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Huh? 
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I know, but I call it a demon from the show that it was on
it got shot by a shot gun and came back
so yeah, demon cat
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Not only was it shot by a shotgun, but it also ate itself. And it has thousands of spares.
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kyubey: do u wanna make a contract~
me: NO HISSSSSSS
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Kyuubey: YOU HAVE NO CHOICE LITTLE MAN! gets thrown into the air
Wildcat: It's an exorcism!
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Me: but... im a girl...
Me: eh it happens a lot
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Kyuubey: Just look for a 6-foot-turd running around.
Me: What does a 6-foot-turd even look like!!?
Kyuubey: You.
Me: *gasps*
Someone else: OOOO BURNNN
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Me: it should be the other way around kyubey
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Kyuubey: Do you wanna make a contract?
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me: I already said no you idiot
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Kyuubey: MAKE A CONTRACT OR YOU'LL DIE ANYWAY ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼
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me: I will eat you if say make a contract with me again
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Kyuubey: I have spares. ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼
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Kyuubey: Thousands and thousands of spares. Possibly even octillions of spares. ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼
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Me:I have the stomach to eat a universe
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Kyuubey: Madoka rules the universe. But we will succeed on destroying her, and getting the most entropy of all...
She will destroy Earth in only twelve days, once she becomes Gretchen. ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼
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me: screw it I'm having demon for dinner tonight *stabs kyubey with knife*
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Kyuubey: *ded*
Kyuubey 2: You know that I'll never die. Also, my previous body will melt if you try eating me. ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼
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*stabs #2*
I am a demon
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Kyuubey 2: *dies*
Kyuubey 3: A real demon would disguise itself as a cute little animal, which in reality, wants to destroy everything. Now, you don't want to destroy anything, do you? I don't wish to destroy anything, except for the souls of girls, so that their empathy can be collected when they wish for whatever they want, so that I can save the universe from collapsing into itself, and destroying everything around us, including yourself. ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼
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you are not looking at who I really am, I am...
*rips off mustache*
CHARA!
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Kyuubey 3: Chara is no more but a poltergeist, an angry spirit. She or he will possess, destroy, and do anything to get revenge. They will be angry until the end. However, you are merely lying about being Chara, for they are already dead. They will never come back alive, unless there is someone who is strong enough, hateful enough, and evil enough to hold this Chara poltergeist.
Uhavemail, do you really wish to erase everything? Your data will be lost. The lives you have saved, killed, will be erased and set back to normal.
Make a contract, and your wasted time will not be in vain... ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼
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*turns into a cat* why would I stupid demon *paws at their ears* did you know that your ears are like string?
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Kyuubey 3: You will have a gem, which holds your soul. Your body will just be a puppet, yet you can still feel a small bit of pain. Wouldn't that be fantastic? The human body is weak.
I have nothing to say to that, all my Incubator copies have that. It distinguishes us from cats, dogs, et cetera.
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. . .
*takes out knife*
*stabs*
*stabs next one the second it enters*
all of them must die
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Kyuubey 4: I can never die.
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Kyuubey 5: *eats old body, dodges knife* Haven't you realized it yet?
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*eyes drift apart*
nope
(HOW LONG HAS THESE BEEN GOING ON FOR?)
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Kyuubey 5: Your molecular brain cells are disappearing. Are you getting dumber by the minute? Or am I not sensing things correctly?
(Pfft idunno xD)
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your not sensing things correctly, because im really the smartest cat the planet
*in the BG* stop lieing!
shut your mouth shadow!
(omg XD)
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Kyuubey 5: Are you sure? Your friend, Shadow's their name, isn't it?
They seem to also know that your brain cells are very low.
If you are truely what you say you are, what is the amount of entropy needed to expand the collapsing universe, to make sure that your planet is saved? What is the answer to life? Why do men have nipples?
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the cat looked at them "the answer to all of it is 42" she said grinning
Shadow:"OMG YOU IDIOT!"
(I think this is now a roleplay XD)
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Kyuubey 5: Actually, I don't think that 42 from the Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy is the actual answer to the universe, life, and everything.
(Probably xD)
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(pfft XD)
Mail shrugged "eh, I don't care anymore" she then stabbed kyubey 5
Shadow just face pawed "why me"
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Kyuubey 6: Stop killing me, okay? *dodges a knife*.
You silly anthropomorphic cat humans seem to like to kill things when you are bored.
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Shadow: it's because she's possessed
Mail: glares at shadow
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Kyuubey 6: Cat humans cannot be possessed. They must be doing it of their own accord.
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shadow: we are cats you idiot, and I can possess people
Mail: does anyone have a knife I can eat
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Kyuubey 6: Shadow, you and Mail have potential to become magical beings. Only humans can have the potential to become magical beings.
And Mail, beings like you cannot eat knives. Unless you're like a ghost, or a demon.
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Mail turned "whatchu say" she said, she had apparently eaten the knife
Shadow facepawed "why would we have to magical if im already a demon and mail can eat knifes?" he asked looking at kyubey
(mail actualy has a amulet hidden in her fur, it gives resistance to pain XD)
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Kyuubey 6: Mail and you, Shadow, are both incredibly strong. Mail can't feel pain, but she can still bleed from the inside-out, due to the knife cutting her insides apart and making her bleed; but she (usually) survives. You can do most anything, even destroy me.
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shadow:*rolls eyes*
Mail coughs
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／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼
See? She coughs blood.
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