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Published: 2013-07-24 16:47:12 +0000 UTC; Views: 21589; Favourites: 803; Downloads: 14
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Description Once I happened upon a callow young lass,
Who apparently thought that it was cool to be crass.
And she turned her tongue upon the profession of writing;
Apparently she felt that it was in need of a smiting.

Though her raving and ranting made very little sense,
She seemed to be taking a rather harsh stance.
Apparently her pain was too great to be understood,
Far beyond the comprehension of this man from the hood.

So I stood there in swagger, clad in my bling.
While she behaved like 'Moon-Moon', in search of a thing.
She spouted some nonsense, some far fetched line,
About never idolizing the keen writer's mind...

...Aaaaaalrighty then,

If that is the case, then why ape my technique?
Why submit to several galleries; is your brain on the leak?
You are writing to be seen; you seek attention as I do,
What are we if not performers, is that not true?

Did you believe that you could use your past as a shield?
It counts, I'm afraid, for nothing, I feel;
For you see, I'm a killer, as bold as I dare,
I care not if you scream or if you tear out your hair.

And if you are offended, I'm sorry I swear.
I was under the impression that your soul was bare...

...Now if you please my dear, it's quiet time I beg,
Or should I quoteth the Griffon and say, "Shut up Meg."





-Chen Yuan Wen, 24th July 2013
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WordOfChen In reply to ??? [2013-07-25 02:44:45 +0000 UTC]

I cannot do that my friend, that would make things personal and I'd rather keep the battlefield to a poetic one x'3


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starwingcorona In reply to ??? [2013-07-25 00:03:52 +0000 UTC]

To paraphrase Kevin Smith, encouraging an artist costs nothing and could result in something life-changing down the road. But if you discourage an artist, you get absolutely nothing in return, ever.

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WordOfChen In reply to starwingcorona [2013-07-25 02:45:29 +0000 UTC]

I agree and that is why I disliked something called 'Never be a Writer', still I felt that the feeling could be used productively and this was the return serve :3


-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates

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Soulsbeyond In reply to ??? [2013-07-24 23:26:30 +0000 UTC]

This is just the best damn thing ever! Freaking awesome, honestly!

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WordOfChen In reply to Soulsbeyond [2013-07-25 02:45:49 +0000 UTC]

Haha, thank you, it was designed to cause much humour and burning x'3


-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates

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Soulsbeyond In reply to WordOfChen [2013-07-25 09:53:36 +0000 UTC]

Well it certainly did! XD

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AurelieBonhoffen In reply to ??? [2013-07-24 23:12:43 +0000 UTC]

Oh, SNAP!

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WordOfChen In reply to AurelieBonhoffen [2013-07-25 02:45:58 +0000 UTC]

*hi-five* x'3


-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates

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Migatte-no-Gokui In reply to ??? [2013-07-24 23:08:34 +0000 UTC]

OH SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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WordOfChen In reply to Migatte-no-Gokui [2013-07-25 02:46:11 +0000 UTC]

Bwahaha, my thanks for enjoying it x'3


-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates

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Anime-Demon-Angel In reply to ??? [2013-07-24 23:01:56 +0000 UTC]

This is awesome

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WordOfChen In reply to Anime-Demon-Angel [2013-07-25 02:46:32 +0000 UTC]

My thanks, glad you enjoyed it friend ^^


-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates

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Hylzarie In reply to ??? [2013-07-24 22:53:29 +0000 UTC]

You have a way to express yourself and I really like it! You're awesome!!

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WordOfChen In reply to Hylzarie [2013-07-25 02:46:38 +0000 UTC]

Thank you my dear friend ^^


-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates

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8Hope24 In reply to ??? [2013-07-24 22:44:29 +0000 UTC]

Love the rhythm and the vocabulary. Its so funny and bluntly true.Ā 

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WordOfChen In reply to 8Hope24 [2013-07-25 02:46:52 +0000 UTC]

Yes, it took awhile to design, but the result was hilarious x'3


-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates

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8Hope24 In reply to WordOfChen [2013-07-25 04:16:34 +0000 UTC]

Indeed. Well done.Ā 

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Pinopika [2013-07-24 22:42:48 +0000 UTC]

perfect XD

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WordOfChen In reply to Pinopika [2013-07-25 02:46:58 +0000 UTC]

My thanks dear friend x'3


-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates

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ZenRumi In reply to ??? [2013-07-24 22:40:03 +0000 UTC]

nicely put. I take my hat off to you sir. Even your title is pure genius.Ā 

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WordOfChen In reply to ZenRumi [2013-07-25 02:47:13 +0000 UTC]

Well not really, it was just something I whipped up. You are too kind to think so x'3


-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates

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Delrymple121 In reply to ??? [2013-07-24 22:28:06 +0000 UTC]

Brilliant XDĀ 

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WordOfChen In reply to Delrymple121 [2013-07-25 02:48:59 +0000 UTC]

My thanks dear friend x'3


-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates

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ReyRay In reply to ??? [2013-07-24 21:56:31 +0000 UTC]

this is gold!

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WordOfChen In reply to ReyRay [2013-07-25 02:49:06 +0000 UTC]

I am glad you enjoyed it x'3


-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates

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ReyRay In reply to WordOfChen [2013-07-25 02:58:57 +0000 UTC]

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tngapch In reply to ??? [2013-07-24 21:56:05 +0000 UTC]

Oh, that piece. I tried in vain to comment on it and just.... could not. It is for the best however, you seem to have stumbled upon the words I left scattered (and thought I had erased) and made sense of them better than I ever could. Bravissimo!

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WordOfChen In reply to tngapch [2013-07-25 02:49:35 +0000 UTC]

Haha I trawled through the whole thing, her supporters and the ones with some sense in their mind. Hence I created this piece knowing that some, if not all would see it x'3


-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates

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aidantheawsome123 In reply to ??? [2013-07-24 21:35:45 +0000 UTC]

i know how this person feels. everyone in my classes are ignorant and refuse to gain some intelligence. i always felt like shouting "I am surrounded by morons!"

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WordOfChen In reply to aidantheawsome123 [2013-07-25 02:51:48 +0000 UTC]

Aye, occasionally I do feel the same, but it is easier if I pretend I'm wearing bane's mask and observing everyone in the manner of a man observing an ant-farm. It's optional to start giving people permission to do things x'3


-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates

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RandomDragon0412 In reply to ??? [2013-07-24 21:28:41 +0000 UTC]

lol so awesome!

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WordOfChen In reply to RandomDragon0412 [2013-07-25 02:51:53 +0000 UTC]

Glad you think so ^^


-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates

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Silent-Intrigant In reply to ??? [2013-07-24 21:20:47 +0000 UTC]

This made me crack a smile XD

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WordOfChen In reply to Silent-Intrigant [2013-07-25 02:52:00 +0000 UTC]

Then I have done my duty x'3


-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates

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Silent-Intrigant In reply to WordOfChen [2013-07-25 03:29:21 +0000 UTC]

Indeed you have XD

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SteffenC-itsjustme [2013-07-24 21:20:46 +0000 UTC]

"Griffon" should be "Griffin", I suppose, but otherwise superb! When used correctly and in a timely fashion "shut up, Meg" is hilarious. As was the case in this poem XD

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WordOfChen In reply to SteffenC-itsjustme [2013-07-25 02:50:58 +0000 UTC]

I know, but the original use of that phrase was 'quoteth the raven' so I figured I would use the actual spelling for Griffon x'3


-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates

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SteffenC-itsjustme In reply to WordOfChen [2013-07-25 16:19:48 +0000 UTC]

I see! ^^ Then it works perfectly!

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WordOfChen In reply to SteffenC-itsjustme [2013-07-25 17:29:56 +0000 UTC]

thank you friend ^^


-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates

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solid-alcohol In reply to ??? [2013-07-24 21:03:35 +0000 UTC]

Shut up, Meg!

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WordOfChen In reply to solid-alcohol [2013-07-25 02:50:10 +0000 UTC]

(^_^)b


-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates

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Sanddune798 In reply to ??? [2013-07-24 21:01:31 +0000 UTC]

This is fantastic. XD

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WordOfChen In reply to Sanddune798 [2013-07-25 02:52:08 +0000 UTC]

My thanks for enjoying it friend :3


-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates

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Amandahlia In reply to ??? [2013-07-24 20:52:02 +0000 UTC]

I'm very impressed great job!

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WordOfChen In reply to Amandahlia [2013-07-25 02:52:14 +0000 UTC]

Thank you kindly my friend ^^


-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates

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Amandahlia In reply to WordOfChen [2013-07-25 15:53:27 +0000 UTC]

You're very welcome ^_^

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KitzelTheMuse In reply to ??? [2013-07-24 20:28:24 +0000 UTC]

Enjoyed this one. :3 Even the thoughts presented in the description were well thought out.

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WordOfChen In reply to KitzelTheMuse [2013-07-25 02:52:46 +0000 UTC]

Indeed, took quite awhile to type it all out, but I felt that clarification was necessarily since using this type of poetry is something I rarely do. I normally don't bother x3


-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates

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20Tourniquet02 In reply to ??? [2013-07-24 20:20:52 +0000 UTC]

If writing hadn't been discovered....there would have been no history or any documents!
I still believe the one who was against it was drunk or something!o_O
Great work with the poem by the way captain!

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WordOfChen In reply to 20Tourniquet02 [2013-07-25 02:52:58 +0000 UTC]

Possibly, possibly x'3 They gave me great material though ^^


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