAJOR,
For I am brave and bold!
Step up here, if you dare think
That you can challenge me,
Do you have the skill to beat,
The Great and Powerful Trixie?
A pegasus, her mane so bright
But messy and unkempt
Her bold-as-brass bravado
Belaying her contempt
See her make a rainbow,
with her fancy flying tricks,
You ooh and aah at simple things,
You small-town country hicks.
Well, I'll show you a spectacle,
Like you have never seen,
See the sparkles in the air,
Their brilliant-coloured sheen.
You'll never see such fireworks,
Such thunderous displays,
Forget about that rainbow foal,
'cause I'll be here all day.
Step up here, if you dare think
That you can challenge me,
Do you have the skill to beat,
The Great and Powerful Trixie?
And now the farmer, Applejack,
With hat and southern drawl
I admit, you have a knack
for lassos, so show us all
See her spin the rope about,
Jumping to and fro,
She has some meagre skill, no doubt
But now comes the REAL show.
My horn aglow, I take the stage,
The rope now in my thrall,
I mesmerize the farmer filly
And hog-tie her in front of all.
Step up here, if you dare think
That you can challenge me,
Do you have the skill to beat,
The Great and Powerful Trixie?
A unicorn I come to face,
The prissy Rarity,
Who says a unicorn needs grace,
And style, and austerity.
She takes the curtain from my show,
And weaves a fancy dress -
As though this was a fashion show -
I'm surely not impressed.
Lets see how graceful you become,
When Trixie does her work,
Your fancy mane shall now succumb,
And turn the shade of river murk
Step up here, if you dare think
That you can challenge me,
Do you have the skill to beat,
The Great and Powerful Trixie?
Will nopony challenge,
The Great and Powerful Trixie?
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That's actually really great.
But 'powerFUL' doesn't rhyme with bold.
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This is such a perfect fit for her. Beautifully done.
Now if you'll excuse me, I believe I just spotted a Gespenst in the little preview of the rest of your gallery, so I'm gonna go spend the rest of the afternoon ogling those. (I'm a mecha-holic, what can I say?)
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Then Twilight showed up and kicked her ass for ridiculing her friends so bad.
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For this whole thing I was hearing the song "Playing With The Big Boys" in my head for some reason. It just fits. Awesome job, btw.
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Oh. My. Goodness. THIS IS EPIC!!! I seriously cannot overstate how awesome this is! Every panel in this is made of pure awesomeness!!!
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Hey Trixie! I challenge your "great and powerful" might, for it is you who is second rate!
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Notice how Twilight isn't in the song sequence, and Trixie looks positively demented in the later stages of the song...
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I notice Twilight ain't there, and no matter how demented she is, I won't be intimidated. Besides, her own hubris will be her weakness.
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Very good, are there any MLP villains left to use?
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Trixie doing what she does best.
Being better than everypony.
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shoyru: how about putting the power to the test *starts doing hand signs*
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NOSTALGIA!!! And I love the Discord joker card! XD
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