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waltflanagan — Stupid enough to need that?
Published: 2005-04-10 22:27:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 526; Favourites: 19; Downloads: 4
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Was eating poptarts when I realized Brian Regan was right. Who the hell needs these instructions?PopTarts (C) Kelloggs
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one thing that stikes me is the last thing on here, if pastry is overheated, frosting/filling can become extremely hot and cause burns...
um yeah what about the rest of it? won't it be burnt and you'd ya-know THROW IT AWAY?!?!?!?!???!!!!!??!!?!?
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"Toasting appliance"? Complicated termonology,man!
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"Step #1: Toast the Pop-Tarts.
....go ahead, toast them!
......Hey, are you still reading this?!"
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HOLY COWBUG! BRIAN REGAN WAS RIGHT!!
YES YES YES!!
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I didn't know it had instructions before i heard him say that. Now every time i get it , to be an idiot, i read it
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Huh.
I think I could get up and zap-fry my pop-tarts in 3 seconds.
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hahaha i love brian regan.
"cool briefly before handling" lol. yeah cuz your hand will burn b/c of a toasted pop-tart.
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who wants poptarts 3 seconds after you get up any way
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"I'd like to see the guy who needs that."
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that's kinda scary O_o yer right, I mean the 3-second thing might come in handy but everything else?
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... I shamefully will admit that I've read those instructions before... u.u
But it was mostly because I wanted to see if they really say "3 minutes on high" in the microwave... CHANGE YOUR LIFESTYLE!!! ... I also shamefully admit, I must use those directions, because I don't own a toaster or any sort... u.u
... Now just to figure out how to set the zapper for 3 seconds, because it doesn't have any numbers on it!!!! >.< Technology hurts me head.... (YAY Poptarts!)
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LOL! It's for the people who are obsessive about reading instructions maybe.
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