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*Ahem* Okay. Come on in. Make yourself at home, mister...?

KING Bowser. Ruler of the Koopas and soon-to-be conqueror of the Mushroom Kingdom!

Right. Yeah...those are pretty weird titles. So, I've been informed that you have some...concerns that you wanted to see me for. What can I do for you? What's you problem, today?

Well...I've been dealing with a little bit of...apathy...

Go on.

You see, I have a rival who is an Italian plumber named Mario. He comes after me, fighting me to rescue Princess Peach. But now...he's been avoiding me.

Avoiding you, how? Hmm...wait, this "Mario" fella. I've heard of him. He's that guy who always throws you into a pit of lava, huh? Don't you guys fight often in a David and Goliath sort of thing?

...YES...

So...what's the problem?

...*sigh-growl*...He won't fight me, anymore. Even when I kidnap Peach, it's like he simply refuses. I kidnap Daisy and even his second-grade brother wouldn't fight me.

Oh. Isn't that a good thing? I....Uhhh...What's the problem? I'm not seeing it.

I have the princess...all to myself. I even married her when she didn't even want to do this whole routine, anymore. She was...even into the whole kidnapping thing...But Mario...he's been nothing more than a memory.

...Hmm...I don't quite understand. This is kinda weird. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

*sigh-snarl* Every time I fight that plumber, I felt like there was an actual challenger for me to overcome. It was a time where I can truly SHINE. To really show who I am. Be the villain that every protagonist needs. And now, he's hardly fazed by my dramatic entrances.

So, you're saying that he's just got up and...doing his own thing?

He's been dating my sister. They even use...*disgusted growl* ALL of Mario's power ups. Including the Red Pow, Boo Mushroom, Double Cherry, and even that...MEGA Mushroom...

Oh, wow. Woah, woah...heh-heh! Hey, uh...I'm not here to question on what he and Bowsette are doing in their...*ahem* private times. Wait, hold on. You say you have a sister?

Yeah. Bowsette. *hands him his phone* Here's a picture.

Okay. Let's...*stops at a beat, suddenly appalled*...Uh-huh. So...this is your sister.

YEAH. AND?

Well, I mean...*mutters to himself* How did that even happen? *Hands back the phone* You know, question for another time. Alright, listen. I'm starting to see what's happening, here. So, from what I'm seeing, you seem to be experiencing disassociation. Look, your grace...can I call you that?

Mmm-hmm.

I'm gonna put this to you simply: What Mario is doing is, um...well, I don't know what your relationship was....

It was a complicated one.

Oookay. What I mean is that Mario's moving on with his life. Okay? You've been going about this since the eighties. He's got a girlfriend, which happens to be your sister. He wants to spread out, fight other villains, for a change. He wants to move on with his life because he's found something more productive. And sometimes, the pain of release can hurt and he's made the adult decision to not associate with you, anymore.

I mean, I'm sure that you've got a life of your own. You're married with Peach, now. You got several children. Got two whole kingdoms to rule. The bottom line is...you gotta take a message. Loud and clear. Mario is saying that he doesn't want to fight you, anymore. Don't you think you should...let it go?

But I don't think that's good enough. I NEED the thrill of challenge! It's just how I live. He would be NOTHING without ME.

Well, I mean, I understand that, but...what do you want ME to do about it?

I want you to convince Mario to come and FIGHT me.

Well, that's not really in my power to do that. I can, you know, talk to Godzilla and see if he...

WHAT? You know Godzilla?

Well, yeah. I'm Destoroyah. I'm from his universe. Pretty nice guy, once you know him. I just try to murder him, a few times. Whenever I feel like blowing off some steam.

You don't think you can...get HIM to fight me?

Well, I mean don't get me wrong. It's great that you're now seeing it as an opportunity to meet other protagonists. I've looked through your Wiki-Page while we were talking and...Wow. You've done a LOT of crazy stuff! Godzilla could use a challenging opponent. I'll set up the meeting for you.

Well...yes. YES. This is what I want. Bring him forth! I CRAVE to challenge him! ONE KING TO ANOTHER!

*As Bowser leaves* Huh. I guess I'll be doing a...two-for-one special, later. Heh-heh-heh. And the best part is...Pfft. Godzilla REALLY hates turtles. Oh, this just made my evening. MWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

Now...Time to get a coffee.

Credits!

Destoroyah from MMDCharizard

Bowser from ShadowlesWOLF

Bowsette from Mrwhitefolks

Glasses from Kaahgomedl

Table from Riveda1972

Stage from Riveda1972

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*Ahem* Okay. Come on in. Make yourself at home, mister...?

KING Bowser. Ruler of the Koopas and soon-to-be conqueror of the Mushroom Kingdom!

Right. Yeah...those are pretty weird titles. So, I've been informed that you have some...concerns that you wanted to see me for. What can I do for you? What's you problem, today?

Well...I've been dealing with a little bit of...apathy...

Go on.

You see, I have a rival who is an Italian plumber named Mario. He comes after me, fighting me to rescue Princess Peach. But now...he's been avoiding me.

Avoiding you, how? Hmm...wait, this "Mario" fella. I've heard of him. He's that guy who always throws you into a pit of lava, huh? Don't you guys fight often in a David and Goliath sort of thing?

...YES...

So...what's the problem?

...*sigh-growl*...He won't fight me, anymore. Even when I kidnap Peach, it's like he simply refuses. I kidnap Daisy and even his second-grade brother wouldn't fight me.

Oh. Isn't that a good thing? I....Uhhh...What's the problem? I'm not seeing it.

I have the princess...all to myself. I even married her when she didn't even want to do this whole routine, anymore. She was...even into the whole kidnapping thing...But Mario...he's been nothing more than a memory.

...Hmm...I don't quite understand. This is kinda weird. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

*sigh-snarl* Every time I fight that plumber, I felt like there was an actual challenger for me to overcome. It was a time where I can truly SHINE. To really show who I am. Be the villain that every protagonist needs. And now, he's hardly fazed by my dramatic entrances.

So, you're saying that he's just got up and...doing his own thing?

He's been dating my sister. They even use...*disgusted growl* ALL of Mario's power ups. Including the Red Pow, Boo Mushroom, Double Cherry, and even that...MEGA Mushroom...

Oh, wow. Woah, woah...heh-heh! Hey, uh...I'm not here to question on what he and Bowsette are doing in their...*ahem* private times. Wait, hold on. You say you have a sister?

Yeah. Bowsette. *hands him his phone* Here's a picture.

Okay. Let's...*stops at a beat, suddenly appalled*...Uh-huh. So...this is your sister.

YEAH. AND?

Well, I mean...*mutters to himself* How did that even happen? *Hands back the phone* You know, question for another time. Alright, listen. I'm starting to see what's happening, here. So, from what I'm seeing, you seem to be experiencing disassociation. Look, your grace...can I call you that?

Mmm-hmm.

I'm gonna put this to you simply: What Mario is doing is, um...well, I don't know what your relationship was....

It was a complicated one.

Oookay. What I mean is that Mario's moving on with his life. Okay? You've been going about this since the eighties. He's got a girlfriend, which happens to be your sister. He wants to spread out, fight other villains, for a change. He wants to move on with his life because he's found something more productive. And sometimes, the pain of release can hurt and he's made the adult decision to not associate with you, anymore.

I mean, I'm sure that you've got a life of your own. You're married with Peach, now. You got several children. Got two whole kingdoms to rule. The bottom line is...you gotta take a message. Loud and clear. Mario is saying that he doesn't want to fight you, anymore. Don't you think you should...let it go?

But I don't think that's good enough. I NEED the thrill of challenge! It's just how I live. He would be NOTHING without ME.

Well, I mean, I understand that, but...what do you want ME to do about it?

I want you to convince Mario to come and FIGHT me.

Well, that's not really in my power to do that. I can, you know, talk to Godzilla and see if he...

WHAT? You know Godzilla?

Well, yeah. I'm Destoroyah. I'm from his universe. Pretty nice guy, once you know him. I just try to murder him, a few times. Whenever I feel like blowing off some steam.

You don't think you can...get HIM to fight me?

Well, I mean don't get me wrong. It's great that you're now seeing it as an opportunity to meet other protagonists. I've looked through your Wiki-Page while we were talking and...Wow. You've done a LOT of crazy stuff! Godzilla could use a challenging opponent. I'll set up the meeting for you.

Well...yes. YES. This is what I want. Bring him forth! I CRAVE to challenge him! ONE KING TO ANOTHER!

*As Bowser leaves* Huh. I guess I'll be doing a...two-for-one special, later. Heh-heh-heh. And the best part is...Pfft. Godzilla REALLY hates turtles. Oh, this just made my evening. MWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

Now...Time to get a coffee.

Credits!

Destoroyah from MMDCharizard

Bowser from ShadowlesWOLF

Bowsette from Mrwhitefolks

Glasses from Kaahgomedl

Table from Riveda1972

Stage from Riveda1972