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Published: 2015-08-18 16:19:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 2050; Favourites: 34; Downloads: 1
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So this happened today. I was beimg a dog in sarpifbfddfb forest in Aldan and I noticed a lack of cats. Bored, I sat down by a tree. POOF! A random bunny came. 'WILL U BE MY FRIEND?!' It shrieked within two seconds of meeting me. 'No. I don't have enough room on my buddy list.' (this was a lie.) The bunny made the crying emote. Then, a random wolf came out of NOWHERE.'I LUV YOU!!!!!' It screamed.
And then I turned into a camel (well, a llama with a blanket on it) and ran away from them.
What can I say? I like camels.
I swear, when I was first introduced to animal jam some higher powr up there was like: ...AND SHE SHALL BE CURSED BY HOARDS OF MATEBEGGARS, AHAHAHAHA- *cough cough cough splutter*
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Nah. I was just awkwardly like: 'oh I have someone...'
Lol I dont have anyone XD
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That excuse always works 8D
And camels solve everything.
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this one time when i dressed up all pink-and-pretty someone tried to engage with me by sending a sapphire ring in a JAG saying "MERRY ME"
i sent it back and pretended to be underaged
that was funny
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I have NEVER gotten a matebeggar. I only get "ADOP MEHZ" or "Be meh frand? no ur meen kbai"
The only solution is camel.
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Camel solves all of life's problems.
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no tears. just camel.
One time I was being my fursona-in-aj, Scar and this girl walks up.
"Day me" so I go, "Sorry im a girl" (I LIED TO HER LOL)
but then she goes "well," and i'm like oh i won. then.. "well im a lets be an" and im like OH HELL NO (not being offensive)
and she procedes to send me a diamond ring from epic wonders.
I became a camel and left. (Oh god if she checks my animals they're all male save 4 im so screwed overer)
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*facepalm* If she is a lesbian, then why was she asking to date your male animal in the first place? XD
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I know right? Dx, she was just being desperate. hopefully she didnt switch right there and then for me.
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I've had a similar situation happen to me.
So I was talking to my friend about things such as minecraft, FNAF, ect. when this guy comes up to me. Thank GOD I was using a male animal at the time, so I told him I was a boy (I lied) then he said he was "bi". So I told him I was "too young" to date. He asked how old, and I said 9. (I lied about that too) but that still didn't work. So I just turned into my Bonnie animal and me and my friend left.
If he checked my animals he'd see that I only have two male animals total, and I'd be screwed.
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Animal Jam? ppft, what's THAT?
the only GOOD game is Scanimal Dating. ~Every other person to play animal jam
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YES
KILL THEM AAAAALLLL
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// laughs madly, revving up a chainsaw
KILL
THEM
ALLLLLM
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*grabs rocket launcher*
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yes i never thought of camels as llamas with blankets before
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lolz, id rather have the derpy ones now then matebeggars. ouo;
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Yea, matebeggars are just flat-out NO.
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