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Published: 2005-12-13 16:56:35 +0000 UTC; Views: 16003; Favourites: 168; Downloads: 1217
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There should be a bracelet for that. Y'know, a little bat-symbol on a chain with the letters "W.W.B.D?" on it. DC could make a profit off of that.I used a wallpaper of Christian Bale as Batman, but the lessons apply to any version of the Dark Knight.
Don't laugh, these are rules you can live by!
Spider-man
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It's a joke, playing on lesson #5 ^_^
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Was it a bad joke? Sorry
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(I guess the stepping rule really doesn't work for me 
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Lol, cool! But you spelt superstitious wrong, hehe.
Love the lessons btw
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Terra
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I spelled something wrong?! D'oh!
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Thanks Raengel. It hit me all at once.
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-nods- I could imagine, but some of those things are very intelligent and deep if you think about it for long enough ^^
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Especially the whole "And why do we fall, Bruce? So we can learn to pick ourselves up." Theme... thing.
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I want to hug it. It is squishy. Like a teddy bear.
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What, Batman? He'd knock you over for trying.
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Naw, really? With the kind of semi-inappropriate relationship he has with Robin, I doubt he has the heart.
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"Doesn't have the heart?" Oh, he pelted Dick Grayson for crying in the Batmobile in Frank Miller's All-Star Batman #2, so don't be too sure about that.
"Who am I? What are you, retarded? I'm the goddamn Batman, kid!"
As to the "semi-inapproriate relationship" thing, I try not to think of Batman and Robin in that context. It's just unsettling. Robin is a soldier in Batman's war on crime. It's a job. That's the version I take.
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Fine. Be like that. If you can't see the ironic moonkeyness in life I don't know what to I'm babbling.
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Now monkeys, they're funny. Them I can dig. There is no character in the DC universe more clever and amusing than the Detective Chimp!
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Thanks Azzy. I've already finished a Spider-Man version of this, and I'm trying to decide if I should post it now or tomorrow.
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^__^ Np. ^^ Ohh very interesting. :3
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Rules to live by indeed.
Blarg. blarg blarg Honk.
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And he's right; Clowns are NOT funny.
Blarg, blarg blarg Honk.
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They're not funny anywhere, but most especially not in Gotham City!
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Good point.
Blarg, blarg blarg Honk.
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I have a new desk top! 
This is AWESOME Gaff. very cool.
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Gaff, you are the master of finding cool things to do with copyrighted material. This falls in with the X-Men/Potter coincidences in that sense.
Anyway, that being said, this is really cool. Clever, quotable, true, and very Batman words that actually bear some sense. Melike.
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Niftiness cheese ^_^
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LOL!
That part about the kids and the lame jokes is both funny AND true! Nice one, and great idea too. Now you gotta take a wall-paper of Toby Maguire in his Spidey-get-up and write 20 things he would do. After all, Bats and Spidey are both equally cool, and yet they're polar opposites. Batman's a big-time bad ass, and Spidey's a big-time smart ass.
Oy, I need to stop this rambling stuff. Keep up the good work.
Peace.
PS: Thanks for the 'Rasta Sam' nickname you gave me.
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No problem Rasta Sam!
Maybe I should do a Spider-man one someday. I'll just have to think of enough lessons/rules to make a list from.
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mmm batman has got to be my favorites super hero...i mean, he doesn't even have super powers and yet he still kicks everyone's ass...^_^
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Oh I want that bracelet. 
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Well, women don't always throw themselves at my feet either, but I always check the sidewalks when I walk, just to be sure ^_^
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Yeah, I live by a few of these rules.
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Absolutely. Wisdom for the ages, these are.
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Thanks little penguin thing ^_^
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