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Published: 2014-11-14 10:55:08 +0000 UTC; Views: 80116; Favourites: 752; Downloads: 255
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"Her heart strong as horse..."Shipping and Descendant Warning :
Spike X Rarity(Nightmare pony) = Sparity(Daughter)
Pinkie Pie X ??? = Super Surprise(Descendant)
(Spifire X Soarin) X (Daring Do X Ahuizotl) = Aerial Ace(Descendant)
Big Macintosh X Fluttershy = Apple Eden (Descendant)
Warning : This story takes place 100 years after Rarity dead. This story base on season 4. So anything that happened in season 5 will have nothing to do with this story.
Warning : This story's an alternate universe and is really crazy at times. Futa-spell or the magic that can make female pony impregnate another female pony doesn't exist.
Warning : a lot of 4th wall breaking and referencing. Sharing universe with "To Love God - To Love Mortal" but in the future and more crazy. *You don't need to read "To Love God - To Love Mortal" to understand this story. It's just have many Easter egg for that story here.*
If you confused about chronology of this story, You can watch this timeline to help you => vavacung.deviantart.com/art/Cr…
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I'm actually planning in resurrecting both Hanna and Barbera to do the animation by themselves...and unfrost Disney so he can take the world with his Mickey Mouse's nazi army also xD
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OK, now that's kind of shooting for the stars...
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Everyone knows Hitler actually escaped to America in a sub and build a secret base under the magic castle in the park with Disney's approbation filled with nazi future tech and mutant gorillas with swastikas...i don't wanna be in there as a tourist the day Walt decide to begin the invasion...
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And now your really off on a tangent.
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I will just call my nazi cousin just to prove all of this Disney's nazi shit is real
TNBi
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Derpy saluting in the British style?
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Actually some neo-nazis gives this salute to hidden the "Hail" sign (other just put their closed fist over their chest or heart)
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Never knew that. Learn something new everyday.
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Yes! *pound her chest with her closed fist* :3
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Your an easily amused one, aren't you?
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Yes, actually Hitler's energetic speeches really amused me in the past...did i told ya i was part of the Schutzstaffel in the past and killed many ruskies in the front? Old good times...i think i still keep my old Luger and some ruskies gold teeth hidden somewhere from loiters eyes...
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Old Lugers were nice weapons, but not as nice as a M1911A!
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Perhaps in the battlefield, yes, but they look great in my old uniform and they sell better in the black collection market...especially if you have one original and with the SS engraved in the pistols side-grips! Also ruskies embalmed ears, jew's watches and gold from any source, and other "paraphernalia" and war prizes are well sold this days!
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My preference is American gear. And I don't need war prize, I have scars.
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I prefer instead a mix of European and some other countries gear. Like the belgian SCAR-H Mk. 17 assault rifle...the USA AR-15 jams and sucks so much they now officially accepted an need to replace them by buying SCAR's stocks from Belgium n.n
And I prefer a flawless body as a proof of my Goodness state and a room full of heads in picks and prizes from my fallen enemies!! Sitting in my throne there makes me EPIC
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The AR-15 only jams if left uncleaned. Mine operates quite well, thank you and the Stocks have nothing to do with jamming. Its the bolt and the Upper receiver.
And I like my scars, every one is a story, a tale to be told. And I don't need proof of being Good, it doesn't exist. I prefer to sit on my throne and think of past glory's and glory's to come.
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And eventually to become...
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I see someone which actually knows about weaponry....nice n.n. Still, i think last SCAR models surpass the AR-15 in many aspects
Personally I prefer to be an immortal tyrant like Celestia before being an old Conan like in the first image which was probably wise at that age what couldn't punch again another camel without having some severe pain in his back :3
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I own several and mod them. I know something about Firearms. As for the SCAR, well its after my time and comparing it to a civilian version of a military rifle is counterproductive.
No, I would prefer Conan. Immortality is a curse. Trust me on this. Who wants to outlive everyone and see all you know fall away?
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Ikr about the supposed "curse" about immortality...you see all your beloved one decaying and dying with the time...but since i don't have anyone, and at the end i know humanity too well to care a fuck about any of them, i keep on immortality
Personally if I could get a super-power (without having from the beginning the option which is my final objective ofc) I would love to have DC's Vandal Savage powers...immortality, eternal youth, high intelligence, wisdom and experience in basically any science and skill, existence since the born of the humanity...damn, even Ra's Al Ghul is like a baby compared to him (and if they share certain traits)...and what would i do with his powers? Easy, to govern and manipulate humanity from the background, to raise my final empire and rule this wasteland to a better world...with me as a TYRANT ofc...and finally, after eons, when i learn all the secrets of the universe, when i have the power to shatter even God's soul...to remake the entire universe from zero into a better thing...a place where i can actually give a damn about others and use all the empathy i have inside again, since they worth it (no more traitors, backstabbers greedy son of a bitches that kill for money/power/some bitch-guy/fame/etc, or would only use that kind of power to be eternal dictators and rape anything that moves...)...basically a world of "equals" n.n
That's my dream...your second image in your previous post shows Conan and you as a shadow of the past, to be just forgotten into the darkness of history...
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My dear Saxton Hale wanna-be, I have played so many things in my whole life, i probably have a whole mix of universes in my head right now xD
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I still don't know who Saxton Hale is. And I have done quite a bit in my life. I wasn't raised to sit on my arse and do nothing. Do you want to stand before your maker and asks what you di in life and say "Nothing."? I intend to pull out a book and start reading. A short but happy life is better than a dull and long life.
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Just watch the fake old comics covers and laught a while xD He is basically the Aussie version of Chuck Norris
"And I have done quite a bit in my life. Do you want to stand before your maker and asks what you di in life and say "Nothing."?"
Be for sure i have done enough in my life to repay any bad karma i could supposedly have from 40 lives ago...I'm happy with my decisions, even when i helped so many people or win wisdom at the cost of lossing many of my time, my life and most of my love and empathy for others and perhaps a part of my soul in the process. Now I'm near empty, but a black hole is emptiness by itself and it can pull and destroy anything...
"I wasn't raised to sit on my arse and do nothing"
Did your father slapped you and sent to work as a shoe-cleaning boy on the cold streets in winter when you was only 6 yrs old? And did he put you in the army when you was 16? O.o
"A short but happy life is better than a dull and long life."
(sounds like you are ready to use your M1911A at any time when you find realized or older...just be sure to aim for the head and use hollow ammo)
I agree, but instead i offer you a little twist, a short, perhaps unhappy life, but filled with wisdom and good actions obtained traveling in the net of the hardest paths and decisions is more gratifying...you may be surprised about what do you find at the end n.n
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Screw that! I want to see the world, feel the adrenaline! Do things and know that the mountain was there, I climbed it, and I had the satisfaction of peeing off the cliff. I want to see what's beyond the horizons, I want to know what is beyond the next hill. Maybe that's what's wrong of late, why I have been unhappy. The last year was so slow I did basically nothing! I grew content. That must change, I need a new job and a new course set! I wonder if anyone is hiring mercenarys...
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"Maybe that's what's wrong of late, why I have been unhappy. The last year was so slow I did basically nothing! I grew content. That must change, I need a new job and a new course set!"
That's the spirit soldier! Now MOVE THAT LAZY ASS AND STOP LOSING TIME IN THIS SITE AND CLOPPING WITH GOOD DAMN PONIES! Look for new adventures and be sure to kill every dolphin you find in your way!
"I wonder if anyone is hiring mercenarys..."
I think both Spain and France are still hiring foreign soldier for their armies, since their citizens prefer to be drunk all the day and got a fat full stomach. There is also the Africa/Middle east options if you dare for the risk ♪♪♪
So now seriously, if you are not just trolling this time, i'm seriously glad to had made you rethink about your life, be sure to take this opportunity...take this bless from a dying person as me (not kidding this time )
PD: If you trolled me, rot in ponies' hell n.n
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"We owe God a Death, for none of us get out of life alive."
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Yeah, and God owes us so much for all his/her/it/whatever flaws it should pay us with its very own soul...I just hope we don't just get a damn plaque at the end with a "We apologize for the inconvenience" like in "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
Now move soldier and no more Fallout Equestria clopping!
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Clopping? Wait? That's really a thing? I just thought it was some kind of sick joke?
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No, clopping is real, and rule 34 is its proud flag
Sick joke? Is your reaction to it like Twi's one?
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Damn you, damn you to hell! I thought I had seen the worst in humanity in the brothels of South East Asia and Europe, and the joy houses of Korea, and the really nifty houses of ill repute in the Ukraine and the really cool ranch in Vegas and that funny girl in Philadelphia who brought me my beer bottle without using her hands. But that takes the cake!
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Perhaps now you know the true mysteries behind the dark side of the internet, you wanna try something "different"? A date with Shining Armor? A "tentacle" massage? Rule 34 can surpass the best XXX shows in Thailand, I can assure you that!
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You've never been to Thailand. You don't know the glory's to be found there. Didn't I tell you before its better to have "Done" something than look at it?
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Perhaps i was never in Thailand, but i know *very well* about the "services" and shows/spectacles in there. The legendary "open a beer glass bottle just with your vagina" began in there
Also...what did you EXACTLY did in Thai? I'm seeing you now with other, more darker eyes... -.- (Pedobear detected!)
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They were all above the age of consent! Honest! It was just business! I mean the things I did there are nothing in comparison to what I did in Brazil and Uruguay!
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Yeah sureee....specially since the Thai gov has a "double laws" policy and make the age of consent of their slaves...er i mean citizens equal to 5 years old for the foreign tourists...
The "It was just business" or "A business trip" is a really worn-out old excuse...
When you arrive to Thai's airport they ask you: "Why are you here? Business? Vacations? Pedophilia?" Any of the 3 options are approved
You did "things" in Brazil? Perhaps, there is not so much difference with Thai actually (*including* the trannies and she-boys xD)
Here in Uruguay? I doubt so, we shoot rapists and sexual tourists on sight, and bury them in some field where they are never to be found (Ok, Ok, they found some bones and skeletons from time to time...but those are generally old and the police doesn't even care to investigate...)
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I don't come through Airports. I come across borders in camo via night insertions or in convoys. Business isn't what you think it is. Its more fun.
And profitable. If I want my jollys, I don't pay for it.
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I still wonder if you ever fell (intentionally or not) in a "it's a trap" situation in Thai or Brazil xD
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I'm still alive. That answer your question? Then again I did mention scars.
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xD
Idk if you can call 'em "battle scars" xDDDDDD
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I know what "Its a Trap" is from. The only thing Ackbar wanted to do when he got to Endor was get the hell out of dodge! And in the novels he milked that 'Victory' for decades!
Should I come to wherever your from and show them to you? I have bullet holes in me! Well, very well healed and cosmetically hidden bullet holes and well masked knife scars. Honestly the only real one still visible is above my eye where the eyebrow never fully regrew. And that one is just damn embarrassing. A girls teeth did that one to me. Her teeth! Almost had my eye!
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Should i remark (so it doesn't go unnoticed or if you are avoiding the fact) that the "it's a trap" meme in relation with countries like Thai and Brazil is a BADDDD IDEA
I bet you have many other scars and "new holes"don't "precisely" from battles, knives, bullets or even teeth...
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Eh, Brazil wasn't that bad. In and out, easy peasy like a lemon squeezy. Most damage these days is blunt trauma. More of a bruising than actual cuts or holes. Think the last time I got a cut was when I sliced my hand open on a sharp piece of metal and dripped blood all over my shirt. Hand is still a bit stiff.
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Don't keep avoiding the fact you probably fall in a "trap" during some relaxing night in Thai or Brazil...
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I fell into no traps. everything was well planned. the objective secured and then demolished. There were no survivors.
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Your kind of random, you know that?
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No, I'm not, perhaps you are still not full aware of the concept of "it's a trap"or you just want to keep under the radar
So, to put in on the table, if you probably visited Thai or Brazil, and got so leisure time, you received "more you would expected" (A.K.A., hired a whore, and get a tranny instead xD) Hope it didn't hurt! You can always keep those "special moments" as "mementos" (or scars from "war") from your vacations/missions xDDDD
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No, never had something like that happen. And if it did there would be body's. And like I said, I don't pay for it. I go out and meet girls and get to know them. Or sleep with the maids, they usually have gone through a background check.
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yep. now offically want a apple eden toy now ^^
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