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Idun: Not real!? Why are you so mean today? I was having a good time today.

Vieregg: Like you are sadly only in my imagination.

Idun: You know I bought into that BS that you are the creator of this whole world and we are all a figment of your imagination.
But I talked to doctors at Ullevål. They say you have been there several times for delusions. They were well aware of your claims to be the creator of this world. Do you know they make jokes about you over there?

Vieregg: Eh... yeah but that is just part of the story. I made those doctors that way.

Idun: ah ahaha very funny. That is the lamest excuse. If you made all of this up, then how come you are so bad at everything? If you had the power to do whatever you want, then why does your dick go limp after 15 minutes and you are unable to perform more than four times a day?

Vieregg: Please, is that the only thing you ever think about? You could focus on literally anything broken in this world and what you choose to focus on is the fact that you don't get enough dick?

Idun: You got fired from your own company? What world creator gets fired from their own company? Oh wait you couldn't even keep yourself out of prison! No, I am not buy that bullshit anymore. If you are still hung up on that dumb idea that you control this world then you need to check yourself into therapy!

Vieregg: Do we need to do it like this? I don't want to argue. I just wanted to say how much you mean to me. That I am sometimes sad you aren't real. Despite how incredibly annoying you can be I would have loved to hang out with you.

Idun: Are you loosing our marbles? We are literally married! We are hanging out every day! We sleep in the same bed!

Vieregg: Sigh... I knew this wasn't going to work.

Idun: Can we just find this super duper mint ice cream place you claimed was around here? I mean I even dressed up for the occasion. We need to have the ice cream now.

Vieregg: Okay let us go eat that ice cream then. Maybe you will listen better once you had some spoonfuls of chocolate chip mint ice cream gelato freshly made.

Idun: (jumping up and down) stop talking! I need to be there now!

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Idun: Not real!? Why are you so mean today? I was having a good time today.

Vieregg: Like you are sadly only in my imagination.

Idun: You know I bought into that BS that you are the creator of this whole world and we are all a figment of your imagination.
But I talked to doctors at Ullevål. They say you have been there several times for delusions. They were well aware of your claims to be the creator of this world. Do you know they make jokes about you over there?

Vieregg: Eh... yeah but that is just part of the story. I made those doctors that way.

Idun: ah ahaha very funny. That is the lamest excuse. If you made all of this up, then how come you are so bad at everything? If you had the power to do whatever you want, then why does your dick go limp after 15 minutes and you are unable to perform more than four times a day?

Vieregg: Please, is that the only thing you ever think about? You could focus on literally anything broken in this world and what you choose to focus on is the fact that you don't get enough dick?

Idun: You got fired from your own company? What world creator gets fired from their own company? Oh wait you couldn't even keep yourself out of prison! No, I am not buy that bullshit anymore. If you are still hung up on that dumb idea that you control this world then you need to check yourself into therapy!

Vieregg: Do we need to do it like this? I don't want to argue. I just wanted to say how much you mean to me. That I am sometimes sad you aren't real. Despite how incredibly annoying you can be I would have loved to hang out with you.

Idun: Are you loosing our marbles? We are literally married! We are hanging out every day! We sleep in the same bed!

Vieregg: Sigh... I knew this wasn't going to work.

Idun: Can we just find this super duper mint ice cream place you claimed was around here? I mean I even dressed up for the occasion. We need to have the ice cream now.

Vieregg: Okay let us go eat that ice cream then. Maybe you will listen better once you had some spoonfuls of chocolate chip mint ice cream gelato freshly made.

Idun: (jumping up and down) stop talking! I need to be there now!