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Published: 2006-04-05 03:31:21 +0000 UTC; Views: 8352; Favourites: 18; Downloads: 598
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Uh. I just messed with this a little bit. It's supposed to be this doofy thing. Of me. Because some people want to see me god knows why. I look like a boy. People think I AM a boy. I just got a haircut today so now I even look more like a boy than ever! I shop at Target. Where there's cheap preppy polos and stupid t-shirts that say "respect my peeps" with the marshmellows birds covered in bling.I also like long walks down not beaches because sand really does get everywhere. A park is good. City is good. Unless the city has sand. Then I'm no good.
I look so emo. I am about to cry cos I dropped my icecream on the floor. OH NOO. All right I'll stop babbling, and it just has a word bubble because it looked better with it because i hoped you look at it instead of my face too closely. HA. I'm crafty.
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You got, like, the most awesome camera ever!! It captures speech and presents them as balloons! ^_^ And c'mon, you got a cute face, especially your nose. But I bet you'd look beautiful with longer hair!
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Hahahahaa thanks! I plan on growing it back out eventually. I just hate how it feels when it's in that midlength state.
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I got my hair cut real short too. . .the hairdresser said it was like Keira Knightley's in Domino when she cut it, but somehow I can't get it to look like that >_>. Not even ten days later somebody behind my was trying to get my attention and said "Sir" to me, despite the fact I was wearing a tight babydoll, and hiphigh jeans >_>. Now I hate my hair again.
I think you're darling. . .you do look like a girl. I have to wear makeup to look like a girl and I still look like a boy with breasts in makeup.
ZOMG. I LOVE TARGET.
I bought my gauchos from there.
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TARGET IS ZE BEST. I think people are blind. CLEARLY. Because Vidar said that people thought he looked like a girl and he looks so not like a girl. So. PEOPLE SUCK AT SEEING.
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HELLS YES. I could understand back in day when I worse baggy shirts and stuff, but now I'm fitted tees and cargo pants all the way! XD
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OH NOES. and it was pretty damn good icecream too T_T Why do I always, like, do this?
If this doesn't talk about the nature of life, I don't know WHAT DOES
And shuddup you're kewt.
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Hahahahaha! Gravity is OUR ENEMY. Icecream's enemy anyways.
And thanks. You're sweet. T_T
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I would like to see the whole head! Yar! Cuz Now we see only a part of a new haircut *whine*
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Awwwww. It's not that awesome. Just imagine the rest of it shaved.
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*-* ... yarrrr... yarrr... yarrr...
*amore* <3
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YES I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE...I miss my banges...I had just them grown out to my chin...and the back was shaved...and i thought it would be coool to cut it...now i look like a boy again
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Awww! My bangs were to my chin too, and shaved in the back, and I just shaved the front too. Cos I couldn't see....
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that's why I think I did it...but I miss my hair
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SUCCESS!
you look... strangely young...
and hey I've known guys who people think are girls (including myself when I was a kid harr harr).
funky.
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Awww! Maybe people are just blind. Maybe that's it. And I always look painfully young. Everybody always asks me why I'm not like, taking the TAAS test or something or if I'm skipping highschool when I go out during the day.
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haha. you're living a HORRIBLE LIFE vert.
now I just picture random people looking at you with the mad eye like you're guilty for not sticking in school.
too bad you don't have sideburns like real MEN! because we all now... sideburns is what... makes the world go round...?
whatever they rock either way.
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I KNOW. But I would really be sort of scary with sideburns. I don't think I can even grow them....
I love sideburns though. I love them on guys and it saddens me that they're not as popular around here as they SHOULD be.
I'M SUCH A REBEL. *tips over the sugarjar*
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and I seriously can't believe more girls aren't totally jelous over the fact that sideburns aren't for them.
..although to some extent I wish it was.
or they should have hair hanging down on the sides to try and imitate sideburns... haha... hmmm
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Sideburns are totally killer. And muttonchops on the right guy. Totally killer. There's this gy at the place I work at, and he can't grow hairo n his head for the life of him, but he has the best muttonchops ever. Seriously.
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so are we talking looney ol man mutton chops here? ([link] )
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Hahahahaha! Uhhhhhh....wow.
*expects a bird to pop out of the muttonchops*
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either way it IS a very strange photo vert. it's one of them photos that I think I can smell something from at second glance... only to realize it's on a screen. and then being confound of what the hell that brief smell just was. I think it might have been something similar to that... thing you have in these odd cakes. those cakes even have their own day on the year in which to celebrate them (saying that makes me realize that that very cake is more important than most people... having it's own day and all... bastard).
either way help me out here... they're sorta split in half and with some cream inbetween these soft bread like cushons and then there's this strange substance in the middle... just as fascinating everytime.
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I really dont' know what cake you're talking about. I'll have to investigate. Hmmmmmm.
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well shit... okay then.. just... forget all about it. NO DISNEY LAND FOR YOU!
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So... is this the before or the after pic?
Lookin' good, kiddo! I really don't undertand why you hadn't posted a picture before! Apart from, you know, keeping your air of meesstery (dun dun DUN).
You go girl! You would be keeping the d00ds away with a stick if you weren't so emo all the time
Nice glasses (and word bubble) too, btw.
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Geeeeeee. This is the before pic. I couldn't find any nice girly clothes that didn't look, stupid.
And I FEEL WEIRD. Looking at myself. And I like being mysterious. Mystery is HOT.
*knocks your icecream to the floor*
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Curses! There goes my ice cream! Why'd you do that for?
If it helps, you'll always be a weird-looking male avatar to me
And, by the way, let me get this straight: Your idea of "more feminine" involves shaving your head? ^^ Even Natalie Portman couldn't pull that off! (not that I'm implying that she's hotter than you, of course)
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HAHAHA. No. I lose. It was bothering me. I meant to grow it out.
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Ie been wondering what you look like for years!
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NOW YOU KNOW. *removes sheet from face*
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aahhhh your so cute. 
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Awww thanks, tad boyish is fine.
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well i can see why people might think you're a boy its prolly the haircut and the pic has your head cropped out so there are some details missing but anyway i think your cute though, one quetion why dont you try and leave your hair grow ???
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Hahahahaha, thanks, hair is heavy. And it makes my head hot. And I used to have it down to the small of my back and this girl tried to staple it to the desk behind me so I cut it. I haven't had it long since...
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oooookkkaaayyyy stapling it that's p-r-e-t-t-y wierd, but i think u might look interesting with a different hair style
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you're allright. And your drawings have something in their lines from your look sometimes 
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Hahahahaha! Thanks. I always think people always draw things that kind of look like them somehow. Even though I never really felt that applied to myself. Or saw it anyways.
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I'm so jealous of peopel that can take uber cute pictures *sends jealously waves in your general direction* I have the horrible stick-out-your-tongue disease when it comes to pictures. ><
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I did that but I looked like I had a disease. So I used the other one where I look totally sad for no reason.
Awww, and thank you. I bet you take cutie pictures. 8__8
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8_8 not as cute as you T_T
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omf stop saying that you are so full of crap. :d
...:loffs:
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Oh hell yeah. That's a great idea. I also need crazy hats.
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Everyone looks good with a Bogart hat, lol.
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