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Your name is Mac Clifton. Today is a day, just like ANY OTHER DAY. There's nothing SPECIAL about it, you suppose, so this particular rotational cycle is not worth dwelling on.

As per the standard for introduction pages, you decide you should, now that you've covered your NAME and described the DAY, move on to your INTERESTS, and since you don't want to bore your newfound audience into a mild delirium, you decide to keep it RELATIVELY BRIEF.

You are interested in EVERYTHING.

…what, was that too brief? Well fine then, SORRY.

What you meant to say was that everything is interesting to you. You have an acute LOVE OF LEARNING, and thirst for KNOWLEDGE which you hope will never be quenched until you aren't able to consciously function any more. Of course, you are also aware that you can never KNOW EVERYTHING because there is simply too much everything for one man to know, so you do your best to acquire all the knowledge you can at all times. All of it. At all times.

Now, because of your interest in ALL THINGS PHYSICAL OR OTHERWISE, you have no special talents, or abilities at which you are exceptional. Your skillset is, for all intents and purposes, NONSPECIFIC and MODERATELY ABOVE AVERAGE in all areas. However, this is not to say you don't have any interests that you favor above others. Were you capable of loving objects that aren't humans, you would have already married VIDEO GAMES and VIDEO GAME MUSIC, which you are rather fond of playing and composing respectively. You also enjoy WRITING FANTASY STORIES, but you know you are not very good at it because you can't for the LIFE of you write characters. Personality is not your strong suit. You also dabble in VARIOUS OTHER ART FORMS, such as photography and drawing, but you consider those to be more like "SUB-HOBBIES" than anything significant or worthy of your not-so-limited time.

You have a penchant for EXTREMELY DEADPAN HUMOR, and when you were younger you thought it was your life's mission to MAKE EVERYONE SMILE WITH YOUR SILLINESS… When you were younger, that is. Nowadays you've forgotten how to be upbeat and extraverted, so you spend most of your time alone at your computer devising various MELODIES and updating your COMEPLETELY POINTLESS BLOG. Your PERSONALITY is rather bizarre, you think, because you hate interacting with people other than your close friends, and yet you are apparently very good at it. Well, whatever, you know you're still YOUNG and not fully developed yet. You've still got plenty of time to figure that shit out. You have an INCREDIBLY LAID-BACK STYLE that tends to infuriate some of your hard-working friends, which you find to be both mildly humorous and slightly disconcerting. You firmly believe in a LIVE-AND-LET-LIVE philosophy, and as such you almost never try to convince others that they're wrong or that you're right. You prefer to just let them think what they want to and leave it at that. You exhibit a perpetual aura of CRUSTY APATHY, but when someone manages to penetrate that overt shell (which doesn't happen often) they discover that you, in fact, have a VERY SOFT AND CHEWY CENTER that's rife with emotive feelings and is extremely tender.

You are also a lazy son-of-a-bitch who can't get anything done to save his life. Unless of course that "anything" is something you decided you WANT to do, in which case it'll be done in a heartbeat.

You have a LARGE VOCABULARY which you employ in conversation, thus making your sentences a little DRY to the uninformed, although you tend to speak in a very ornery and sarcastic manner nonetheless. When you're feeling emotional you frequently forget basic grammatical skills and end up ignoring capitalization and punctuation, which might seem somewhat whimsical to those who don't know you very well, but to those that do, it means something's wrong inside your head. A loose screw or whatever the common metaphor is these days. You also swear A LOT in when communicating with friends in person, but when using the written word to convey messages you swear SPARINGLY and WITH MEANING.

You also hate eating, love sleeping, and go slightly berserk when you're bored for too long, which you are now. What will you do?

Description
Your name is Mac Clifton. Today is a day, just like ANY OTHER DAY. There's nothing SPECIAL about it, you suppose, so this particular rotational cycle is not worth dwelling on.

As per the standard for introduction pages, you decide you should, now that you've covered your NAME and described the DAY, move on to your INTERESTS, and since you don't want to bore your newfound audience into a mild delirium, you decide to keep it RELATIVELY BRIEF.

You are interested in EVERYTHING.

…what, was that too brief? Well fine then, SORRY.

What you meant to say was that everything is interesting to you. You have an acute LOVE OF LEARNING, and thirst for KNOWLEDGE which you hope will never be quenched until you aren't able to consciously function any more. Of course, you are also aware that you can never KNOW EVERYTHING because there is simply too much everything for one man to know, so you do your best to acquire all the knowledge you can at all times. All of it. At all times.

Now, because of your interest in ALL THINGS PHYSICAL OR OTHERWISE, you have no special talents, or abilities at which you are exceptional. Your skillset is, for all intents and purposes, NONSPECIFIC and MODERATELY ABOVE AVERAGE in all areas. However, this is not to say you don't have any interests that you favor above others. Were you capable of loving objects that aren't humans, you would have already married VIDEO GAMES and VIDEO GAME MUSIC, which you are rather fond of playing and composing respectively. You also enjoy WRITING FANTASY STORIES, but you know you are not very good at it because you can't for the LIFE of you write characters. Personality is not your strong suit. You also dabble in VARIOUS OTHER ART FORMS, such as photography and drawing, but you consider those to be more like "SUB-HOBBIES" than anything significant or worthy of your not-so-limited time.

You have a penchant for EXTREMELY DEADPAN HUMOR, and when you were younger you thought it was your life's mission to MAKE EVERYONE SMILE WITH YOUR SILLINESS… When you were younger, that is. Nowadays you've forgotten how to be upbeat and extraverted, so you spend most of your time alone at your computer devising various MELODIES and updating your COMEPLETELY POINTLESS BLOG. Your PERSONALITY is rather bizarre, you think, because you hate interacting with people other than your close friends, and yet you are apparently very good at it. Well, whatever, you know you're still YOUNG and not fully developed yet. You've still got plenty of time to figure that shit out. You have an INCREDIBLY LAID-BACK STYLE that tends to infuriate some of your hard-working friends, which you find to be both mildly humorous and slightly disconcerting. You firmly believe in a LIVE-AND-LET-LIVE philosophy, and as such you almost never try to convince others that they're wrong or that you're right. You prefer to just let them think what they want to and leave it at that. You exhibit a perpetual aura of CRUSTY APATHY, but when someone manages to penetrate that overt shell (which doesn't happen often) they discover that you, in fact, have a VERY SOFT AND CHEWY CENTER that's rife with emotive feelings and is extremely tender.

You are also a lazy son-of-a-bitch who can't get anything done to save his life. Unless of course that "anything" is something you decided you WANT to do, in which case it'll be done in a heartbeat.

You have a LARGE VOCABULARY which you employ in conversation, thus making your sentences a little DRY to the uninformed, although you tend to speak in a very ornery and sarcastic manner nonetheless. When you're feeling emotional you frequently forget basic grammatical skills and end up ignoring capitalization and punctuation, which might seem somewhat whimsical to those who don't know you very well, but to those that do, it means something's wrong inside your head. A loose screw or whatever the common metaphor is these days. You also swear A LOT in when communicating with friends in person, but when using the written word to convey messages you swear SPARINGLY and WITH MEANING.

You also hate eating, love sleeping, and go slightly berserk when you're bored for too long, which you are now. What will you do?