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Alright, everyone. Welcome to the Crocodile Tears Bar & Grill. I know, we're still working on the name, but people didn't seem to complain. Anyway, first thing's firs, we're getting this out of the way. I'm don't exactly have a dress code. Your only requirement is to not be nude. None of that.

M: *raises her hand* Um...what about me?

Well, you have a shark's tail. So...I'm not sure what we can do about that. Thankfully, you'll be behind the bar.

M: ...Aren't YOU naked?

Well, it's...that's besides the point. People just have a problem when women do it. I don't make these human laws. The main point that I'm making is this place could use some cultural diversity. So, you know, come in with anything that would fit YOU as an individual. We're pretty much forming this like some K-Pop band. We got the bubbly one, the shy-type, the sporty type, and the intellectual. Which I guess that's why she's here. *Gestures to the robot bunny-girl*. There's also gonna be a sassy latina skeleton coming in. So...there's that.

So, we're gonna get into the menu, first and for most. Because I would like to get you girls familiar with the products. Not that any of you will be cooking. We're leaving that to Devil Spit, there. *The Droid waves*

"Devil Spit"?

Yeah. He had a certain program, prior to him being in the kitchen. There was an incident. Lots of fire. *Devil Spit's head twitches, sparks flying out* But we fixed him. Hopefully. So, we don't have to worry about the food. You just have to worry about the drinks and stuff. So, here we go.

Oh, wait. Real quick, here. There's a fine print on the top of the menu. "PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH SERVERS". You'd be surprised how many times I had to point that out. I'm not having that with my new employees.

*Mako grins with a cocked eyebrow* Unless we WANT to be touched.

Moving on. We have beer. We got light, medium, and dark. No brand specifically; we're an off-brand business. We got some cocktails, though. The usual stuff, with some unique exceptions. "Barbarian Rage", "Sneak Attack", "Flurry of Blows", and "Turn Undead" - my wife's personal favorite - to name a few. There are also sodas and mocktails, of course. For people who, for some reason, want to stay sober.

Now, we have the food. We got burgers, wings, seafood stuff, and sides. We have your casual cheeseburger, a Prime Burger, a Southern Style, and a Hawaii O2. Which is pretty much grilled chicken with teriyaki, pineapple, and such. Wings with a huge variety of sauces.

*The harpy raises her wing*

No, Misty. We're serving CHICKEN wings. Not any other creature other than turkey.

*Her wing lowers just as quickly*

We also serve huge turkey legs smothered in this sauce that someone would want. So, if you ever want...this is gonna sound weird, but if you "want more meat in your face", there you go. We just now got to making this sandwich that we literally call "The King Style", which is pretty much peanut butter and jelly pressed between two cooked waffles. People can add bananas and bacon if they want. I'm...surprised we didn't get anyone having heart-attacks.

I think what I'm most proud of is the seafood. We're closer to the bay. We got more of the seafood than we could know what to do with it. People eat more of this than the other stuff. The usual fish sandwiches, fried shrimp and catfish baskets, steamed & buttered crabs, and of course "The Gator's Buffet". Which is pretty much this big bucket filled with fried crab meat, boiled crayfish, grilled shrimp, buttered corn, and spiced bratwurst.

M: Isn't that a Louisiana Broil?

Yeah. Pretty much. Everybody likes a big bucket filled with food. Inflation isn't a thing, here. We want to make our customers happy. And you get to keep the bucket. So, that's a plus. We did get some selections of salads. So, for anyone who's a vegan, I don't want to hear it.

Credits!

Hybrid from DollyMolly323
Mako from ByShazam
Harpy Girl from www.mediafire.com/file/c58lwfk…
Battle Droid from SAB64
Beer Cup from Fghostly
Paper from wintrydrop
Stage from Reseliee

Description
Alright, everyone. Welcome to the Crocodile Tears Bar & Grill. I know, we're still working on the name, but people didn't seem to complain. Anyway, first thing's firs, we're getting this out of the way. I'm don't exactly have a dress code. Your only requirement is to not be nude. None of that.

M: *raises her hand* Um...what about me?

Well, you have a shark's tail. So...I'm not sure what we can do about that. Thankfully, you'll be behind the bar.

M: ...Aren't YOU naked?

Well, it's...that's besides the point. People just have a problem when women do it. I don't make these human laws. The main point that I'm making is this place could use some cultural diversity. So, you know, come in with anything that would fit YOU as an individual. We're pretty much forming this like some K-Pop band. We got the bubbly one, the shy-type, the sporty type, and the intellectual. Which I guess that's why she's here. *Gestures to the robot bunny-girl*. There's also gonna be a sassy latina skeleton coming in. So...there's that.

So, we're gonna get into the menu, first and for most. Because I would like to get you girls familiar with the products. Not that any of you will be cooking. We're leaving that to Devil Spit, there. *The Droid waves*

"Devil Spit"?

Yeah. He had a certain program, prior to him being in the kitchen. There was an incident. Lots of fire. *Devil Spit's head twitches, sparks flying out* But we fixed him. Hopefully. So, we don't have to worry about the food. You just have to worry about the drinks and stuff. So, here we go.

Oh, wait. Real quick, here. There's a fine print on the top of the menu. "PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH SERVERS". You'd be surprised how many times I had to point that out. I'm not having that with my new employees.

*Mako grins with a cocked eyebrow* Unless we WANT to be touched.

Moving on. We have beer. We got light, medium, and dark. No brand specifically; we're an off-brand business. We got some cocktails, though. The usual stuff, with some unique exceptions. "Barbarian Rage", "Sneak Attack", "Flurry of Blows", and "Turn Undead" - my wife's personal favorite - to name a few. There are also sodas and mocktails, of course. For people who, for some reason, want to stay sober.

Now, we have the food. We got burgers, wings, seafood stuff, and sides. We have your casual cheeseburger, a Prime Burger, a Southern Style, and a Hawaii O2. Which is pretty much grilled chicken with teriyaki, pineapple, and such. Wings with a huge variety of sauces.

*The harpy raises her wing*

No, Misty. We're serving CHICKEN wings. Not any other creature other than turkey.

*Her wing lowers just as quickly*

We also serve huge turkey legs smothered in this sauce that someone would want. So, if you ever want...this is gonna sound weird, but if you "want more meat in your face", there you go. We just now got to making this sandwich that we literally call "The King Style", which is pretty much peanut butter and jelly pressed between two cooked waffles. People can add bananas and bacon if they want. I'm...surprised we didn't get anyone having heart-attacks.

I think what I'm most proud of is the seafood. We're closer to the bay. We got more of the seafood than we could know what to do with it. People eat more of this than the other stuff. The usual fish sandwiches, fried shrimp and catfish baskets, steamed & buttered crabs, and of course "The Gator's Buffet". Which is pretty much this big bucket filled with fried crab meat, boiled crayfish, grilled shrimp, buttered corn, and spiced bratwurst.

M: Isn't that a Louisiana Broil?

Yeah. Pretty much. Everybody likes a big bucket filled with food. Inflation isn't a thing, here. We want to make our customers happy. And you get to keep the bucket. So, that's a plus. We did get some selections of salads. So, for anyone who's a vegan, I don't want to hear it.

Credits!

Hybrid from DollyMolly323
Mako from ByShazam
Harpy Girl from www.mediafire.com/file/c58lwfk…
Battle Droid from SAB64
Beer Cup from Fghostly
Paper from wintrydrop
Stage from Reseliee