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Published: 2011-02-17 00:18:15 +0000 UTC; Views: 439; Favourites: 17; Downloads: 31
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Yeeeej. Arlene and Serana
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Serana: Cannibal Vampires can't get STD's 
Arlene: *Facepalms*
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Apollo: Vultures can, but it doesn't affect us at all, only spreads it...
Wathaniel: ... *whispers into Arlene's ear* I couldn't be gladder for finding you first...
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Arlene: Shes special.... *whispers back*
Serana: *Chuckles* That's interesting
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Wathaniel: Oh please, I know the definition of special...
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Serana: You know... As the mistress of sound.. I can hear you..
Arlene:
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Wathaniel: I'm glad, so I dont have to whisper anymore since it would make no difference...
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Serana: My flirty nature may some times be mistaken for being easy... *crosses her arms*
Arlene: No kidding...
Serana: But I love my husband.. And would never cheat on him...
Arlene: You'll never convince me sis...
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Wathaniel: I seem to missunderstand the definition of "Being faithful"... Weren't you just offering Apollo to join in bed with- not only your husband- but another man as well...?
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Serana: That was a flirtorious joke.. *smiles a little* I make them all the time..
Arlene: You still had a threesome with Kao and Zao.... <.<
Serana: That was Kao's idea. And I didnt mind since they are twins...
Arlene: But Zao is a rapeist.. >.<
Serana: Which makes it all better
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Wathaniel: I hate to actually ask you for something... But perhaps I am allowed to remove myself from her presence, Mistress...?
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Arlene: *Sighs and nods* Sure....
Serana: *crosses her arms and shakes her head*
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Wathaniel: *runs his fingers over the pocket watch while he walked away*... Besides, the kids just might eat the neighbors if I dont prepare dinner soon... *sighs and dissapears*
Apollo: << ... >> ...
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Serana: Oh right.. Your children. When do I get to meet them..?
Arlene: Hopefully never..
Serana: Why not..?
Arlene: Lets just say Wathaniel has a point... <.<
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Apollo: ... You're letting him devour your children?
Caleb: *sneaks closer and jumps on his back* And he wont even share! Isn't that mean?!
Apollo: ARGH! Caleb You're a little heavier now than when you were in the form of a child, Remember?!
Caleb: *giggles*
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Serana: You what..?
Arlene: Yes I am..
Serana: Why? O_o
Arlene: Because it's forced children..
Serana: You could at least drain them for blood then.. <.< You know how much we can earn on childrens blood?
Arlene: ...
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Apollo: I agree with her >> Why overfeed a old vulture when you could have the gain...?
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Arlene: I will not drain my own children >.<
Serana: Then have that... Servant or whatever you call the freak.. Do it for you..
Arlene: His name is Wathaniel.. -.-
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Apollo: Huh, you actually bother with his name even...
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Arlene: Everyone has a name.. And I respect creatures. So I call them by their names..
Serana: Then why do you call me Seri..?
Arlene: Because everyone else does...
Serana: Not anymore.. People started to call me kitten. Which I find as an insult!!
Arlene: .... *pulls out a playmouse*
Serana: .... *stares at it* Don't you dare...
Arlene: at least I'm not sleeping on bookshelfs...
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Caleb: o.o ... Can I have that? Please?
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Arlene: Sure.. *tosses him the mouse*
Serana: *Fingertwitches* Think other thought think other thoughts think other thoughts..
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Caleb: *catches the mouse with his mouth and purrs hapilly*
Apollo: Heeeey careful with that thing!
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Arlene: .... I wont miss it.. Serana already ate so many of them..
Serana: Shut up you damn child abandoner!
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Apollo: ... Why do you two even want to keep in contact again? >>
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Apollo: Hell knows how THAT happened...
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Serana: Easy.. We came from the same hole..
Arlene: at the same time..
Serana: Hey! I was out first..
Arlene: And who sais that..? You never asked mom right..?
Serana: ... I just assumed I'm oldest.. <.<
Arlene: Pfft..
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Apollo: ... Or maybe...
Caleb: Your mother had a massive vagina and just spilled both out at the same time!
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Serana: .... <.<
Arlene: No I doubt that..
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Caleb: Its a possibility... >>
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Serana: Who is this kid?
Arlene: Caleb...
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Apollo: He's the house's little psycho...
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Serana: What a happy looking kid...
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Apollo: Yap... The happier in the house... Unless he doesn't get sex.
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Serana: Kinda like me
Arlene: Yeah.. Only you go badshit crazy and murder everything without a hard on within 6 kilometers.... <.<
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Caleb: >< I can do that too!
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Serana: Like me 
Arlene: *Facepalm*
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Caleb: ... She sounds better than Hermes << ...
Apollo: Anything is better than Hermes... Even...
Caleb: Herpes?
Apollo: Nah, that joke is getting old...
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Serana: Oh you bet I am..
Arlene: i liked you better when the Captain was dead..
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Caleb: Captain...? Are you guys pirates?
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Serana: AYE! We drink rum like water and ye'll all daid if we board yar wessel.
Arlene: *shakes her head*
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Caleb: ... I couln't understand a thing, BUT SOUNDS AWESOME!
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Caleb: *giggles, holding tightly to Apollo's neck*
Apollo: ... I... Cont... Breath...
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Serana: Poor guy...
Arlene: *snickers*
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Apollo: He's the kid of the group.
Caleb: And you're the sex addict.
Apollo: In that case Ophelia is... The mother...?
Caleb: Sounds like an awful porn movie.
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Serana: You are absolutely right.. It does..
Arlene: Hey. I bet Apollo would love meeting Nelanna... 
Serana: ......
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Serana: You could call her our third wheel..
Arlene: Long lost thriplet..
Serana: She was born with Aida and Shoshanna.... For about 3000 years ago... Been around watching us get reborn ever since..
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Apollo: Sounds...
Caleb: Confusing!
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