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WordOfChen — How to Insult Poetically
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Description Once I happened upon a callow young lass,
Who apparently thought that it was cool to be crass.
And she turned her tongue upon the profession of writing;
Apparently she felt that it was in need of a smiting.

Though her raving and ranting made very little sense,
She seemed to be taking a rather harsh stance.
Apparently her pain was too great to be understood,
Far beyond the comprehension of this man from the hood.

So I stood there in swagger, clad in my bling.
While she behaved like 'Moon-Moon', in search of a thing.
She spouted some nonsense, some far fetched line,
About never idolizing the keen writer's mind...

...Aaaaaalrighty then,

If that is the case, then why ape my technique?
Why submit to several galleries; is your brain on the leak?
You are writing to be seen; you seek attention as I do,
What are we if not performers, is that not true?

Did you believe that you could use your past as a shield?
It counts, I'm afraid, for nothing, I feel;
For you see, I'm a killer, as bold as I dare,
I care not if you scream or if you tear out your hair.

And if you are offended, I'm sorry I swear.
I was under the impression that your soul was bare...

...Now if you please my dear, it's quiet time I beg,
Or should I quoteth the Griffon and say, "Shut up Meg."





-Chen Yuan Wen, 24th July 2013
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Comments: 268

ArtFreakA In reply to ??? [2013-07-24 17:24:04 +0000 UTC]

....buuuurrrn

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WordOfChen In reply to ArtFreakA [2013-07-24 17:53:10 +0000 UTC]

Quick get this pokemon a burn heal x'3


-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates

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AsakoBunny In reply to ??? [2013-07-24 17:22:18 +0000 UTC]

That ending haha! Genius!

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WordOfChen In reply to AsakoBunny [2013-07-24 17:53:29 +0000 UTC]

The family guy line needed to be used, it was finding the set up for it that took some time. Glad it turned out well though x'3


-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates

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Tara-the-Brave In reply to ??? [2013-07-24 17:21:32 +0000 UTC]

I applaud you on this piece, and all the thoughts your presented in your description. Very well put, on all accounts. 

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WordOfChen In reply to Tara-the-Brave [2013-07-24 17:53:33 +0000 UTC]

My thanks ^^

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates

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Tara-the-Brave In reply to WordOfChen [2013-07-25 16:10:21 +0000 UTC]

And might I add on a separate not that you seem to be a very interesting character indeed. Haha And I mean that in the best of ways.

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WordOfChen In reply to Tara-the-Brave [2013-07-25 16:38:05 +0000 UTC]

Oh believe me, I am super interesting...in a weird utterly creepy way. *Taps at your window in the middle of the night* dude let me in, I'm a fairy!


-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates

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Tara-the-Brave In reply to WordOfChen [2013-07-25 18:23:27 +0000 UTC]

Lol! XD Obviously, since you'd have to be flying to be tapping on my window in the middle of the night. lol

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iKestrel In reply to ??? [2013-07-24 16:56:14 +0000 UTC]

Well done, dear captain

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WordOfChen In reply to iKestrel [2013-07-24 17:53:39 +0000 UTC]

My thanks to you dear ^^


-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates

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iKestrel In reply to WordOfChen [2013-07-24 19:00:30 +0000 UTC]

Anytime sir

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Wonder-freak In reply to ??? [2013-07-24 16:55:36 +0000 UTC]

cool

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WordOfChen In reply to Wonder-freak [2013-07-24 17:53:51 +0000 UTC]

Glad you felt that way about it x'3


-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates

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animeloverishere In reply to ??? [2013-07-24 16:52:27 +0000 UTC]

This is amazing, and I love the ending!

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WordOfChen In reply to animeloverishere [2013-07-24 17:53:57 +0000 UTC]

Haha I'm glad you did ^^


-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates

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Michael-J-Hawk In reply to ??? [2013-07-24 16:51:27 +0000 UTC]

This was pretty hilarious XD

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WordOfChen In reply to Michael-J-Hawk [2013-07-24 17:54:12 +0000 UTC]

Ah my dear friend, you know I shall deliver when it comes to the good stuff x'3


-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates

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