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I sat there stuck in traffic on my phone browsing through random prank articles after having watched several minutes of prank videos on youtube whilst stuck behind the wheel. Eventually, i ended up on an article about tribal "pranks" said to come from places like the congo and such where they were considered to be behavioral curses meant to teach the victim a lesson and then wear off afterwards. I flicked through the list of supposed "prank" curses as i rested my head on my fist and lightly shook my head from this ridiculous article glancing up at traffic to see if i could move up a few more inches when my girlfriend rang my phone. I answered to hear my girl Karla on the other side start barraging me with question after question of where i was and why i was taking so long to which i did my best to answer between the noise of traffic and a bad phone signal. Her constant interuption irritated me as i tried to answer her and at one point had to put my phone down to allow a cop around me when i saw the prank article on my browser for a moment. I gave the article another look and found a prank curse to help someone be a better listener and memorized the words for the curse the best i could before i got back to my girlfriend who was already frantically asking questions about the sirens in the background and what all was going on. I quickly dismissed the sirens and addressed her by name and spoke the words of the curse over the phone, after a pause she asked, "What was that supposed to mean?!", to which i responded, "I dunno...some thing i read online...". She started in with the questions again but went silent after a few seconds which puzzled me at first but i went ahead and completed explaining where i was and id be home soon and got a single response, "Okay.." she said in a low tone. I raised an eyebrow as i hung up and after two more hours in traffic i finally pulled up to my house and walked inside annoucing "im back!" as loud as i could to no reply. I slowly started to search the house muttering her name confused when i finally spotted her through the blinds assuming she's sitting on the steps as only her legs and shoes were visible from under the blinds. I open the back door and start to inquire whats wrong when her appearance surprises me causing me to stammer in the doorframe as i look wide-eyed at her as she sat on the steps in seemingly a daze with both of her ears having expanded several times the size of her head just jutting from her hair. She stared at me as her lips trembled but said nothing as i began to approach her and asked if she was okay and what happened to which she did not respond but kept following my face with her eyes as i got closer. I reached out and touched one of her ears and gave it a slight tug expecting it to be a fake but it just jerked her head a bit and she grunted and then gave a slight smile as i then started to rub them both down as they were just so damn soft and smooth to the touch. She stayed quiet the entire time as i continued to rub and, before i could realized how weird this all was, I found myself fucking on our back patio with my now giant eared GF having the best sex I've ever had in weeks all thanks to some stupid article online. I think im gonna memorize this curse as i dont think she learned her lesson after the first time... probably wont ever but hey...all i can do is keep trying!

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I sat there stuck in traffic on my phone browsing through random prank articles after having watched several minutes of prank videos on youtube whilst stuck behind the wheel. Eventually, i ended up on an article about tribal "pranks" said to come from places like the congo and such where they were considered to be behavioral curses meant to teach the victim a lesson and then wear off afterwards. I flicked through the list of supposed "prank" curses as i rested my head on my fist and lightly shook my head from this ridiculous article glancing up at traffic to see if i could move up a few more inches when my girlfriend rang my phone. I answered to hear my girl Karla on the other side start barraging me with question after question of where i was and why i was taking so long to which i did my best to answer between the noise of traffic and a bad phone signal. Her constant interuption irritated me as i tried to answer her and at one point had to put my phone down to allow a cop around me when i saw the prank article on my browser for a moment. I gave the article another look and found a prank curse to help someone be a better listener and memorized the words for the curse the best i could before i got back to my girlfriend who was already frantically asking questions about the sirens in the background and what all was going on. I quickly dismissed the sirens and addressed her by name and spoke the words of the curse over the phone, after a pause she asked, "What was that supposed to mean?!", to which i responded, "I dunno...some thing i read online...". She started in with the questions again but went silent after a few seconds which puzzled me at first but i went ahead and completed explaining where i was and id be home soon and got a single response, "Okay.." she said in a low tone. I raised an eyebrow as i hung up and after two more hours in traffic i finally pulled up to my house and walked inside annoucing "im back!" as loud as i could to no reply. I slowly started to search the house muttering her name confused when i finally spotted her through the blinds assuming she's sitting on the steps as only her legs and shoes were visible from under the blinds. I open the back door and start to inquire whats wrong when her appearance surprises me causing me to stammer in the doorframe as i look wide-eyed at her as she sat on the steps in seemingly a daze with both of her ears having expanded several times the size of her head just jutting from her hair. She stared at me as her lips trembled but said nothing as i began to approach her and asked if she was okay and what happened to which she did not respond but kept following my face with her eyes as i got closer. I reached out and touched one of her ears and gave it a slight tug expecting it to be a fake but it just jerked her head a bit and she grunted and then gave a slight smile as i then started to rub them both down as they were just so damn soft and smooth to the touch. She stayed quiet the entire time as i continued to rub and, before i could realized how weird this all was, I found myself fucking on our back patio with my now giant eared GF having the best sex I've ever had in weeks all thanks to some stupid article online. I think im gonna memorize this curse as i dont think she learned her lesson after the first time... probably wont ever but hey...all i can do is keep trying!