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Photograph of the patrons of [REDACTED] Teahouse immediately after being transformed by the local anomaly.

Ms. Belina Carey (front left) became a camel. The foundation has sent her to live in one of our many zoos.

Mrs. Marsha Franks (front right) became a cockapoo. She has been taken in as a pet by the foundation's own Mistress Lopez.

Mr. Joshua Smith (centre) became an anthropomorphic dragon. The foundation will assess his sapience, and either offer him employment or follow Protocol R21c.

Mr. Harrison Mills (right) became a backpack. The foundation has donated it to a thrift store.

Ms. Kai and Helen Moore (left table) became a Teddy Bear and Porcelain doll respectively. The foundation will hold them for observation, sending them to a thrift store if they show no signs of animacy [see Protocol H78].

Mr. Nicholas Thompson (right table, right) became a cat. He has been taken in as a pet by the foundation's Master [REDACTED].

Mr. Zach Wallace (right table, left) became a rat, and was consumed by Mr. Nicholas Thompson (right table, right) before the foundation could reach him.

Mr. Oscar Lee (back left) became a giraffe. The foundation has sent him to live in one of our many zoos.

Mx. Casey Clark (back centre) became a tree. Due to the difficulty in transporting them, the foundation has quarantined the area until it is determined that they are inanimate [see Protocol Z17b].

Mrs. Ashlynn Stevens (back left), the proprietor of the teahouse, became a lamp. She is currently furnishing the office of the foundation's Cincinnati location.

OFFICES OF THE PRESERVATION OF THE OBFUSCATION, OBSCURATION, AND FALSIFICATION OF TRANSFORMATION FOUNDATION (POOFTF)

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Felt inspired to caption this TF like a secret society's classified documents. I think I just did that because I couldn't be bothered to name the teahouse.

Description

Photograph of the patrons of [REDACTED] Teahouse immediately after being transformed by the local anomaly.

Ms. Belina Carey (front left) became a camel. The foundation has sent her to live in one of our many zoos.

Mrs. Marsha Franks (front right) became a cockapoo. She has been taken in as a pet by the foundation's own Mistress Lopez.

Mr. Joshua Smith (centre) became an anthropomorphic dragon. The foundation will assess his sapience, and either offer him employment or follow Protocol R21c.

Mr. Harrison Mills (right) became a backpack. The foundation has donated it to a thrift store.

Ms. Kai and Helen Moore (left table) became a Teddy Bear and Porcelain doll respectively. The foundation will hold them for observation, sending them to a thrift store if they show no signs of animacy [see Protocol H78].

Mr. Nicholas Thompson (right table, right) became a cat. He has been taken in as a pet by the foundation's Master [REDACTED].

Mr. Zach Wallace (right table, left) became a rat, and was consumed by Mr. Nicholas Thompson (right table, right) before the foundation could reach him.

Mr. Oscar Lee (back left) became a giraffe. The foundation has sent him to live in one of our many zoos.

Mx. Casey Clark (back centre) became a tree. Due to the difficulty in transporting them, the foundation has quarantined the area until it is determined that they are inanimate [see Protocol Z17b].

Mrs. Ashlynn Stevens (back left), the proprietor of the teahouse, became a lamp. She is currently furnishing the office of the foundation's Cincinnati location.

OFFICES OF THE PRESERVATION OF THE OBFUSCATION, OBSCURATION, AND FALSIFICATION OF TRANSFORMATION FOUNDATION (POOFTF)

[previous]

Felt inspired to caption this TF like a secret society's classified documents. I think I just did that because I couldn't be bothered to name the teahouse.