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Volts48 — Don't F--- with Assassins
Published: 2010-10-27 19:16:25 +0000 UTC; Views: 37584; Favourites: 929; Downloads: 1095
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Assassin's Creed (C) Ubisoft (which means I didn't create the image, I just used it to make this demotivational just for fun)I can't tell you enough how eager I am to play the next Assassin's Creed game.
I thought to celebrate, since "Don't F*** with Ezio" has become my most popular work of art I've done on here, I'd make another Don't F--- with for the Assassins you get to train for the next game...
EDIT* after playing this game, I have nothing but sheer anger for this game for it's frustration control, unfair timed challenges and annoying missions and mission requirements to get the full 100%, which forces you to spend every waking moment getting that total completion, which is ridiculous and can seriously effect your eyesight and health (I should know, I've done so before for a game, bad move on my part).
Let's hope "Revelations" fixes these problems...
EDIT 2* Nope, Revelations didn't fix these problems I had.
Altair: [link]
Ezio: [link]
Assassins: [link]
Ezio v2: [link]
Connor: [link]
Captain Edward: [link]
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Well, then you have more patience than I do.
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i agree I'd rether be one of the assassin's
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You got that right
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that's fine, you are entitled to your opinion.
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hybrid hunters!!! hybrid hunters everywhere!!
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BadassassassassasasasasASSSSASASSSSIIADDASSSINNASSINN/......*dead*
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haha they are all dead. The Templar order is going down the toilet. XD go Ezio and his assassin army XD. Raise the assassin's creed <}
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Ok I'm joining the creed.look,grand master assassin!i will kill him for you!
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you must all join F34R Clan
if you wish to visit my journal for details
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Ha! If you think a private army of assassins is bad, think of what will happen if Ezio ever uses the Apple to summon a private army of fangirls...
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OMG there would be girls everywhere. Ezio wouldn't be able to hide, ever.
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they would get get drowned under a pile of fangirls running to ezio XD
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loved this part of the game.
Great demotivational bty
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*basks in the glory of having Hashashin blood*
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I always think of some dialogue like this when I see them coming from the sky...
"Yeah, you see this golden apple? When I squeeze it hundreds more Assassins appear. Just one little squeeze and boom; you're dead. Do you really want that?"
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A one Assassin(Like me XD) can kill an army...How about Army of Assassins?
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also Bullcrap on what you said about brotherhood. the game was epic. and about the mission. i did it, no problem.
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well no, I really do think that Volts48 has a point. Im a huge AC fan, but i feel the fact that having the game require you to complete missions in a certain way to achieve 100% completion really took away a certain uniqueness from the game; and i know many other AC that would conquer with that. Forcing you to complete missions a certain way, although can be challenging and fun, can be frustrating if you wanted to complete it another way.
However.. I cant speak for the other two points.. i thought the mission concepts overall were fun, even the time ones (although i stink at them xD)
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Well, if Ezio has anything to say about it... all the girls will be, at least. 
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Volts48 we have always been screwed ... if your a templar
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erm accually everyone can clear that mission even me took me 3 trys though
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then you have too much time on your hands.
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